Every day, it seems, Lady Gaga does something ridiculous in order to get photographed by the paparazzi. Yeah, we’re buying into it. She amuses us. [London, 4/20/09]

...And gives them a show. Lady Gaga went out on the town last night. What’s with her and the camera? [London, 4/17/09]

FYI, yesterday Gaga’s hair was in a cone shape. How did she change it so drastically, so quickly? [London, 4/15/09]

“I want a good f**k and some carbohydrates. Good spaghetti and good sex.” —Lady Gaga

OK, so you know how Lady Gaga never wears pants? Well, apparently she has an excuse. She told Rolling Stone: “My grandmother is basically blind, but she can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, ‘I can see you, because you have no pants on.’ So I’ll continue to wear no pants so that my grandma can see me.” Um, wouldn’t wearing white pants—or better yet, neon pink—make her equally visible? [via Perez Hilton]

Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance” made her a hit sensation in the pop music world, but she’s gotten more attention for her fashion sense (or lack thereof) than her music. She’s better known for braving the chilly temperatures in outrageous outfits—like bra tops and bikini bottoms with no coat. Still, her lack of clothing isn’t stopping her from become a fashion designer. She’s starting her own fashion line, which will include ... pants! Does she even own pants? Because I’ve never seen her wear a pair. GaGa’s foray into fashion may not be that big of a shocker, considering she designs all her own outfits, but it is amusing. She told the Mirror, “I can’t wait to do my own line. It’s definitely something I want to do in the next year as I do have my own style.” I’m not sure if wearing underwear in public is considered having style, G.

Unearthed from Lady Gaga’s personal website is the photo on the left, before she discovered fake eyelashes and nude lipstick apparently.

I love a hair bow as much as Blair Waldorf, but Lady GaGa’s (made from her own hair) is a bit much. [U.K., 1/15/2009]

Christina Aguilera has been taking some heat since she switched up her look. The new platinum blonde hairdo with heavy fringe has people comparing her to pop neophyte, Lady Gaga. Christina has been fighting back like Kenley from Project Runway, by playing dumb. Now the gloves are off and the battle of the bitches is on, but we know if these two kids could see how much they have in common, besides bangs, they could be BFFs for life…or at least do a duet.  So, here’s how they stack up…

MUSIC

• Pink Funhouse Pink’s post-divorce record drops today, but we’ve already be bopping our head to her single “So What,” which can pretty much been found on the radio at all times on one station or another.  Of all of Pink’s albums, this one feels the most personal, she’s exercising the demons from her divorce.  The album shares the title with one of Iggy Pop and The Stooges’ opuses, but the party fun house they were talking about isn’t anything like the empty remains of the domicile she shared with her ex-husband. Yet, somehow Pink’s pain makes for great, fun pop songs. Take notes Alanis Morrissette.

So, so, so hard to tell. [London, 10/14/08]