In the boy buffet that is Hollywood, Kirsten Dunst has been helping herself to a whole lot of sloppy seconds.  She must have picked up some skills in Interview With A Vampire, because Kirsten likes to feast on the blood bath of a freshly killed relationship. It all began back in 2007 when she swooped in on The O.C.’s Adam Brody just a month after he’d broken up with his girlfriend of three years, Rachel Bilson. But she really has it out for Drew Barrymore’s exes!  Less than two weeks after Drew split with Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti, her man of nearly five years, Dunst was already riding him like a show pony all around Hollywood.  Drew, the lady that she is, moved on and found love (albeit brief) with the Mac guy, Justin Long. This week, a little over a month after the couple called it quits, Long was having lunch with Dunst!  There should be at least be a waiting period for how soon you can publicly date after your ex-girlfriend has taken you on Oprah. But Kirsten, she’s a straight up vulture ready to pounce on any meat that’s suddenly back on the market. Sure, Kirsten can blame her behavior on a bad break up with Jake Gyllenhaal back in 2005—just like she did her stint in rehab—but really, pull yourself together woman! Do you really need to lay all the rebounds in tinsel town?

Jake Gyllenhaal, the boyish Donnie Darko we’ve come to love, has bulked up big time to crush his cute image.  For the filming of his new flick Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, the indie star has gone more Indiana Jones.  Tan, ripped, and with a mane of hair rivaled only by heavy metal rock stars and Fabio, Jake has been stepping out on location in Morocco looking like a force to be reckoned with. Dude is officially a tasty beefcake and we want a bite! Alas, these pics were SO hot, we couldn’t get a hold of them for ourselves, so you’ll have to click on over to Defamer to get a look. And we’ll all have to wait until the movie’s release on Memorial Day 2010 to see those guns in action. For now, enjoy the photo morsels. [Defamer]

By now you’ve probably heard that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have asked Bono to be godfather to their twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. And that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz are considering John Mayer for godfather of their unborn child. I’ve never really thought about famous godparents probably because I’ve never really had a great relationship with my own godparents, except for my late Uncle Eddie. However, when this news broke, we at The Frisky decided to research other famous godparents and realized some of these relationships are really surprising.

So, one of the gossip items making the rounds today is that Jake Gyllenhaal has to live by all sorts of CUH-RAZY rules now that he is living with Reese Witherspoon and her kids. Stuff like not putting his feet on the coffee table and being openly communicative all the time. The jist of the story is that Reese is, like, a mega-dominant partner and Jake’s got to be submissive—and that he likes it that way. But it got me thinking about the dudes on my IM and whether they play the role of dominant or submissive in their relationships—in and out of the bedroom. Their responses and a tangent about gender roles, after the jump…

“What made me most courageous was that I realized I had to try to let go of that stereotype I had in my mind, that bit of homophobia, and try for a second to be vulnerable and sensitive. It was f**kin’ hard, man. I succeeded only for milliseconds.”—Jake Gyllenhaal on his love scenes with Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain

Last week, we told you all about herpes! Now for some even juicier Hollywood gossip—did Ryan Phillippe give the herps to wife Reese Witherspoon and that’s how she found out he was cheating on her? And did things work out so easily between her and Jake Gyllenhaal because he has the gift that keeps on giving—thanks to his cheating ex, Kirsten Dunst. We’re not saying these rumors are true, but this blind item in Janet Charlton’s gossip column late last week got us thinking…. [Janet Charlton’s Hollywood]

Our post on beards was so popular, we thought we’d give you more Paul Bunyon-inspired beards to drool over. Enjoy!

Beards aren’t just for gay men anymore. What started as manly scruff has grown into a full-on beard trend, as indie stars rock facial hair like they’re Greek philosophers. From the Foo Fighters’ front man Dave Grohl to Jake Gyllenhaal and Justin Timberlake, razors in Hollywood seem to be strictly for below the belt.  Even Entourage’s Adrian Grenier was just spotted looking fine with more fuzz than a chia pet, while baby-faced Disney star Shia LaBeouf is all grown up with whiskers on the set of his new movie Eagle Eye.  Although the wave of hair has swept up so many, there has been one casualty: Ryan Gosling.  He recently shaved and sure, he’s so sweet we’ll always want him to impregnate us. But Ryan, while your career might be strong, the beard has got to make a comeback. We like our men looking like lumberjacks, it makes us think of wood.