Astrosexologist extraordinaire Kiki T. advises Frisky readers every Monday with her FriskyScopes, but if that isn’t enough celestial guidance for ya, she’s got a whole book! The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook deconstructs men of every sign, telling you how to get and keep him right where you want him: in bed. [$14.99, Amazon]

We’re giving away seven copies of The Celestial Sexpot’s Handbook, but you have to work if you want your sex life to be out of this galaxy. The five best commenters for this coming week—from today, Friday, June 12 through Thursday, June 18—will be awarded with one. So, be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules.

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive Apica Notebooks. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.

Sometimes, we’ll go out on the town only to spend much of the night pushing our way through piles of people in an attempt to reach the bar. Then, when we finally get the bartender’s attention, we can’t even think of a drink we want him to make. For a change of pace, we’re going to stay at home a little more often and, over the course of the year, test the drink recipes in Food & Wine Cocktails 2009. With concoctions like a five-spice margarita and something called the “Big O” designed by top mixologists, plus party food recipes, we won’t need to leave our apartment to have a good time. Well, except to stock the bar. [$10.17, Amazon]

We’re giving away three copies of Food & Wine Cocktails ‘09, but you have to work if you want to know how to make delicious drinks. The five best commenters for this coming week—from today, Friday, June 5 through Thursday, June 11—will be awarded with one. So, be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules.

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive products from Bought by Anna David. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.

Our life’s to-do list—things we need to buy at the drugstore, ingredients for the butternut squash soup recipe we’ve been dying to make, reminders to make doctor and dentist appointments—is contained on scraps of paper and the back of receipts scattered throughout our apartment and various handbags. These notes are cluttering up our life and, frankly, making us forget what we were supposed to do. So now we’ve started carrying around this little notebook, which is the perfect size for toting everywhere, and, as it says on its cover, the paper is the “most advanced quality” and “gives best writing features.” Basically, it’s the most charming notebook we’ve ever encountered. [$3.25, The Daily Planner]

We’re giving away five Apica notebooks, but you have to work if you want your nails to look good. The five best commenters for this coming week—from today, Friday, May 29 through Thursday, May 4—will be awarded with one. So, be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules.

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive products from the Aveeno Nourish+ Hair Care Collection. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.

Summer has (almost) arrived! You know what that means? It’s time to put down the Dostoyevsky and put that dogeared copy of “Siddhartha” back on the shelf—those books are for the damp, frigid winter—and pick up some trashy, sexy, and deeply enjoyable beach reading. Our first recommendation for your summer of pleasurable page turning? “Bought” by Anna David. The novel is a followup to “Party Girl,” and continues to follow the oh-so-exciting life of L.A. magazine writer, Emma Swanson. This time around, she’s writing a story about a high-class call girl and discovers some tricks of the trade in the process. But it’s not all fun and games, as Emma must contend with a moral quandry of her own. Hooked yet? [$14.99, Amazon]

We’re giving away five copies of “Bought” by Anna David, but you have to work if you want it in your beach bag. The five best commenters for this coming week—from today, Friday, May 22 through Thursday, May 28—will be awarded with one. So, be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules.

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive BabyCakes Cookbook. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.

For the last couple months, we’ve been in a hair rut. Our hair wasn’t working no matter what goop we added or how we styled it. In fact, it was being downright uncooperative. Then we started using Aveeno’s new Nourish+ Hair Care Collection. It may sound unbelievable, but now our ‘do does exactly what we want it to do. Seriously, after our first shower with the stuff, we had tamed the beast into bouncy, shiny submission. [$6.99, Drugstore.com]

We’re giving away products from Aveeno’s Nourish+ Hair Care line, but you have to work if you want your hair to look good. The five best commenters for this coming week—from today, Friday, May 15 through Thursday, May 21—will be awarded with a shampoo and conditioner set. So be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules.

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive We Love Colors tights. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.

Forget everything you think you know about vegan, gluten-free, and sugar-free desserts because Erin McKenna has changed all that. McKenna’s BabyCakes bakery became a much sought-after destination in New York City for its delicious desserts, but now you can turn your kitchen into its own hot spot as you recreate the delectables in BabyCakes: Vegan, Gluten-Free, and (Mostly) Sugar-Free Recipes from New York’s Most Talked-About Bakery. She has recipes for Double Chocolate Chip Cookies, Strawberry Shortcake, Banana Bread, and her New York award-winning Chocolate Cupcakes. Since the recipes are vegan, gluten-free, and mostly sugar-free, everyone will enjoy these treats. [$14.40, Amazon]

We’re giving away five copies of the BabyCakes cookbook, but you have to work if you want to make delicious desserts. The five best commenters for this coming week—from today, Friday, May 8 through Thursday, May 14—will be awarded with one. So, be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules.

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome, internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive ClinQs Reusable Drink Stickers. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.

You may think tights season is over, but think again. There’s still a chill in the air in some parts of the country—and your air conditioned office. Footed and footless tights in tie-dye, stripe, or zigzag patterns are a fun way to throw caution to the wind. When the temperature heats up, you can wear them with a long, billowy tunic. [Prices Vary, We Love Colors]

We’re giving away five pairs of We Love Colors tights, but you have to work if you want one. The five best commenters for this coming week—from today, Friday, May 1, through Thursday, May 7—will be awarded with one. So, be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules.

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You bitches crack us up! In honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week we’ll award you awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week, five winners will receive Garbage Land by Elizabeth Royte. Without further adieu, the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab.

Back when we were sweet young things, our moms taught us that sharing is caring. Like, if we had a cool new toy, we had to let our playschool friends in on the fun. Now that we’re older, we’re cool with lending gal pals clothes, but we’d rather not swap spit with them by mixing up our drink glasses. ClinQs reusable drink stickers let you toast until the booze runs out without catching a bug from your BFFs. Our drink is the one with the boombox on it, so back off. [$5.50, ClinQs.com]

We’re giving away five sets of ClinQs reusable drink stickers, but you have to work if you want to keep your rosé to yourself. The five best commenters for this coming week—from today, Friday, April 24, through Thursday, April 30—will be awarded a set of 25. Be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules.

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes!  Each week we’ll award you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This week five winners will receive three TweeCards. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab…

Earth Day is next Wednesday, and it’s high time you start realizing where the stuff you toss in your garbage can goes, because it doesn’t just vanish. In Garbage Land: On the Secret Trail of Trash, author Elizabeth Royte explores what happens to the things you throw away, and what you should be doing to avoid making our planet one big landfill. [$10.19, Amazon]

We’re giving away five copies of Elizabeth Royte’s book Garbage Land, but you have to work if you want it. The five best commenters for this coming week—from today, Friday, April 17 through Thursday, April 23—will be awarded with one. So, be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules.

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes!  Each week we’ll award you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special.  This week five winners will receive three TweeCards. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab…

Life is full of moments when you just don’t know what to say. Like when a friend loses her job (or gets one), ages another year, or saves your ass at a work meeting. In these and plenty of other instances, an email saying, “Happy birthday!” or “You rock!!!!” doesn’t cut it, no matter how many exclamation marks you use. If you’re a good person, you’ll send a witty note from TweeCards. We’re pretty sure clever is the new thoughtful. [$3.50 each, TweeCards.com]

We’re giving five readers three TweeCards each, but you have to work if you want your friends to think you’re the most thoughtful/clever person they know. The five best commenters for this coming week—from today, Friday, April 10 through Thursday, April 16—will be awarded with a set of three. So, be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules. NOTE: To be eligible you must include in your profile the state and country where you live!

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes!  Each week we’ll award you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special.  This week five winners will receive a Worn Free T-Shirt. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift For Gab…