Sigh. We gotta admit, George Clooney and his 28-year old girlfriend, Sarah Larson, are kind of cute. [Us Weekly]

In Touch claims that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s fights on The Hills are totally fake. Does that mean she’s not a feminist hero anymore? [Perez Hilton

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are on vacay with her kids in Cabo San Lucas. Mmm, Mexico. Jealous. [Pop Sugar]

All makeovers done on Taaz.com.

Madonna was inducted into the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame last night and her husband Guy Richie was mysteriously absent. Could there be trouble in paradise? [Perez Hilton]

The Jolie-Pitt crew is camped out in Austin while Brad films a movie there. Umm, dearest future sister-in-law who lives in Austin, please keep your eye peeled and take lots of cellphone pics!!!!!!! [DListed]

Here come the denials. George Clooney is not engaged to girlfriend Sarah Larson, according to his rep. [Us Weekly]

 

What magic potion did Sarah Larson use to entrance George Clooney? The tabs are reporting that the actor is set to give up his prized bachelordom and marry Sarah this summer. [Marie Claire U.K.]

Sienna Miller and her boyfriend Rhys Ifans are engaged! Apparently he has asked for her hand three times before and she’s always said no. Playing hard to get, eh, Sienna? [Perez Hilton]

Paris Hilton wore a giant, tacky, bejeweled “BM” ring at boyfriend Benji Madden’s birthday party this weekend. This is probably a little fratty of us, but all we could think of when we saw that ring was bowel movements. [Us Weekly]

Oh my gosh, cannot believe I forgot to mention this yesterday. Paris Hilton is dating Joel Madden’s twin brother Benji. Joel Madden? As in Nicole Richie’s baby daddy? This has got to make double-dating so much easier. [Just Jared]

Britney Spears was finally allowed, after a month and a half, to see her kids. Twice! Yay! [Perez Hilton]

One of the best moments for me from the Oscars was when George Clooney and his much, much, much younger girlfriend talked about what they did for Valentine’s Day. They went to Vegas! To hang out with her friends! For some reason, the idea of the Cloons hanging out with a bunch of sorority girls makes me laugh and cry at the same time. [OMG!]

 

George Clooney just keeps getting tastier. We’d like to give this former ER doctor mouth to mouth!  Especially now that he’s been immortalized in jellybeans.  The already edible Clooney was appointed to the United Nations Peace Envoy in January, but now the tall dark and handsome actor/director/activist has had his essence captured in a tasteful portrait commissioned by the Jelly Belly Company.  The artist, Roger Rocha, used 10,000 morsels to recreate Clooney in multi-colored yumminess. At the end of the month, the candy Clooney will be donated to a charity of George’s choosing. Does a new, up-and-coming webzine count as a charity? [People]