Shock rocker Marilyn Manson and actress/Lolita Evan Rachel Wood have split up after two years and twin heart tattoos. While they looked like a match made in Hot Topic heaven, they probably seemed so happy because they were high off the fumes from their his and her black nail polish. Well, breaking up is hard to do, so we hope their division doesn’t get as bloody as their music video for “Heart Shaped Glasses.”  On the upside, since she did the dumping, we’re sure Evan Rachel’s ready to rebound! We bet she’s looking forward to making out with a guy who won’t leave his lipstick all over her face.  So, we’ve rounded up some dark and lovely dudes for her to pick from, after the jump…

Evan Rachel Wood finally wisened up and dumped Marilyn Manson because he’s “controlling.” And not because he wears white contacts, masturbates on stage, and spikes his morning joe with absinthe? [Star]

So, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling have broken up again. Okay, I’m sad for them, really, but maybe this IS a sign that Ryan is supposed to be my celebrity rebound?! [Contact Music]

So, Simon Cowell is basically the best ex ever. He gave his ex Terri Seymour $5 million to spend and another $4 million to buy her own place. [Perez Hilton]

 

Either Marilyn Manson has a type, or his new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood, is a little Single White Female when it comes to his ex, Dita Von Teese. Scary! [Thanks to DListed for pointing this out!]