Yes, 50% of marriages end in divorce, but I’d say at least 99% last more than 24 hours. Not the case for a Polish couple, who threw in the towel and agreed to get an annulment right after their civil ceremony in Germany last Wednesday. No kidding—the dealbreaker came when the 50-year-old husband tried to cut his new wife’s hair with a kitchen knife. The flushed bride called the police on her wacko husband, and two phone call apologies couldn’t reconcile the couple. Instead of a hotel suite and champagne, the husband spent his wedding night in a homeless shelter with his restraining order. [MSNBC]

While this marriage could qualify as the shortest on record, here are some other unions that were definitely short, but not so sweet.

Recently, Johnny Depp and some friends ate a late-night dinner at Chicago steakhouse, Gibson’s. And Depp left the waitor a $4,000 tip. [Radar Online] — Hot AND generous? It just doesn’t seem fair.

Check out some other celebs who are worth waiting for on.

Yesterday’s ruling by the California Supreme Court to uphold Proposition 8 was a huge disappointment to us and other supporters of marriage equality. There were peaceful protests throughout the state, including in Hollywood, where celebrities like Drew Barrymore, Pete Wentz, and, yes, Perez Hilton came out to march. Hmm, wonder what Miss California, Carrie Prejean, was up to?

Is it just us, or are there some Hollywood couples who constantly break up and get back together? Keeping track of their status is like trying to watch a ping-pong match. Here’s a rundown of the most flip-flopping pairs in Hollywood.The Couple: Drew Barrymore and Justin Long
The Story: Drew and Justin met while shooting “He’s Just Not That Into You” in 2007 and became a couple soon after. The two were wild about each other for a year, then broke up last summer. Maybe it’s because he was a Mac and she was a PC? The two stayed friends, and at Wednesday night’s premiere of “Grey Gardens” were acting uber-couply. “I adore him,” Drew told People that night. [People] But on today’s “Ellen DeGeneres Show,” she said they’re just pals for now. “It’s very confusing,” said Drew. [People]
Current Status: Off.

Mommy blogs are up in arms over Nickelodeon’s decision to create a “tween” version of kiddie show, “Dora The Explorer.” The new, Bratz-ified Dora trades her cute, practical bob and baby fat for long, flippy locks, trendy leggings, and a skirt—a decidedly less rough-and-tumble look for a kid who gets her kicks going on adventurers and playing sports.

In honor of Dora’s coming of age, and as a cautionary measure, we’ve assembled before and after pics of other youngsters who got a sexy makeover at the hands of puberty and a few crafty marketing executives…