Fashion label Moschino will open a hotel in Milan in 2009. The interior is being overseen by Moschino’s creative director and her design team. How fancy. [MarieClaire.co.uk]
You may be too poor right now to go to a spa, but you can totally give yourself a facial with the oatmeal you have in your cupboard but never eat. [Sassybella]
Police accidentally shot a 20-year-old newlywed man in Anaheim, CA, because they thought he was a suspect. So sad. [CNN]
Brad Pitt said he doesn’t want to get married again because he’s afraid that he’ll have to go through another divorce. [AHN]
If you would like to have a good outlook on the world, get a hot drink and hold it in your hands. According to new research, people who held a warm beverage viewed a stranger as having warmer personality traits than when they held an iced coffee. [LiveScience]
Jessica Biel is recording songs for a new movie. Apparently she has “a great range.” [WENN]
Male and female plants “converse” with the molecules in the pollen (male) and the pistol (female). [EurekAlert]
A woman in Alton, IL, was arrested for bartending in the nude. She faces a misdemeanor charge of “lewd entertainment.” For such a naughty act, isn’t “lewd” a wonderful word? [AHN]
A man who has donated a lot of sperm is the father of 46 kids: “A couple weeks ago, I had to inseminate five women in one weekend.” [Vice]
A study published in the British Medical Journal found that people who ate until they were full and did so quickly were three times more likely to be fat than people in the “not eating until full and not eating quickly” group. So, people who eat less are less likely to be overweight—genius. [Reuters]
Shoe designer Christian Louboutin announced on Sunday that he plans to produce a pair of 8-inch stilettos, supposedly the highest in mainstream fashion. Among strippers, that height of heel is only average. [HuffPo]
Sexual-assault injuries may be harder to detect in darker-skinned women. [Reuters]
Police in Michigan arrested a 29-year-old man for allegedly “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash. Guess it wasn’t a “full service” operation. [AHN]
Former New York governor Eliot Spitzer and his wife, Silda Wall-Spitzer, celebrated their 21st wedding anniversary on Friday. It seems the two are still together despite his sexual exploits. [Gothamist]
Bring your gently worn sweaters to any Banana Republic store in the U.S. or Canada from October 16 to October 26, and get a 30 percent discount at the store. We can’t think of anything more wonderful than doing good and getting clothes for cheap at the same time. [Fashionista]
Physical injuries from major trauma, even if they’ve been treated, can lead to erectile dysfunction for a good while, just so ya know. [Medical News Today]
Can you wait the 10-or-so hours until tonight’s “Gossip Girl”?
ABC is streaming four full episodes of “My So-Called Life.” Relive the ‘90s by clicking here, going to “full episodes,” then clicking on “My So-Called Life.” [ABC via BuzzSugar]
Paris Hilton is getting advice from Martin Sheen about being president. [Funny or Die]
A virgin in London celebrated her 105th birthday this week. “People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no,” said Clara Meadmore. “I have just never been interested in sex. [AFP]
A man in Australia shot a woman in the thigh after she refused to perform oral sex on him. [The Australian]
Giorgio Armani is helping Adrien Brody design the interiors of his castle home in New York. Oh, to have ridiculously famous and fabulous friends. [WENN]
Virgin Galactic, the company planning on taking wealthy tourists to the edge of the atmosphere, has turned down a $1 million-offer for a sex-in-spacce movie. [Fox news]
The Indian Health Minister wants to legalize homosexuality, which is currently a crime with the punishment of life in prison, so that they can focus on fighting HIV/AIDS. [Medical News Today]
“CBS Evening News” anchor Katie Couric is finally getting positive attention for her work, including the interview with VP nominee Sarah Palin. Unfortunately, her show didn’t see much of an increase in ratings. [AP, NY Times]
Photographer Bert Stern is suing two people in an attempt to get back seven nude and seminude pictures of Marilyn Monroe that Stern says were stolen from him. [CBS News]
A new survey by the Pew Research Center found that women make more decisions at home than men do. [LiveScience]
Is Jason Ritter the new brother on ABC’s “Brothers & Sisters”? We hope so, because he looks totally cute in his upcoming movie, “Good Dick.” [E Online]