New mom Jennifer Lopez was spotted on the lamb at “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” premiere last night, sans her husband Marc Anthony, as well as her wedding ring.  Whoa! While she wasn’t showing of her rock, she was showing off her jewels in a very sexy low-cut dress. Hmm, could J.Lo be back on the market? Well, while we speculate about her single status, here are some celebs we’d actually like to see back on the market…

This morning I got an email from a fellow Chris Brown fan. She said:

“I’ve just found my own personal Chris Brown porn, and I thought I’d share it with you. I’MMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK.  Also, it’s likely I won’t emerge from my room ever again. It’s also likely that I will never date, never again in my life, because no one will be able to compare. For realsies, this vid is gonna ruin my life and I’d like to request that as an ‘I’m sorry for being so unbearably hot’ gesture, he make a sex video with Rihanna, for us to enjoy. Is that out of line?  I’d LOVE that video. LOVE. There, I said it.”

The video that sent her into such a tizzy is above and I must concur. I’m almost embarrassed by how much I enjoy his air humping style.

Rihanna’s got hit singles, happenin’ style, and a hot attitude. We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy!  But apparently Chris Brown is. So, who is the rapper rapper/R&B singer she’s so comfy with that he A) gets to see her hair wet, B) comments that she needs to “cover up” to stop attracting male admirers, and C) still claims they’re just friends? 

We love that Rihanna is a girl who’s willing to get her hair wet. Also, when did Chris Brown turn into a MAN?! [Barbados, 8/12/08]

1. Albert Hammond Jr.
2. Chris Brown
3. Usher
4. Bon Iver

On Friday, we heard that Reggie Bush wants Kim Kardashian to lose weight because she has too much junk in the trunk. It seems a trend is developing…either that or men are losing their dang minds. Chris Brown reportedly told Rihanna to stop wearing revealing outfits. Apparently, he is worried her clothing will attract too many male admirers. But isn’t that the point? Let’s be honest, the whole appeal of Rihanna is her image. [Her songs are pretty catchy too!—Ed.] Young women want to copy her style, and young men want her on their arm. If you take away the racy stage costumes, what is left besides a pretty face? Rihanna, who has not confirmed her relationship with Chris, should get herself a more mature man who is more trusting and actually appreciates the work she puts into her look. [China Daily]

But all this got us thinking…would the guys on our IM ever be so judgmental of their girlfriends’ fashion choices? Amelia finds out, after the jump…

Seriously, the crowd was bigger than the one for New Kids On The Block and we saw at least four signs asking for Chris’ hand in marriage. Step off, girls, that’s Rihanna’s boo. [The Today Show, 6/6/08]

At last night’s MTV Movie Awards, there were lots of bad clothes. Personally, I think Ellen Page (winner of Best Female Performance) dressed quite appropriately for the event, wearing jeans and sneakers. Fancy dresses are not what the MTV Movie Awards should be about, especially if they’re short dresses. As Lindsay Lohan discovered, wearing a short dress while sitting in a movie theater means showing more leg than you may have planned. [MTV]

On American Idol this week, David Archuleta sang Chris Brown’s “With You.” David sucked, but because he swayed back and forth without speck of dancing ability, he reminded me just how great Chris Brown is. (No, I am not saying this simply because I think Rihanna is fabulous and the two of them are clearly together.) As you can see on the June cover of Ebony, Chris has filled out nicely. And by filled out, I mean developed ridiculous muscles. Also, Chris has moves we ain’t never seen—according to a video on Ebony.com, Chris took gymnastics for four years. Hot. Keep reading to see behind-the-scenes footage from the Ebony photo shoot where Chris isn’t wearing a shirt. [Ebony.com]

I’m so over these fools on American Idol, especially that cheeseball David Archuleta. The kid had the gall to sing Chris Brown’s awesome song “With You” on the show last night. No one made him sing it—he chose it. And it was awful, because a lily white dork like David should not be singing about “my boo”.

ZOMG. Did Rihanna and Chris Brown get matching tattoos?! [TMZ]

What is it with us and young dudes lately? Chris Brown, all of 19-years old, has gone from being cute-as-a-button to downright smokin’ in just a few short years. If he’s not dating his “big sister” Rihanna, then will he consider us?