Drew Barrymore took boyfriend Justin Long—you kow, the “I’m A Mac” guy—out on the town for the premiere of Vince Vaughn’s new comedy and they sucked face on the red carpet. How fab! [Perez Hilton]

The Sun is reporting that Gwen Stefani is pregnant with baby number two. Wonder what Carib city she’ll name this one after… [Perez Hilton]

Remember how we told you yesterday that our Brody hooked up with Lindsay Lohan while they were both in NYC this weekend? Not true! And he has a girlfriend! Oh wait….boooooo! [Rush & Molloy]

We’re going to say this quickly and then we’re going to run to the bathroom to cry. Lindsay Lohan totally made out with Brody Jenner this weekend. Ugh. It’s not funny, Brody! [DListed]

By the looks of the tent dress Angelina wore to the SAGs, bitch is tots pregs! Everyone knows volume is out! [DListed]

It is so ON with Lauren Conrad and her highschool ex Stephen Colletti—the two were spotted at a hockey game this weekend. That’s, like, soooo 2004. [Perez Hilton]

Hulk Hogan’s divorce from wife Linda is getting fugly. The bleached blond twosome are going toe to toe over the Hulkster’s millions. Smackdown! {Perez Hilton]

Some people say that The Hills is a younger, reality version of Sex and the City. We don’t really see how this can be true: There was actual sex (sometimes kinky) on SATC, but the most Brody Jenner has gotten from Lauren is a little make out action when they were in Vegas celebrating his birthday. Towards the end of this season we thought Lauren seemed a little cold and detached. For example, when Brody came over, she had tons and tons of candles all over her apartment, but despite the romantic lighting, he had to convince her to cuddle with him! We would cuddle with Brody any day (and kiss him with tongue, another rare occurrence on the show). [E!]

Catherine and I IM’d in a frenzy this morning about the snoozefest that was The Hills season finale (or wasssss it???) last night, so we’ll get to a recap in a second, but earlier in the day, TMZ reported that Heidi and Spencer (known in the blogosphere as “Speidi”) have called off their totally ridiculous engagement. They’re still together, but we’re hoping these two losers go the way of another broken engagement—Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Sure enough, Heidi walked the “red carpet” solo and left before the live taping at LA club Area could begin (Lauren put the kibosh on Heidi actually attending the festivities). After the jump, Catherine and I exchange a totally disappointed IM about our favorite show on Earth. But on a positive note, we’re both obviously on Team Brody.

So, this weekend it was snowy in New York, and we holed up inside and caught up on the excellently craptastic E! show Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The show surrounds the extended family of the Kardashians (the oldest kids’ father is the late Robert Kardashian, who was one of O.J.‘s lawyers), including Hollywood “socialite” Kim Kardashian, who’s famous for having a sex tape, and her massive gang of siblings. [Fun Fact: Kim’s mom Kris is married to Bruce Jenner, father to our favorite Hills hottie Brody Jenner!] The whole lot of them (save Brody and his relatively sane father) are a gang of trashy, materialistic celebutards who mostly make us laugh because of their idiocy, but still occasionally offend. But never did we think this trash TV would make us contemplate!

Unfortunately there has never actually been any knockin’ boots on The Hills, a pity since we would seriously pay money to see hot piece of ass Brody Jenner naked but for a smile on his face. That said, there are many lessons to learn about dating from this pack of Mensa members, particularly from super-serious-as-a-heart-attack (no really, can they both please have heart attacks?) couple Heidi and Spencer. Heidi is a back-stabbing girl-hater who ditched her friends for Spencer, a somewhat evil, media whoring celebutard who probably whittled down Heidi’s ego just enough so she’d get breast implants and a nose job. That said, it is interesting to note that while Heidi has, like, no friends left, neither does Spencer. This is a messed up rationale, but somehow both of their friendless-ness seemed to be an indication of their blind devotion to one another. It would be sweet if they weren’t so toxic. Our take on this week’s episode, after the jump…