What’s creepier than someone peeping through your windows? Someone in camouflage peeping through your windows with a camera. Britney Spears is lucky she wasn’t home in April when Miranda Tozier-Robbins, a former “American Idol” hopeful who sang Britney’s “Everytime” at her audition, was caught doing just that. And Britney’s even luckier that a Los Angeles judge has ordered Miranda to stay away from Brit, her family, and her giant mansion. [MSNBC]

But Britney is not alone. Our slideshow of celeb stalkers will make you glad you aren’t famous.

It’s hard to get good help these days. Or at least help who won’t air your dirty laundry in a courtroom. Unfortunately for Linda Hogan, all that chitchat with her hairdresser is biting her in the ass. Hogan’s ex-hairdresser, Tracy Morgan (no, not the comedian), testified in a Florida court yesterday saying the wrestler’s ex-wife told her she uses part of her $40,000 monthly alimony checks to buy drugs. Hogan’s drug cocktail of choice: smoking the gange and popping Roxi, a hard-core painkiller. Of course Hogan’s legal team has deemed the allegations “a complete fabrication.” [MSNBC]

But come on, what maid or guard or personal assistant isn’t taking notes on their celebrity boss’ secrets while they sweep the floor and watch the security cameras? Click on for more celebs whose help has spilled their beans.

Leighton Meester’s rumored sex tape went online today and apparently involves a foot-job, maybe? The video was being shopped around, but ended up in the hands of Celeb Hotline, who were sure to market it as creepily as possible by mentioning her “perky pink nipples.” [CelebHotline]

Poor Leighton, it happened so fast and looks legit! Most sex tapes start as rumors and take days, if not forevers, to actually surface. Since there are so many whispers about sex tapes circulating these days, here’s a breakdown of which we think are real and which are totally made up.

Brad Pitt spent a reported $960,000 on a painting by German artist Neo Rauch while visiting Art Basel in Switzerland this week. Nearly a million? For a painting? Is it made of gold bricks? No, evidently it just depicts a race car being tuned up, and it’s kind of ugly, but hey, if it makes Brad happy, we won’t judge. Much. [People]

Over the past month, we’ve noticed quite a few celebrities making outrageously expense purchases. Could this mean the recession is over? Keep reading to see how much Chris Brown spent on his new car, and how much Jessica Simpson spent on Tony Romo’s birthday gift.

Britney Spears is done with shagging the ‘razzi and has moved on to her…agent!? That’s right, Spears and her agent, Jason Trawick, are “totally and definitely” together. Her family and friends are pumped. One source said, “He’s the best thing that happened to her.” Though that’s not really saying much. [People]

With Brit loving her agent and Chris Brown texting his manager, we can’t help but notice how common these romances seem to be. Want to date a celebrity who’s way too hot, rich, and famous for you? Try representing them—it’s the perfect in. Check out these notorious celeb-daters who are blurring the line between work and play.

I admit, back in the day I was definitely “that girl” who covered her walls in *NSYNC posters and waited outside after their concert just to catch a glimpse of JT. I considered my young boy band love a “healthy” obsession, but nowadays teenyboppers and crazy fans are getting serious ridiculous with their celebrity devotion.

This Paris Hilton fan wears her heart on her wrist. Unfortunately the heart is part of Paris’ signature now permanently etched in her skin. The only Paris anyone should love this much includes baguettes and berets. [TMZ]

After the jump, check out some more fans whose love of their fave celebs will last forever. Or until they turn 30 and realize they need laser removal.

The only thing more disgusting than thinking of the Jonas Brothers having sex? Hearing their mom talk about it.

Denise Jonas, yapped away to July’s Good Housekeeping about the day her little show ponies will be “seduced” and “tempted” and the purity rings will come off:

“They are men. They have desires [and] testosterone. If they make a mistake, I’m not going to hate them. I don’t think they are above or below being seduced. I would be foolish if I thought that. They are tested and tested, like every one of us. I pray for them.”

Ick. Ick. Ick. Not a mental image anyone who isn’t a 14-year-old girl needs.

But sadly, Denise Jonas is just the latest in a long line of parents who divulge TMI when talking about their famous kids having sex.

Tila Tequila tweeted some rather shocking news last week. No, she hasn’t finally found someone to settle down with. The big revelation is that Tila is pregnant. She deleted the Twitter post soon after posting it, and although she didn’t divulge the identity of the father, she had this strong warning for him: “You should at least step up to the plate or I’m gonna have to put you on blast in the media…and I’M SURE that’s not what you want do you?”

Tila has recently been linked to both Ray J and Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins fame. We’re not only shocked that someone would have unprotected sex with Tila, but that she’d be into this whole motherhood thing. Here are some celebrities who shocked us just as much when they started showing.

It’s said we learn something from every old relationship and try not to repeat the same patterns with our new loves. That’s a great theory, but in practice people seem to not only repeat the same behaviors, but often with people who look JUST like their ex’s. Creepy, but true. Check out these celebs who are dating or married to doppelgängers of former flames.

Oh seriously Leo, now you are just being a generic modelizer. Two blond supermodels? Yeesh! I mean, I get that both Gisele Bundchen and Bar Rafaeli are internationally-renowned stunners, but still, that doesn’t seem very creative of you.