The Frisky has teamed up with Thrillist, the daily men’s lifestyle and city guide, to bring you a weekly list of things for the guys in your life. Here’s the inaugural “Thrillist’s Top 5 Things That Don’t Suck”.

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“Britney Spears: An America Tragedy” is the cover story in the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone, out on Friday, and one of the most interesting tidbits from the article asserts that Spears apparently did have a boob job in her teens—but then had the implants removed when her natural assets grew on their own. But it’s this blind item that literally has us dying to get the issue into our grubby little paws. From The Daily News’ “Gatecrasher” column:

“What Justin Timberlake/Britney Spears story is too vulgar even to make it as a Gatecrasher blind item?”

So salacious! Friday can’t get here fast enough! [Note: I forgot how totally awesome Brit and JT’s coordinated outfits were!] [NY Daily News]

She leads a lonely life, but Britney Spears is still the Ace of Base.  A new track just popped up on Youtube.com that has the baby pop-er sampling the classic nineties hit “All That She Wants.”  The chorus lyrics (“All that she wants is another baby, she’s gone tomorrow boy”) explain Britney’s vicious cycle, but the truth finally sounds good! The remix is hot, way hotter than her questionable pap/skeezy boyfriend Adnan. In his Entertainment Tonight interview, the man with facial hair like a porn stars vajajay (hello, bacon strip!) discussed shopping for pregnancy tests with Brit earlier this month saying he thought she wanted to carry his child. Poor baby! Vh1’s Save the Music charity should buy Spears a box of condoms. [You Tube]

Margaret Cho has a bleeding heart for Britney, and her vagina’s got something to say about it too. The comedienne lashes out at the paparazzi for taking a cheap shot of Britney flashing some period stained undies. To make matters better for the pop tart…or worse if you’ve got a Y chromosome, Cho goes on to describe her raging “Aunt Flow” for two paragraphs. She then serves up a tip like she’s the Martha Stewart of menses, suggesting saliva will remove the bloodstains. Gross, yet helpful. There, there Britney, now do you feel better? Maybe we should just look on the bright side—at least Britney’s finally wearing panties. [The Huffington Post]

Remember how I said, like, two seconds ago that 2008 was going to be the year of the unplanned pregnancy? Well I was wrong—by a couple weeks. After Jessica Alba’s surprise announcement that she was knocked up earlier this week, I was literally stupified when OK magazine’s cover story was leaked today, revealing that Britney Spears’ 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn is pregnant too! With her 19-year-old boyfriend’s baby! Do the Spears girls have super ovaries or what? And of course, since no one ever seems to consider schmaschmortion anymore, she’s keeping the baby. In slightly less judgment-inspiring news, Brit singer Lily Allen, 22, is also apparently carrying a bun in the oven with her newish boyfriend (some dude from the Chemical Brothers) and she’s said to be “delighted.” Isn’t anyone upset over unplanned pregnancies anymore? And isn’t anyone else concerned that the whole of Young Hollywood is apparently freaking allergic to condoms and birth control? [Perez Hilton]

We are mercilessly mocked for still being on Britney’s side in this whole K.Fed-divorcing, bad mommy, drug addicted debacle, but honestly, we may need to jump off the band wagon if the latest rumor about our fave pop star comes true. Gossip blogs like Perez Hilton and TMZ are reporting that Britney is going to marry Sam Lufti (the weird Svengali-like psycho who has been at her side constantly for the last few months) in Vegas this weekend…[brief pause to weep] No, no, no, no! We cannot take this. In addition to being super scary seeming and having a rep for being abusive and violent, Lufti is clearly only out for Brit’s money, and given her marriage to Federline, Britney is clearly blind to the insanely obvious signs. Seriously, do we need to pretend to be Britney’s mama and hop on plane and stop her? The girl has proven she’ll accept anyone as a friend who extends a hand. [Perez Hilton]

Well, maybe not, but Kevin Federline is probably close. Not that we think Britney is without responsibility for her current situation, or that we always take US Weekly‘s word as gospel, but the damning testimony in the current issue of the gossip rag has us wishing Britney’s ex some serious harm. According to an ex-assistant that the magazine interviewed, K-Fed basically married Britney for her money, pushed her into divorcing him, and then went after the kids in hopes of increasing the value of his alimony checks. Should have considered those family planning options before popping out those two meal tickets for the trashiest guy in town, Brit! K-Fed is like Rebecca De Mornay in The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, only he’s got a bigger wife-beater collection and a “talent” for rapping. Oh, and he’s not a murderer. [Yeeeah!]