Don’t they just make you want to barf? They look like they want to devour each other in a fit of lust.

“Well, duh,” you’re totally thinking. Of course Brad Pitt is a Hot Piece of Ass. Those four words were practically strung together in his honor. That said, this time we’re not honoring William Bradley Pitt for being a HPOA in life, but in this one particular instance, as the spokesmodel for Edwin Jeans. Say what? Apparently, Brad hocks the brand of denim in Japan, the country where tons of huge name movie stars go to make a cheap buck off product endorsement. Whatever, we suppose ads like these kinda make us question his credibility as an actor, but any judgemental disapproval we feel over his obvious greed that he tries to hide behind enormous billboards in Asia is totally stupified by just how goddamn good he looks in them. [DListed]

While Brad Pitt is out saving the world, his mom is out to destroy his marriage. After a messy Thanksgiving in Missouri where Pitt’s gal, prissy philanthropist Angelina Jolie, refused to help cook and clean, Mama Pitt decided to call in kitchen reinforcements for Christmas: America’s sweetheart Jennifer Aniston.  If Angie’s not going to roll up her sleeves to pitch in around the house, she maybe inclined to for a good Fight Club-style swing at Jennifer, the reigning mother-in-law champion. Supposedly, the holiday invitation news has pushed the big-mouthed beauty over the edge (well, even more over it), and now the only thing on thinner ice than their relationship is the drink Brad’s going to need to get through Christmas—literally.

Oh lordy, Jennifer Aniston may need to prepare herself for another break-up—only this time, the people involved are her best Friend Courtney Cox and her hubby David Arquette. According to sources, David is sick of Jennifer always hanging around their house ever since she broke up with husband Brad Pitt and recent boyfriend Vince Vaughn, and that she now feels like a “second wife”. We’re not Aniston fans, per se, and we can totally see why it would be mega annoying to have a Debbie Downer like Jennifer around all the time, but David would have to be totally nutso to give his wife an ultimatum over this one. First of all, women hate ultimatums. No matter how right you may be, forcing our hand pisses us off, especially when it screws with our affinity for Girl Power. Secondly, David is poor and a totally D-List star. Courtney’s show Dirt may be just that—dirt—but she still has all the money left over from her Friends days. Pretty sure David isn’t so pissed about the ol’ third wheel that he’s willin to go back to slumming it in Venice Beach. [Digital Spy]

We hate to say it, but Brad Pitt might be dealing with a little bit of karmic ass biting. The man who eventually left his wife Jennifer Aniston for his Mr. and Mrs. Smith co-star Angelina Jolie is said to be jealous of her on-screen chemistry with new co-star James McAvoy. Angelina is filming Wanted with the British cutie (who also stars in the upcoming film Atonement) and rumor has it they’re steaming up the camera lens with the hot and heavy love scenes. As Brad knows all too well, Angelina does have a history of practicing her love-making skills off-screen with her love interests—the drooling carcases of Billy Bob Thorton, Olivier Martinez, and Jonny Lee Miller all lie in her wake. Seriously though, you know that somewhere in Malibu Jennifer Aniston is totally smoking a joint and having a major giggle-fest over this one. [MSNBC]

OMG! The most exciting day of the year has arrived! People has named the 2007 Sexiest Man Alive! And it’s…Matt Damon? Okay. Actually, we take back the lukewarm response—we love Matt Damon. He’s totally hot—remember that scene in his breakout film Good Will Hunting where he’s waxing the floors at Harvard and his biceps are bulging? That was some sexiness. He’s also smart—our noggin’s were tickled when he slipped in the reference to Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States in the script, which also won him and the less-hot Ben Affleck an Oscar. He’s a good actor—normally action movies, even with hot marquee names, bore us to tears, but the Bourne series is riveting. And he played a gay sociopath so accurately in the film The Talented Mr. Ripley. Lastly, he’s married to a totally averagely beautiful woman who used to be a waitress, which gives us hope that someday we will have sex with Brad Pitt. And yet again, People’s Sexiest Man Alive loops right back around to the guy who inspired the award in the first place. [People]

We love it when science supports our guilty habits. According to psychologists with the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, checking out members of the opposite sex (or same sex, if you’re gay) is totally natural at work—but controlling how far you take that urge to ogle is what separates humans from animals.