“You’ve got to be hungry. If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you’d want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?”—Chris Martin in Rolling Stone

Vampires are back baby, in a little movie that’s got a whole lot of underground buzz called Twilight—check out the trailer above. Based on a series of young adult novels by Stephanie Meyer, the film is seriously all the kiddies are talking about on the internet it seems. So, because I like to be hip with the young crowd, I decided to do some research. For starters, Twilight is a love story between an average, beautiful heroine named Bella and a vampire named Edward Cullen (played by the hottie who was Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter). What’s awesome about Edward and his family is that they are totally rebellious and abstain from drinking human blood and drink animal blood instead—friends of PETA they are not. Anyway, it reminded me of my own youth, spent crushing on goth boys, and I decided to put together a list of the Hottest Vampires.

“We have that problem all the time. I say ‘‘partner’ sometimes. ‘Father of my children’ is too long. But half the time people refer to us as, ‘So, your wife this, your husband that.’ We’ve stopped correcting everybody. It’s not a big intentional thing not to marry. We immediately were a family when we became a couple, and children were the priority, and we’re both legally committed to the children. And that seemed to be the right thing.”—Angelina Jolie, on what she and Brad Pitt call each other, since they are not married. [EW.com]

Hot Chicks With No Eyebrows is an awesome site which attempts to prove that hot chicks don’t look as hot without eyebrows. By the looks of Adriana Lima, that theory may be true. But I was like, “Umm, I’m awesome with Photoshop…I wonder if this theory holds true for hot dudes?” The images, after the jump. We’re undecided as to whether the hotness is significantly lessened.

David Beckham recently bought Victoria a vineyard in California’s Napa Valley. Apparently the two developed a passion for wine while they were in Spain (which also happens to be when Becks developed a passion for the nanny). But don’t think you’ll be able to go to the liquor store and pick up a bottle of Chateau Posh—it will be consumed by themselves and friends only. Check out some other extravagant celeb gifts after the jump. [MarieClaire.co.uk]

“I love it. It makes me feel like a woman. It makes me feel that all the things about my body are suddenly there for a reason. It makes you feel round and supple, and to have a little life inside you is amazing. Also, I’m fortunate. I think some women have a different experience depending on their partner. I think that affects it. I happen to be with somebody who finds pregnancy very sexy. So that makes me feel very sexy.” —Angelina Jolie on being prenant [VanityFair.com]

Angelina gave birth, and she and Brad have named their twin girls Isla Marcheline and Amelie Jane. They will be hot and they have good names (Marcheline is Angelina’s mom’s name, and Jane is Brad’s mom’s name). [Amelie! Like Amelia! Yay!—Editor] Life’s just not fair, is it? [Entertainment Tonight]

UPDATE: The above may or may not be true. A rep for Angelina supposedly told People that she hasn’t had the babies and is at home spending time with her family. But we love the names! Keep the names! [People]

Do Castor and Pollux walk/crawl/coo among us? The French press is saying Angelina Jolie gave birth to her twins…stay tuned… [OK Magazine]

The Cannes Film Festival photos have been slowly trickling in—the photographers must be on French time—and the ladies that were in attendance really brought out the big fashion guns. After the jump, some of our very favorites.

My back hurts just looking at her. But for the record, don’t you guys think Angelina looks so much prettier and more glowing when she’s pregs? It’s the glow of the added pregnancy weight, I think. [Premier of Kung Fu Panda, Cannes Film Festival, 5/15/08]

Jack Black let it slip during an interview that Angelina Jolie is having twins and she confirmed the news. The two are promoting Kung Fu Panda...oh who cares? IT’S TWINS! [AccessHollywood,com]

Catherine and I are obsessed with hats. I can’t wait for the weather to commit to Spring so I can break out my awesome woven straw fedora. In the meantime, we enjoy looking at pictures of guys in hats because most of the time, it makes for some serious sex appeal. Unless they are covering a majorly receding hair line. Click here for eight hotties in hats.