I will admit that I really didn’t know who Justin Bieber was until recently. I guess that’s a good thing since I am no longer 11. Apparently this tween heartthrob has been taking his style cues from the lovely lesbian ladies of this country. A new blog, Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber, is calling him out on his blatant style biting. From his haircut to his hoodies, they’ve got Justin’s number. For example, have you ever noticed how Justin Bieber bears an uncanny resemblance to Kim Stolz from “America’s Next Top Model”? After the jump, see some more of the incriminating evidence. [Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber]

Welcome to our new favorite thing: a new Tumblr blog simply titled “Bea Arthur Mountains Pizza.” The name pretty much says it all, but if you need further information, the tagline explains, “This is the definitive collection of pictures featuring bea arthur, mountains and pizza.” The definitive collection? If you say so. In any case, an awesome way to memorialize one of our favorite Golden Girls. [BeaArthurMountainsPizza.Tumblr.com]

Because I have the sense of humor of a 13-year-old boy in the throes of puberty, I tend to enjoy fart jokes, penis jokes, and this new website Because we live in a magical world where beautiful things happen daily, you’d better believe that humans “accidentally” put penises, vaginas, boobs, and butts into everything they create ... in architecture, advertising, technology, urban planning, and religious paraphernalia for starters. My favorite is the wall which creates little glowing penis-shaped shadows. And not only do humans do it, but nature does it too with fruits, vegetables, trees, clouds. That’s right, God likes penis jokes too! This means it can’t be wrong to enjoy them. It also means that God has an awesome sense of humor, which we already figured out when we had sex for the first time. [Things That Are Doing It]

In honor of the impending holiday (the one that starts with a “V”), Breakup Girl, the superhero whose domain is love or the lack thereof, is sponsoring a relationship-themed Haiku contest. Her blog, which combines comics, observations and dating news with classic advice letters, would not be complete without some love poetry. If you want a real challenge, try to communicate all of the lust, anguish, heartbreak, joy, and sorrow of your last relationship in 17 syllables. That breaks down to five-seven-five, math wizards. Team Breakup Girl and celebrity guest judge Joel Stein will pick zee winner from the top five entries, and the 2010 Haiku Master will be announced on Monday, February 15. After the jump, check out some our favorite entries, plus my own. [Breakup Girl]

Have you ever lain in bed on a lonely night and wondered, “How many people are getting laid right now while I’m reading my book and sipping tea?” Well, wonder no more because this site I Just Made Love will show you exactly how many people are getting busy right now. The count for today is already at 72,190. Wow, I feel left out. You can also zoom in on your country/state/city and peep the sex habits of these anonymous others. Details include sexual orientation, positions, where the sex act occurred, and how good the sexee perceived it to be. I was pleased to discover that the map even includes entries by masturbators. Woo-hoo self-love! And if you’re interested in this holiday they call Valentine’s Day, the site is doing a special event on Feb.14 where it will change into a global map where everyone can add their own love spots. [I Just Made Love]

Time with dad is such an important part of a young man’s life. The luckiest boys are the ones with great fathers ready and willing to help them navigate through the rugged trenches of manhood. This new amazing site, Man Babies, depicts some heartwarming scenes of father-son bonding like you’ve never seen it before. Like this proud father taking his son to the beach for the first time. A moment I’m sure he will never forget. Awwwww! How sweet. After the jump, a few of the most moving man-baby pairs.

Random people + strange settings + no photo credits = stock photos. In case you need a good laugh today, you might want to consider the inane nature of stock photos in a fun new blog, Awkward Stock Photos. Sure, we often scroll through said stock photos, paying them no mind as we surf our favorite websites, but if you slow down and actually look … WTF? Why is a woman in a nurse’s uniform listening to a tree with a stethoscope? And who agreed to let their kid pose with a giant batch of french fries in his mouth while holding a gun to his head? And is this woman really depressed because cheeseburgers have ruined her life? After the jump, some more of the most awkward stock photos ever.

Some random blogger decided to equate the sites they liked/disliked/used over the last year with various types of food and drink. Apparently, The Frisky is like an appletini. I am cool with that analogy, because at least there is booze involved. Click here to see the full list. [BuzzFeed]

If your New Year’s resolution is something like, “Make more friends,” or “Stop getting beat up at parties,” or if you’re just looking for a diplomatic way to tell someone in your life that you just don’t like them, you need to check out this new blog, Nobody Likes You. I mean how many times have you run for the hills when you met what they’ve dubbed an “Overly Compensating Guy” at a party—you know, the one who tells you he did 24 shots and wrestled the bear that ate Chuck Norris. I’m the first to admit that I’ve been driven to near insanity by a sniffling co-worker who refuses to blow their godforsaken nose. And in case you were wondering if your audible public smooching that can be heard two library aisles away is making you unpopular, yes … it is. Whether you are an offender or just know one, this genius collection of things that drive people crazy is bound to make the world a better place for all. [Nobody Likes You]

Who woulda thunk “Roseanne,” that off-beat sitcom about a working class family fronted by the crass Roseanne and eternally plumber-cracked John Goodman, could provide such awesome fashion fodder? A rad new blog called Third And Delaware (the cross streets for the Conner family home) chronicles all the awesomely ‘80s and ‘90s sartorial moments from one of my favorite TV shows ever. Dan’s plaid! DJ’s colorful hoodies! Becky’s scrunchies and undercut bob! Roseanne’s OK Corral shirt and funky hair accessories! Nancy’s slut gear! Crystal’s suburban mom chic! And, of course, Darlene oh-so-on-trend grunge stylings. Screen shots are accompanied by hilarious commentary, like:

Just a hot second ago Becky was sporting the messy boy hair, and now all of a sudden she’s got an unbelievably amazing UNDERCUT? ... It seems Becky spent her summer holiday growing out her choppy locks only to shave half of them off again.  With this hairstyle she gets the look of a bowl cut without the hassle of having to brush all of that hair!  Her neck is free to breathe, and she can pop her collar without fear of disturbing her incredible coif.

Let’s hope this site doesn’t spawn an undercut comeback. [Third And Delaware]

Attention design nerds! Here’s a new blog that will have you laughing your fonts off. Clients From Hell features anonymous stories about the incompetent people and projects graphic designers have dealt with. The vignettes deal with anything from stupid misunderstandings—“After I sent a client a mockup with lorem ipsum as filler text [they responded] ‘It’s good but there is a weird language on the page. It will either need to be translated or removed.’”— to clients who fancy themselves better designers than you: “Hi, I was having a word with my nephew last night, who’s a bit of a web designer himself and I have a few new ideas for the site…”

It’s a Helvetica good time. [Clients From Hell Tumblr]

If you’ve ever seen an episode of “America’s Next Top Model,” you might be under the impression that most models—while nice to look at—are actually pretty vapid. Wrong! Bloggette Erin Gibson doesn’t want you to get it twisted anymore. She has set out to prove that these anatomically superior ladies and gentlemen, who probably owe their perfect faces and bodies to some sort of hermaphroditic hormonal imbalance, are actually hella smart. Her new blog, Models Are Smart, reveals all of the deep thoughts that models are thinking while they are “smeyesing” and contorting their superfine bodies into fierce poses. After the jump, you won’t believe what these models know. Looks like I can learn a thing or two from them. [Models Are Smart]

Yahoo! Answers gets such an amazing array of totally ridonkulous questions that an entire blog has been set up to collect the best ones. The question above is my new personal favorite. This guy’s girlfriend loves him so, so, so much she literally wants to eat him. Well, drink him, as a milkshake. What should he do?! [Tumblr: Yahoo Answers via BuzzFeed]

Here’s the plot of my new favorite blog, 50 JDates: A 26-year old Jewish girl is in love with her boyfriend, who’s a goy (aka, not a Jew). The two lovebirds are considering marriage, but because her family is super religious and it’s important to them that she marries a Jewish man, she asks her boyfriend to convert. He says, “No.” Now she is torn—her mother doesn’t want the marriage to happen, and she’s not sure what to think. So how does she deal? She does something that I can only describe as my worst nightmare—she joins JDate, a Jews-only online dating site and pledges to go on 50 dates, writing about each and every one.  At the end of the 50 dates, she’ll decide if she can accept her non-Jewish man, refuse her family’s wishes, and get engaged. Or who knows, maybe her beshert will come along. I can’t say I’d have the chutzpah to take on such a daunting task—but this girl is doing it with an open heart and an open mind. L’chaim, lady!

P.S. Don’t tell my mother about this social experiment. I don’t want her to get any crazy ideas.

Give the standard glossy fashion blogs overrun with pretty girls and designer bags a break for the day and dedicate yourself instead to old-school-style flashbacks and new-school sartorial irony. We’ve tripped over a couple oddball (but way interesting) blogs to help you on your quest for the strange.

I almost felt like I was cruising an online dating site the first time I scrolled through the photos of all the powerful foxes on the new blog Hottest Heads of State. As the name implies, it features 172 of the best-looking men and women ruling the world. Power and good looks are a deadly combination; it was like setting my profile filter to: “I am a woman looking for men, hot, powerful, and international.” So skipping Barack Obama (#15!), check out the top five heads of state I wouldn’t mind dating.

As far as I was concerned when I was a little girl, there was only one proper use for my Barbie dolls—simulating sex acts. But Barbie and Ken humping (without privates mind you) got old after a while. Now I know that sex is not always a Barbie and Ken doin’ it missionary style event. That’s why I’m lovin’ BuzzFeed’s collection of alternative and lesbian Barbie art. Let’s give little girls some options for their future, puh-lease. Not everyone marries Ken, gets a pink Corvette, and lives in a Dream House. After the jump, some more of my favorite Barbies gone wild. [BuzzFeed]