There was such a plethora of hot messiness last night at the Costume Institute Gala held at the Metripolitan Museum of Art (there was some serious prettiness too, but that’s not quite as fun), but this image of the Olsen twins scared the bejesus out of me. Ashley looks fairly delightful, but Mary Kate? Mommy, hold me. [Costume Institute Gala, May 5, 2008]

Eddie Murphy, who famously denied being the father of Scary Spice’s baby until, duh, a paternity test proved he was, has canceled plans to marry fiance Tracey Edmonds. The two had a “spiritual ceremony” in Bora Bora just two weeks ago but are forgoing a legal ceremony because they’ve decided to just be friends. That amnesia should kick in any day now! [DListed]

Total F-Listers Jonny Fairplay (from Survivor) and Michelle Deighton (the wrestler who got the skin infection on America’s Next Top Model) just had a baby together! Plan on seeing little Piper Addison on Big Brother 28 in 20 years. [DListed]

Oh dang. Former flames Jared Leto (hot douche alert!) and Ashley Olsen were spotted making out at the Art of Elysium event this weekend. Ahh, ex sex… [Us Weekly]

Ever since he lost one of his balls, Lance Armstrong has been a skeezer. Apparently all of his testosterone was stored in the ball that was left behind. Here’s the low-down on Lance: After ditching his loyal wife who stood by him through testicular cancer, he hooked up with Sheryl Crow, breaking up with her shortly before she announced that she had cancer (convenient, no?), paraded around with socialite-designer Tory Burch for a few months but then called it quits when she wanted more of a commitment, and now Lance, 36, is offering up his uni-ball lap to pint-sized “actress” and mogul Ashley Olsen, 21. They were spotted canoodling at bar in NYC this week. The good news is if Lance wants to take Ashley for a romantic bike ride around his hometown of Austin, TX, we’re pretty sure she’d fit snuggly in his young daughter’s child seat. [Page Six]