In the latest issue of Out magazine, Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz admitted to making out with dudes as “sexual rebellion”, but we’re not buying the rebel without a cause routine. We blame it on his low self-esteem: Wentz claims he doesn’t even like his own genital junk (a classic sign that he’s afraid to go gay). When asked if he’s gone down on a dude, he said he wasn’t interested because, “It’s really about the equipment. I really don’t think it’s an attractive quality. That’s what it comes down to. I don’t even like my own. Like, I really don’t like it. I don’t like anything about it.” So sad. If only some guy could wave his magic wand and finally make Wentz d*ckmatized. [Dlisted]

“I think that that’s something that a woman should do when they’re marrying a man. It’s a tradition that I think is a great tradition.” —Ashlee Simpson, talking about how she’s going to take Wentz as her last name and use Simpson-Wentz professionally. [Newsweek.com]

Apparently Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are not too over to freak on the dance floor. [People, 5/21/08]

Ryan Cabrera came into my life through The Ashlee Simpson Show. I’m not gonna lie, I bought his first album. “On the Way Down” is a good song, okay? But then his hair started making him look like a werewolf, and I (and the rest of the world) tried to forget about him. Well, now Ryan’s back, and he has a new hairstyle. I can’t decide which is worse—the werewolf look or the homeless-man-who-doesn’t shower-and-also-wears-pirate-earrings look. I wonder if he went to Ashlee’s wedding with this grungy hair or if Papa Joe made him take a shower.

“She’s kind of like a super-assistant that you can have sex with.” —Pete Wentz, on his fiancée, Ashlee Simpson (You have to read their conversation, it is amazing—he admits to wearing her pants.) [People]

According to Us Weekly, that is. Isn’t it amazing how so many people in Hollywood can’t seem to figure out how to put on a condom properly? Papa Joe must be freaking out.

UPDATE: Pete Wentz is denying that his fiancee is knocked up, saying, “There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can’t wait for the story about how I’m really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. … I mean really, this is crazy. … I mean were engaged, that’s true, and happy about it.” [Perez Hilton]

Ashlee Simpson has had her share of hits and misses in the style department, from her days as a wild punk rocker (miss) to her transition to a buxom blonde (hit), and hundreds of other looks, hairdo’s, styles, and so on in between. However, ever since she hooked up with Fall out Boy lead singer Pete Wentz, Ashlee seems to have come into her own and developed a unique signature style that is a part punk, part sexy vixen, part avant-garde trendsetter, that suits her to perfection (come on, you know you kind of hate yourself for it, but you have to admit you’re kind of starting to envy her style!). In pictures of the two, Ashlee looks absolutely radiant- serving as further evidence to the universal truth that feeling good is the most essential ingredient to looking good. For my next ‘date night’ edition, I looked to Ashlee for inspiration. She always looks confident, happy, sleek, and never overdone.