Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s marriage is on the rocks. No wonder GOOP doesn’t have a relationship advice section. [DListed]

Kate Walsh’s husband of just a year has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. [DListed]

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have decided that Travis McCoy, from Gym Class Heroes, is Bronx Mowgli’s godfather. [Perez Hilton]

 

Mariah Carey didn’t confirm or deny pregnancy rumors while on Ellen (airing today). Maybe she’s just trying to keep her name in the press, now that rival Beyonce’s album dropped at number one. [Us Weekly]

 

Amelia will liveblog “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” reunion special tonight. Yay! We get one more hour with these divas. [The Frisky]

Now that Madonna and A-Rod can go public with their relationship, his disinterest in Kabbalah may put a halt to the romance. [MSNBC]

Finally, photos of Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson in the throws of passion…Well not really. They’re just having a boring makeout session. [What Would Tyler Durden Do?]

The reason behind one of the worst Hollywood baby names—Bronx Mowgli Wentz—is rather weak. I guess if Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had bonded over Through the Looking Glass, then their son’s name could be Jabberwocky. [Perez Hilton]

Therapists say five out of 10 newlyweds get the blues after their wedding day and seek professional help. [Dear Sugar]

As a child of divorce, I know the holidays can be really stressful for children in blended families. These ex-etiquette tips will make sure your children come first, even when you want to wring their father’s neck. [Shine]

You’ve got five nights to party this weekend, so you should don an outfit, like this one, that accentuates your curves at least one of those nights. [College Candy]

 

I’m still laughing about little Bronx Mowgli Simpson-Wentz. It made me wonder what delightful combination of NYC Neighborhood and Disney Character Ashlee and Pete would name ME if I was lucky enough to be their spawn? So I created a baby name generator! Check it out here and then come back and put in the comments what YOUR Simpson-Wentz baby name would be! For the record, you can start calling me Staten Island Aurora, bitches. [Simpson-Wentz Baby Name Generator]

Apple, Moses, Zuma Nesta Rock, sit your little butts down. There’s a new baby on the block and its name is way, way, way more appalling than yours. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz popped out her baby yesterday, and she and husband Pete Wentz named the little boy…wait for it…BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ. Like the borough. Like the character from “The Jungle Book.” Like years, and years, and years of ass kickings in junior high. [DListed]

Adorable new couple alert! Emily Blunt (from “The Devil Wears Prada”) and John Kransinski (Jim on “The Office”) are dating! [Just Jared]

Oooh dang. Did Paris Hilton cheat on her boyfriend Benji Madden with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos? [DListed]

The Simpson-Wentz baby is scared to come out and face the flat iron brigade! [DListed]

Because Jennifer Aniston didn’t drink anything on a recent date with John Mayer, everyone assumes she’s pregnant. Maybe she was just hungover! [Perez Hilton]

Is Kelly Osbourne going to marry her adorable little boyfriend Luke Worrall? [Perez Hilton]

 

 

 

So, while in Paris on Friday night, Lindsay Lohan got pelted with a bag of flour by an animal rights activist because she’s “a fur hag.” [YouTube]

And Samantha Ronson defended her woman, writing on her blog, “The girl who threw it acted like an animal herself. I take that back, it’s an insult to animals to group her in with them, my dog is FAR more civilized than that person.” Boo-yah. [DListed]

 

Okay, ick, Despite our dating advice, the rumor is Evan Rachel Wood traded in Marilyn Manson for Mickey Rourke. [Perez Hilton]

She denies it though. [People]

 

Last night, I went to bed proud to be an American! But this afternoon, other issues on the ballot, like Proposition 8, made me extra blue, and not in the cool way. Sadly, some of our fellow Americans in California, Arizona, and Florida think they have the right to discriminate against homosexual love and ban an entire community from marrying. WTF?  Did you people not see how adorable the Portia and Ellen wedding pics were?! Well, looking at heterosexual divorce rates, perhaps marriage itself is the lost cause.  So, if America can’t support a partnership based on love, whose relationships should we really be concerned about? [San Francisco Chronicle]

Pete Wentz says that wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is due at “any point now.” Get your flat-irons hot! [Us Weekly]

Madonna and Alex Rodriguez had a little romantic rendezvous at Jerry Seinfeld’s Hamptons mansion this past weekend. Hope the Seinfeld’s washed the sheets when they left! [Us Weekly]

Hey look! It’s Criss Angel, apparently tonguing some woman who looks exactly like Hugh Hefner ex Holly Madison. The new Pam and Tommy Lee? I think so! [Perez Hilton]

 

Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 24th birthday with a "white trash" themed party on Friday. She reportedly wore Daisy Dukes, platform flip-flops and a bathing suit. A fake tattoo around her belly button completed her trailer ensemble. Dad Joe wore a cut-off muscle shirt with a mullet wig. And Jessica wore a leopard print dress that showed off her ample bosom. Since partygoers were encouraged to also come in costume, we started thinking of celebrities that would fit in their normal attire. Peep the list after the jump. [DListed]

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson share their marital bed with a crew of teddy bears sent to her by the pop singer’s fans. [Perez Hilton]

Scarlett Johansson, 23, and Ryan Reynolds, 31, were hitched in a ceremony held outside Vancouver, B.C., over the weekend. This morning, we got to talking about how many female celebrities had married at a young age, and we were rather shocked at the number of young celebrity brides. Check out the slideshow after the jump, and let us know in the comments if you think Scarlett and Ryan have a chance at forever.

Are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson planning on having a baby together with the donated sperm of one of LiLo’s ex-boyfriends? Let’s pretend this is true. Which ex would be best for the job: Wilmer Valderrama, Harry Morton, Calum Best, or Aaron Carter? Certainly any ol’ Joe from the sperm bank would be better suited than those clowns… [Perez Hilton]

Not like we haven’t already seen Lindsay Lohan’s whole kit and kaboodle thanks to the paparazzi, bottle service, her refusal to wear panties, and that little Marilyn Monroe-inspired shoot for New York. But Playboy just offered the hottest lesbian in Hollywood $700,000 to pose nude for their magazine. Surprisingly enough, Lohan said “NO!” It’s amazing how love can change a girl. I can’t tell if this decision was brilliant or a bomb, but here’s how other stars have fared after telling Hugh Hefner to bug off, plus fifteen stars who’ve said “Yes” to Hef and have seen their stars sky rocket—and tank.

At this point, I would not be surprised if Ashlee Simpson popped before Gwen Stefani. [Perez Hilton]

The three actors who replaced Heath Ledger in his last movie The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus—Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell—have donated their pay to Heath’s daughter Matilda. [The Sun]

Some people start dating because they are so very similar. They have the same interests, background, education, taste in dogs, and favorite dessert. Then there are couples who end up becoming more and more like their significant other as the relationship progresses, and not just in interests, but in looks. Here are eight current and former couples who began looking and dressing alike after they started going out.

Ashlee Simpson dyed her hair darker and started using a straightener non-stop when she and Pete Wentz started dating. [Photo: AP]

By now you’ve probably heard that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have asked Bono to be godfather to their twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. And that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz are considering John Mayer for godfather of their unborn child. I’ve never really thought about famous godparents probably because I’ve never really had a great relationship with my own godparents, except for my late Uncle Eddie. However, when this news broke, we at The Frisky decided to research other famous godparents and realized some of these relationships are really surprising.

There’s always been those gay rumors, but Star says Matthew Broderick was caught cheating on Sarah Jessica Parker with a woman. [Star]

 

For the first time, there’s actually something bigger that her glasses on Ashlee Simpson. [Los Angeles, 7/15/08]