Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Hey Dudes, Is This Lingerie Sexy?

Cymepkee
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 01:41 pm: [report]

Mickey Mouse dom. Hahahah

effing hickster
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 01:43 pm: [report]

I’ve only had one woman wear lingerie on purpose for me, so in my humble opinion, all of these are pretty hot.
I think I’ll go to my bedroom for a little while to study these a little closer…

T3rror
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 01:54 pm: [report]

i don’t think guys care about how the lingerie looks i think they just like the fact of what it means shes purposely trying to get you to bone her…JACKPOT!

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:00 pm: [report]

The models were all attractive.

But… the only attire I found even remotely appealing were the white lacy ones, sort of, and probably in a different color. The rest were just not appealing to me.

I agree with T3rror in general - the intent is the sexiness, not the look.

Well, some of them look just… amazing. But not the ones shown here.

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:01 pm: [report]

you know this would’ve been really funny if i hadn’t gotten dumped yesterday considering i had planned a romantic valentines day with lingerie included :(

40yrolddad
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:03 pm: [report]

#2 - not bad but not my taste
#3 - cute but far from hot
#4 [a/b] - look like swimwear (bikinis)
#5 - I’m a sucker for thigh-highs & garter but it gives off a “merry xmas!” vibe, not “do me!”
#6 - interesting but not hot
#7 (a) looks like a vegas costume (b) has potential but lose the butt straps

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:05 pm: [report]

@Lolita: Well, he ensured you have one less Valentine’s Day With An Idiot to remember. You’ll be fine. His loss.

And even a quick look found better (NSFW) possibilities. The ones shown here just… I dunno… are those what women think men think are sexy?

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:09 pm: [report]

@JSW thanks doll my vdays have tended to be idiot free i’ve never been in a relationship for one. Also the link you posted looks almost exactly like what i was planning to wear minus the thong i don’t wear thongs but i agree thats much better than the posted options.

Timeguy55
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:11 pm: [report]

There is no doubt in my mind, or my heart i suppose, that the women posing in these pictures are not beautiful and sexy in their lingerie. However my opinion is that no matter what my Valentine wears, she will look beautiful. there is so much more the the lingerie that makes it sexy then just the cuts. each body type, and body for that matter, are different and one’s choices of styles should reflect that. Feel comfortable, accentuate your positive, and you are guaranteed to look amazing and sexy for your man or woman. And never forget, these models are meant to sell stuff; so don’t get upset if you don’t look like they do when you put something on. what fits your right is for you.

Singularity
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:20 pm: [report]

They all look extremely “hot” to me. But then I am pretty easy, as I think all women look extremely attractive, almost no matter what they are wearing.

And…

@Lolita

Yes I agree 100% with _jsw_ and whilst it might not make it feel any better, you are far better off spending the day alone, than with someone who doesn’t deserve you.

C.Munro
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:22 pm: [report]

I dunno.  Show me the items in a heap on the floor and I’ll be better able to judge.

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:26 pm: [report]

@singularity aww thanks thats sweet

@cmunro that is such a guy thing to say

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:26 pm: [report]

@jsw: thanks for the link. i knew we could always count on you to bring the sexy

having said that, it looks like it’s gonna be another chocolate-fueled afternoon over here.

Christinaval
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:26 pm: [report]

Yeah lolita, eff him. Go out with some of your other single gal pals or stay in and have some good wine and cheeses, take a bubble bath while reading some mags, watch chick flicks…do something special for YOU…and buy it with the returned lingerie if you can…

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:28 pm: [report]

@nico.: I do try hard.

@Lolita: You misunderstood. He has no mirrors in his bedroom, and so he can’t really see how they look on him, only on the floor.

Singularity
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:30 pm: [report]

@Lolita

You are very welcome. I learned long ago that life is far too short to waste it on people who aren’t worth it. Every second you spend with someone unworthy is a second wasted that you could have been using to enjoy life, and share it with someone better.

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:31 pm: [report]

@jsw: a hard try is always better than a flaccid one.

Princess_Diana
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:31 pm: [report]

@Lolita: dont feel bad. i got dumped the other day too. Its ok. that just means someone else will get to enjoy the lingerie.

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:36 pm: [report]

@nico.: Come again?

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:38 pm: [report]

@Christinaval i’m slightly anti social so i’ll probs just spend it alone watching action movies where everyone dies for funzies or maybe try and get a date by then

@JSW that was so funny i totally got a laugh out of that

@singularity yeah it just sucks when i found out that i was with a person who’s completely different from who i thought he was.

@Princess_Diana lol yeah no lingerie for anyone else for a very long time my ex was the only guy i ever slept with

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:52 pm: [report]

@jsw: here’s hoping. i think i’ll need a few more oral exchanges first though.

bagge72
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:53 pm: [report]

They are all pretty hot on in these pictures, because the women are pretty perfect looking, but on the average woman (which I love by the way)some of them might not look as sexy.

MissMissy
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 02:58 pm: [report]

All the men I’ve ever been with never want lingerie in the mix at all. Saved me hundreds over the years. Plus, I’d look STUPID redic in any of those offered up. I’m just not that flowery.

mel_b
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 03:05 pm: [report]

Most of these are stupid. The last two slides in particular. Really. *Rolling eyes*
I think the white things, but not in white, are great. The red minus the garter belt would be good cause it reminds me of something I bought recently.
Well done _jsw_ much better than the gallery. I will now leave you to get back to your oral engagement with nico.

@Lolita: I am so sorry. That is really tough. The only good thing is that you haven’t wasted another moment with him. Enjoy your movies this Sunday.

@Princess_Diana: Enjoy your solo Valentine’s Day and clearly his loss.

Fizzy
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 03:07 pm: [report]

Since when do men pay this much attention to what the lingerie looks like? They’re usually more intent on when are we going to take it off already!

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 03:09 pm: [report]

@mel_b thanks darling

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 03:09 pm: [report]

@mel_b: that’s alright, i’m currently satisfying my oral fixation with a lollipop

PFG-SCR
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 03:14 pm: [report]

@Fizzy: I totally agree - it’s threads like these that make me miss MuchoMacho’s comments.

workerbee
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 03:16 pm: [report]

Aw this makes me sad, I love lingerie.  You guys are gonna have to get over it and let me dress up even if you think I look ridiculous.  Besides, it’s not like you’d turn down sex, right?

mel_b
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 03:22 pm: [report]

@Lolita: No problem. Us girls have to stick together.

@nico.: So clearly Joe is missing out.

PFG-SCR
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 03:24 pm: [report]

@workerbee: 

Besides, it’s not like you’d turn down sex, right?

Exactly - he won’t, especially if he claims that he hasn’t had much lately.

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 03:48 pm: [report]

@mel_b haha definitely gotta watch each others backs with all the pain in the butt boys around

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 03:50 pm: [report]

You guys are gonna have to get over it and let me dress up even if you think I look ridiculous. 

I think our point is that you can spend the same amount of money and look amazing or silly. I’m sure you’d have good taste (heh heh) and would make the right choice.

@mel_b: I was sent a video of it being consumed. I’m happy.

@nico.: Thank you for the video.

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 03:52 pm: [report]

with all the pain in the butt boys around

We’re not all into that.

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 03:57 pm: [report]

@jsw: no problem. it will self-destruct in 3 minutes

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:01 pm: [report]

@nico.: Yup… that’s about how long it took.

spatula
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:06 pm: [report]

@MissMissy: I am of the mind that just about any person would look embarrassingly ridiculous in any of the getups pictured.

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:07 pm: [report]

@spatula: I agree. For some reason, I’m picturing Paul Giamatti as an example.

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:08 pm: [report]

@jsw: i’m glad to see your timing is improving i also have a brownie eating video you might enjoy. think heather graham in anger management, without the red sox getup.

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:09 pm: [report]

@Lolita-  everyone else has said what my thoughts were, which is that you are better off without someone bad then with.

@the original Post- guys thoughts on Lingerie…. we have a few men posting… we need more opinions!

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:09 pm: [report]

@JSW thank god cause my ex was and yeah thats kinda unpleasant not gonna lie

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:19 pm: [report]

i took my mind out of the gutter long enough to look at these pics…wouldn’t it be cheaper to just wrap myself in strategically placed electrical tape, throw some stockings on and wiggle my booty a little bit?

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:20 pm: [report]

@nico.: Yes, and it’d be even faster to forget the electrical tape and stockings.

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:24 pm: [report]

@jsw: i want it cheaper, not faster!

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:25 pm: [report]

@_nico.: Yes, and it’d be even cheaper to forget the electrical tape and stockings.

But dance… slowly.

Lollipopcorn
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:27 pm: [report]

Psssh the Experienced Guy just needs to find a Trekker girl! There’s plenty out there :D

And I LOVE the red outfit - I’m a sucker for wearing flirty lingerie. I have absolutely no boring lingerie - it’s all fancy. It makes me feel sexy knowing what I have underneath my clothes :D

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:31 pm: [report]

@jsw: sure, let me just tear off the frilly things from this dress and slick my hair back with the water from this flower vase…i’ll just need a canopy bed for support

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:47 pm: [report]

@nico.: Big bonus points for you. Especially since I didn’t include “doucement”. I would image you detected my French accent.

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:51 pm: [report]

“imagine”

Stupid lack of editing. Grrr.

monaLela
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 04:54 pm: [report]

I really like #4 to the Left.
Sexy, a little effeminate, but tomboyish, a little more gender neutral.

not like some dressed up babydoll, that just makes me totally uncomfortable.

but then again, not all of us are trying to woo men in the bedroom if you know what im saaayiinnng

Singularity
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 05:19 pm: [report]

@Lolita

Yes, that’s about as sucky as it gets, finding out the person you were with was not the person you thought them to be. Well at least you found out now, rather than wasting any more time with him.

There are better people out there, I assure you.

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 05:22 pm: [report]

@singularity yeah people keep saying that but it doesn’t make it suck any less i hope your right cause if not i’m giving up on men and becomming a lesbian

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 05:31 pm: [report]

@jsw: i did, it came across rather strongly. and though i’m not usually a fan of extra credit work, i can make an exception for these bonus points.

develange
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 05:35 pm: [report]

Thank you. Reading the guys’ comments made my day. There needs to be more posts like this.

And sadly, none of the styles are really my taste. I discovered I am a lingerie snob.

HappyDude
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 05:41 pm: [report]

LOVE the red lace garter one.

Don’t care that much for the rest. In some cases the model’s body isn’t quite right for the style. Some of the earlier ones are fine for “looking cute hanging around the house Sunday morning” but don’t scream “SEX” to me.

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 05:42 pm: [report]

@Lolita: it doesn’t suck any less now, and it won’t for a while. but eventually it will, and you’ll get to the point where you’ll see how much better off you are. some immature chump who treated you like that is not worth your time and energy, and you deserve someone who, at the very least, is respectful, caring, and considerate towards you.

i’ve spent a fair amount of time in bad relationships and/or with bad matches, so i’m not one to give love advice. but i’ve learned a few things: trust your gut, don’t settle for being treated poorly, and don’t dump your past relationship baggage onto your new relationship. good guys exist, and you’ll eventually find one; you don’t have to swear off men or become a lesbian, unless of course that’s what floats your boat.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 05:43 pm: [report]

I have a love/hate relationship with lingerie. I have an obsession with underthings, so I love picking them out and wearing them, but I always thought that the lingerie was supposed to come off eventually. Sometimes (a lot of the time) I’d just rather be naked, but my boyfriend would rather I keep it on (ouch), so sometimes I just accidentally on purpose “forget” the things.

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 05:52 pm: [report]

@nico haha thanks

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 05:58 pm: [report]

@Anita: i know what you mean. it’s supposed to be for the guy’s enjoyment, but comes off in 5 seconds anyway and then it’s sexytimes. i would institute some sort of rule, where the time spent wearing the lingerie is directly proportional to said lingerie’s cost. that way, you can at least feel like you’re getting your money’s worth.

or i’d just ask him to write his initials on my ass…lingerie stays on for a few minutes, but permanent marker is for…well, longer.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:03 pm: [report]

@nico: I always just end up ripping it off myself with a frustrated exclamation of “I can’t sleep in this!” He can just deal, because I like being naked.

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:07 pm: [report]

@develange:

And sadly, none of the styles are really my taste. I discovered I am a lingerie snob.

No, it means you have taste. These are terrible examples!

@nico.:

i’ve spent a fair amount of time in bad relationships and/or with bad matches

There must be some sort of club we can join.

@AB:

Sometimes (a lot of the time) I’d just rather be naked, but my boyfriend would rather I keep it on

Two words: lingerie tattoo.

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:14 pm: [report]

@Anita: sleeping in that would be impossible, not to mention insanely uncomfortable. naked sleep all the way!

@jsw: Relationship Failures Anonymous?

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:15 pm: [report]

and i still think there should be a frisky meetup party

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:21 pm: [report]

and i still think there should be a frisky meetup party

That would be awesome, but at the same time, it might be slightly dangerous. I could just see two members getting into a fight and a brawl occurring.

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:28 pm: [report]

true…i could also see people hooking up. mainly though, i think i’d just be mortified to face them, given some things i’ve said on this forum.

hah could you imagine telling your boyfriend? “i’m going to meet up with these people from a sexy online site forum. later!”

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:34 pm: [report]

@nico: Haha, exactly! I would totally lie about where I’m going and what for. “Errr, I’m just sight seeing. NO! no! Don’t come with me!” Yeah, and that would be really awkward actually facing everyone, especially since I never ever ever ever talk about any aspects of my sex life in real life or to any of my friends.

And people would definitely be hooking up. I feel like every guy would go back with at least three females.

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:41 pm: [report]

@nico i don’t have to worry about telling a boyfriend and i could see cmunro getting some numbers cause he’s hot

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:44 pm: [report]

@Lolita: I think he’d get more than numbers.

See, that would be the weird thing too, is knowing so much about everyone. Like, I feel as though I know way more intimate details about people on here than I do about my own friends. I’d be talking to people and I’d just be thinking, “Oh, you like shaving your pubic hairs into shooting stars. You love giving oral. You don’t like receiving oral. You’re completely batshit insane and I’m not going to get into an argument with you because you’re opinions are crap. You probably have syphilis.”

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:46 pm: [report]

@Lolita: that, and he gives off that “i’m not interested in a relationship” intellectual musician vibe that chicks flock to

Lexington
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:46 pm: [report]

I would see everyone standing around awkwardly giving each other sideways looks until the drinks started flowing…. then the hooking up would begin.

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:47 pm: [report]

@nico.: Good idea. Then we could head over to the Future Relationships Involving Sincere Kouples, Yeah! meetings.

@Abby:

I could just see two members getting into a fight and a brawl occurring.

It wouldn’t be a brawl. There’d just be frantic text commenting.

I feel like every guy would go back with at least three females.

I guess I’m vaguely disappointed that we’d actually need to leave, since it’d be so much easier just to swap while at the party, but I’m still interested in coming.

Lexington
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:47 pm: [report]

Also, I would just like to point out that my last comment was #69.

wonderfultonight
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:48 pm: [report]

I love to wear sexy lingerie, but my SO is not crazy about it. He has it off in less than 5 seconds. So this year I plan to wear just 5 strategically placed chocolate chip cookies.

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:49 pm: [report]

@Lexington: And I was underneath you.

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:50 pm: [report]

@Abby: I’m still cracking up over your latest comment.

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:51 pm: [report]

i’m pretty sure that jsw is the friskiest of all…with CheeeeEEEEse a close second

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:52 pm: [report]

But can you match the opinions to their respective owners!?

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:52 pm: [report]

My last comment was made as an assumption that I am, in fact, “Abby”.

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:54 pm: [report]

@Anita: i think so, for some…not the syphilis though

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:54 pm: [report]

@Abby: Yes. Although, you’d have to admit, most of them have several possible authors. However, MuchoMacho is the only one who matches all of them. And yes, AnitaBath->AB->Abby.

@nico.: You’re welcome to compare and contrast.

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:56 pm: [report]

@anita and nico i think your both right that boy would be swimmin in booty lmao

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:57 pm: [report]

Actually, none of them were MuchoMacho. For him, every time he said the word “weird”, I would envision it in my head as “wierd”.

The batshit insane comment was the only one who I didn’t have ONE specific person in mind, but could have multiple people. Then again, some people might say that one belongs to me

meredith806
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 06:57 pm: [report]

“Oh, you like shaving your pubic hairs into shooting stars.

hey hey now.  I was practicing for shaving it onto a horse.  Totally not a normal thing, although it was pretty flipping cool haha

Also I must agree, the meet up would probably be very dangerous for C.Munro chicks would be all over him.  He’d hate it, it would be great.

As far as the actual article.  I have a lingerie problem.  It’s the one thing that I can get a little(a lot) excessive with.  Whatever, I have a ton of cute and/or sexy underthings so it’s all ok.

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 07:01 pm: [report]

@Abby: I was kidding about MM. And yes, “wierd” would occur to me, too. We know the shooting stars. The giving oral could be a number of people, including practically all of the men (at least by claim). The one who didn’t like receiving is, in my mind, the one who’s name was very similar to a UK term for redhead. Syphilis could be a number of people too, including someone who used to be a bouncer.

Lexington
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 07:03 pm: [report]

@JSW- I am going to confirm the fact that I am definitely not your ex. Also, I’m a little hurt that you had to go look at my previous comments to double check. I thought we were closer than that- clearly I was always meant to be on top.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 07:03 pm: [report]

I alluded to the syphilis one around the time when you wrote your story, and I forgot about the “redhead” who hates giving oral. That was more one of the people who was supposed to go under the insane comment.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 07:04 pm: [report]

Oops, I meant “receiving oral”.

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 07:13 pm: [report]

@Lexington: It just gave me an excuse to look at your comments.

@Abby: Both are true, IIRC.

C.Munro
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 07:17 pm: [report]

Now I’m blushing something terrible. 

I really do hope that someday there will be a Frisky meet-up.  But I’d have to keep things platonic.  Chances are, I’d be attracted to several of the other members, and don’t think I could choose one with whom to hook up. 

So I’d probably be good and just hook up with one of my hands shortly (very shortly) after going home for the night.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 07:20 pm: [report]

Chances are, I’d be attracted to several of the other members, and don’t think I could choose one with whom to hook up.

I’m pretty sure they’d all agree to go back with you. At the very least, they’d duel to the death over it.

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 07:21 pm: [report]

Yup, C.Munro, the rest of us guys would basically be like hookers outside a strip club, waiting for all the horny women who couldn’t end up with you.

And I think we’re all just fine with that.

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 07:28 pm: [report]

@JSW omg thats so funny

Buhri
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 07:46 pm: [report]

nom nom nom. haha why not just be naked?

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 07:55 pm: [report]

@AB- i agree with you about how awkward everything could be- the whole ‘these people know more about me than my hands’ thing.  I love how we can be so completely open.  But i also believe it would be a bad idea because of how many of us would become ‘instant BFF’ and then we would no longer have real friends outside of TF.

And, unlike everyone else, while i do *swoon* over C.Munro way too often, i think i would be the one arguing with CheeeEEEse until we are blue in the face, then suddenly find myself tounging him before we go back to arguing and throwing beer at eachother then sucking it out of eachother’s clothes… or maybe thats just wishful thinking

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 08:00 pm: [report]

@CP: As soon as he reads that, he will masturbate to it. Not only that, but he will then post, agreeing that he did.

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 08:05 pm: [report]

probably true.  But i think its because we both have this horrible sense of humor, but i’m more willing to show a compassionate side when i’d rather be making jokes about having a banana up your bum or a comment about how, if you are worried about how you look in lingerie, just get those nipple tassels and poke your SO’s eyes out with them

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 08:07 pm: [report]

@CP: He hates Macs. Just… be prepared. That’s probably just fuel the fires of passion.

Buhri
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 08:15 pm: [report]

@CP, make the official banana up your bum comment! That way I can repeat it and sound hilarious later on.

Plus, I so want nipple tassels. Awesome.

workerbee
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 08:39 pm: [report]

I’m against nipple tassels just because I’d be compelled to practice wearing them until I could make them go in circles.

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 08:45 pm: [report]

@workerbee: Get the new motorized ones.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 08:53 pm: [report]

I don’t know which male Friskier I’d go after if we had a get together and if I were single. If Dennis brought his samurai sword and dressed up like Shang, I might not be able to resist.

I don’t know if I’d suck beer off of anyone, though. That was a really nice visual though, so thanks for that, Captain Planet.

Amelia McDonell-Parry
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:03 pm: [report]

I just want to say if any Frisky commenters get together and make babies in the future, I expect one of them to be named after me.

spooticus
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:07 pm: [report]

wow you guys are kinkier than i expected, what a nice surprise! whats weird is i have worn lingerie for shoots but i’ve rarely worn it with my partner.

but as anitabath brought up… men don’t have lingerie but they can wear outfits and that rocks!!!.... i personally have a thing for cowboys, especially if they’re not white… what i like non-traditional cowboys!!!

though the samurai thing as piked my interest…

Buhri
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:16 pm: [report]

@Spoot, I live in the land of cowboys are they are hot. Minus the whole chew thing.

I don’t think I could be with a samurai, pirates are better.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:20 pm: [report]

Technically, I don’t think Shang was a samurai (especially since Shang was Chinese, and aren’t samurais Japanese?) Okay, okay. Dennis would have to dress up as an ancient Chinese war general.

spooticus
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:21 pm: [report]

@buhri ohhhh i prefer ninjas to pirates but i think that is an irreconcilabled difference

Buhri
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:23 pm: [report]

@Spoot, true that. However, they can set aside their differences and I’ll take them both;)

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:29 pm: [report]

well the ‘banana up the bum’ was something i was going to say to Lolita but i thought it tastless

‘it could be worse, you could have a banana up your rear’

I used to say that to my guy friends anytime they were feeling down.  It always made them cringe

RoyalEagle0408
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:31 pm: [report]

seriously, MM would have some great lines.  cheese is also missing and i’m sure he would have something to say.

i just appreciate that the one guy said a t-shirt and undies are sexy, but am a little confused by the “if she wants it to be” or whatever comment.  haven’t we already discussed the fact that not caring is sexy?  so does that mean, if i wear a t-shirt to bed, and don’t care, then it’s sexy?

if so, eeyore’s in for a treat tonight.

Buhri
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:32 pm: [report]

Well well well, next whine I hear at work I’m whipping out the banana comment.

Thanks you for the excellence

Fizzy
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:34 pm: [report]

I would advise against hooking up with fellow Frisky commenters. It just leads to all sorts of awkwardness.

nico.
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:38 pm: [report]

i love how all threads eventually end up open forum

RoyalEagle0408
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:38 pm: [report]

I’ll name a daughter Amelia.  I’m so making her middle name “Bedelia” though.

spooticus
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:46 pm: [report]

@amelia bedelia “steak the tomatoes!”

rockymtnfun
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:54 pm: [report]

late to the party again! dang work! where’s the meetup? glad to see _jsw_ getting back on the horse.

Dennis Duck Dong
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 09:57 pm: [report]

Yikes. I can’t believe I missed this entire discussion all day. Anyhoo….

@AnitaBath

Aw, heck, I can be any general you want. Shang, Lee, MacArthur, Solo, Martok, Tso, Motors, Anesthesia… you name it, I’m there. (Well, maybe not Motors. That might be too humiliating.)

Now, how about binding those feet for me?

RoyalEagle0408
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:00 pm: [report]

Duck Dong- She might choose Tso, so she can eat you.

I’d go with anesthesia so I could be asleep for the whole ordeal

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:00 pm: [report]

@Dennis: Sorry, they’re size 11 :( I could try hobbling and walking really slow though, and you could still carry me everywhere, if you want.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:01 pm: [report]

Hahahaha, and I just saw the General Anesthesia comment. That’s amazing.

RoyalEagle0408
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:03 pm: [report]

I’m pretty sure The Frisky is going to have to have an open forum/chat room function to prevent the what, 20 of us from just hijacking every thread.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:05 pm: [report]

I feel like that’s half of what the Reader Revealed articles are for nowadays.

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:06 pm: [report]

i didnt get Anesthesia until AB made it as one comment.  shes an EMT so thats probably her favorite.  but i need opinions.  This Lingerie talk has me wanting to get more so i need opinions

This One

or

This One

Dennis Duck Dong
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:06 pm: [report]

@AnitaBath

Well, that’s the WHOLE point of the binding. We’ll get ya down to a dainty size 0.5 yet. But don’t worry, I’m a general. We’ll get you your own personal rickshaw, complete with a team of eunuchs to pull you anywhere you wanna go.

@RoyalEagle

Well, gee, sorRY. I guess I’ll never be your Navy guy, will I?  ;-p

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:07 pm: [report]

P.S.  I am waiting for Babe (as my SO will be called from this moment forward on TF) to get done fiddling with his guitar so he can tell me which he likes best and maybe fiddle with me

RoyalEagle0408
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:10 pm: [report]

I like the rose one, but that’s just b/c it looks like 34Cs would totes fall out of the other one.

DuckyDiddle- I guess not.  Especially since you’re not in the navy

The USO sent me an e-mail today about sending a Valentine to a random service person.  I wanted to respond with, “How about you just send me to a SEAL team?  Wouldn’t that be more real for them than a card from a stranger?”

I wasn’t sure they’d agree.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:12 pm: [report]

@Dennis: Good. I’ll give you many sons. I’d make more references, but most of them are from The Good Earth, and I don’t know if you’ve read that or not.

@The Captain: I’m surprised you remembered I was an EMT. Sometimes I even forget. Unfortunately, I can’t drug anyone.

And, just for the record, I don’t know how much Cheese would like being called “Babe”.

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:16 pm: [report]

hehe… poor dairy boy… i would love to match wits with him though

I have this horrible memory… i dont forget things.  I forget important things like birthdays, holidays, how old i am, my address.  But little inane things, never.  At my job we have a knowledge base filled with thousands of articles, and i can give an article name off the top of my head for almost anything, and remember file locations for everything else.

then on my day off i’ll drive to work, use my badge to get in, then remember i’m not working and was heading to my mom’s house

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:18 pm: [report]

@RE
I’m an A-minus so i dont have to worry about anything falling out, unless its socks

RoyalEagle0408
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:18 pm: [report]

People are convinced I’m autistic b/c I remember inane things and birthdays.  Pretty much tell me something once, and I’ll somehow remember it in a very convoluted way.

Oh a side note, in the 1st grade there was a boy who was in love with me and he was hard core all about captain planet.  He used to wear CP shirts, like, every day.  It makes me sad that this was before some of you guys were born.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:19 pm: [report]

@Captain Planet: Wouldn’t an A- mean your breasts are concave? That would suck. You could probably hide stuff in there, though.

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:20 pm: [report]

wow i leave for a couple hours and now i’m lost

RoyalEagle0408
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:20 pm: [report]

Where do you think she puts the socks?

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:22 pm: [report]

@MajesticFowl: I meant important things. Like drugs. Or chocolate.

RoyalEagle0408
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:25 pm: [report]

@ImDirty- The drugs you can’t give people?

I wish I had concave breasts to store chocolate.  It’d be less awkward than when I drop brownies down my top…

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:26 pm: [report]

I love CP and i was alive for it.  i started watching at a young age and stopped when it stopped airing

Just thought of something- where is HumbleBee nowadays?  She was revealed and then she disappeared!

Buhri
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:27 pm: [report]

@Cp, they both look kind of grandmotherly.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:28 pm: [report]

I always manage to drop food down my shirt, even if I’m not wearing a low-cut top. When I undress at the end of the day, it’s like I have a nighttime snack.

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:28 pm: [report]

well i guess they arent quiet concave, but only one of my male friends has smaller breasts then me, and he is scrawny with no muscle.

but when i’m wearing my ‘big girl bra’ as i call it, i can fit my cigs in there and it doesnt look lumpy

Buhri
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:28 pm: [report]

I wish I had concave boobs to store teh goods. Like my porn.

Jk, or not.

Dennis Duck Dong
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:35 pm: [report]

@AB

Bah, I have not. I’ve eaten at a restaurant called The Good Earth, though. Does that count?

Seriously, if you’re into “that kind of stuff,” have you heard of or seen the movie Raise the Red Lantern? If you haven’t… check it out. I think you’d enjoy it.

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:39 pm: [report]

Babe liked This One  and luckily its cheap

I have a wrist brace because of Carpel Tunnel and that thing gets so icky from food.  i wear too many sweatshirts (3 today- i live in minneapolis) for food to get down there… but i’ve occasionally hid other things in my bra, like soda cans, DVD players, frozen pizzas…

meredith806
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:40 pm: [report]

You know what is the best.  Finding chocolate between your boobs.  It’s all melty and delicious.  I found some mini M&Ms; down there last night.  They were yummy.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:40 pm: [report]

@Dennis: I may have to do that. Oddly enough, when I was most into “that kind of stuff” I was twelve years old and read insane amounts.

But sorry, that doesn’t count. Just for that, I’m not decreasing my shoe size by 10.5 sizes.

meredith806
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:42 pm: [report]

CP: See I’m telling you they are obsessed with untying things.

Buhri
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:42 pm: [report]

I am so tired, I read CPs comment and for some reason, when I read carpal tunnel I though man junk and started to wonder what the owner was doing getting it covered in food

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:47 pm: [report]

i was not referring to my ‘3-inch killer’... speaking of which… i cant find it. last i remember i had it duct taped to my thigh but apparently the little devil buggered off again… need to get him a shock collar

Buhri
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:49 pm: [report]

Only three inches?

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:50 pm: [report]

well Babe is more endowed, which i enjoy, but my “3-inch killer” (i’ve named him George, its short for Fred) has been with me forever.  We grew up together… well i grew, he didnt

Buhri
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 10:55 pm: [report]

I’m seriously starting to think dairy and capeetan are one in the same.

I’m worried for the health of the frisky

Captain Planet
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 11:00 pm: [report]

i think i’ll take that as a compliment!

But its Frisky time (with Babe, not here) so i’m gonna head out for the night.

See you all at work tomorrow!

Buhri
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 11:08 pm: [report]

Haha you should take it as such.

Have a good good niiiiIIght.

(bep)

AnitaBath
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 11:12 pm: [report]

I’m going to bed too, but I’ll be going to bed alone :-(

Dennis Duck Dong
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 11:19 pm: [report]

Meh. As will I tonight….

Lolita
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 11:24 pm: [report]

same

_jsw_
wrote on February 9 2010 @ 11:32 pm: [report]

Ditto.

mel_b
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 12:22 am: [report]

Why do I have to miss all the fun sex talks? Stupid time zone differences. And now you are all asleep ... and there is no one to play with.

Dennis Duck Dong
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 12:30 am: [report]

I’m still up… but only for another 10 minutes or so. Sorry. :-(

_jsw_
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 12:36 am: [report]

@mel_b: Good morning! I didn’t fix that yet, and I owe you a reply. Hopefully before you go to bed.

@DH: Don’t apologize! Apparently, three minutes is the average.

Dennis Duck Dong
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 12:39 am: [report]

@jsw

Well, you know, my porn star past compels me to set that bar pretty high up for myself.

mel_b
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 12:45 am: [report]

Yay attention! I am such an attention whore on the net and such a wallflower in real life…
Fight over me boys since it seems I’m the only female awake right now here…

Singularity
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 04:43 am: [report]

@mel_b

Well, rarely have I met anyone quite so deserving of attention as yourself…

Looks like I missed loads of stuff that would have gone straight over my head anyway, so maybe my timing isn’t so bad.

RoyalEagle0408
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 05:52 am: [report]

@CP- I didn’t necessarily mean you, but it went off in the early 90’s and some of the Frisky commenters were still in diapers.  I feel old.

Also- I feel like a lot of people disappear/scale down their commenting after their reveals.  Except jsw of course.  But that’s because we’re all obsessed with him and won’t let that happen.

mel_b
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 07:59 am: [report]

@Singularity: So sweet and dear as always!
I was trying to get people to stay up and carry on the conversation, alas to no avail…

@RoyalEagle0408: Don’t feel old.
Not just for your own sake but for me too. If you feel old by implication, I too am old. It’s not our fault there are so many foetuses around.

Cue the nasty old people comments from the babies… lol.

workerbee
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 08:27 am: [report]

Ok, RE and Mel, you guys CANNOT say you’re old.  Then I’m in a retirement home because I’m older than both of you.

_jsw_
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 08:31 am: [report]

@workerbee: If you are old, I guess I’m an Immortal. Which is cool. So I’m fine with that.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 08:41 am: [report]

@_jsw_: Oh Em Gee! Lyke Edward Cullen!? Luvz! XOXO <3 <3

hlnbabe
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 08:47 am: [report]

i just turned 24 and claimed i was ancient. my 31 year old sister just stiff armed me into the snow.

AnitaBath
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 08:49 am: [report]

I just plan on drinking unicorn’s blood and staying young forever. Granted, I’m going to wait until I’m not a teenager anymore to start doing so.

mel_b
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 08:53 am: [report]

@workerbee: Just joking with RE. You are not old. Neither is she. Or me. Only the infants other Frisky-ites are um rather young.

@_jsw_: Ah, oh immortal one. Is this a new ploy to attract more worshippers at the altar of Joe? Because it seems to be working with AnitaBath. But she wants to join you in immortality, are you open to it?
And according to you I am the average age of the Frisky commenters. I feel so…. average.

hlnbabe
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 08:53 am: [report]

has anyone seen “Death Becomes Her”? best movie everrrr

AnitaBath
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 08:57 am: [report]

I already worshiped jsw, he doesn’t need to sparkle in the sun for me to do so. Although, if he was broody, moody, and stalked me, I just don’t think I would be able to resist his charm…

mel_b
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 08:57 am: [report]

Oh I love that movie!

nico.
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 09:13 am: [report]

dammit, i missed all the fun talks again. let’s see…

sleeping alone? check…
old at 24?!?! i guess i’m ancient as well…*grr*
worshipping jsw…well that’s not really news at this point.

ok, i guess i’m up to speed

workerbee
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 10:48 am: [report]

@jsw: no fair being immortal!  You were supposed to be one foot in the grave or something.  Being immortal has got to be boring though.

_jsw_
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 10:53 am: [report]

@workerbee: Being immortal is my only chance at commenting more than CheeeeEEEEse. Plus, apparently, it will get me chicks. Who knew?

@Abby: I can stalk you, if you’d like, whilst imitating C.Munro for the brooding moody part. And I do sparkle in the sun, but only because I wear glitter makeup. I’m aways ready to go clubbing.

@nico.: Wanna go use our AARP cards somewhere?

@mel_b: You’re not average. I’m writing an app just for you. Well, you and adamjs and *sam*. But you started it.

@hlnbabe: I hope she threw snow on you afterward, too.

workerbee
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 11:22 am: [report]

@jsw: you’re obviously not up enough on the Vampire mania.  You’ll have more women after you than you already do.  If you want the really sexy ones though, be like a True Blood vampire; the Twilight ones may attract women that are way too young.

Captain Planet
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 11:28 am: [report]

i was always attracted to Miriam (yes, i know, a girl) from The Hunger by Whitley Strieber then loved it more as a movie, but that may have been because David Bowie was in it… and i love david bowie

mel_b
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 12:43 pm: [report]

@_jsw_: I felt so special… for a nanosecond. Well at least I was the catalyst. It’s something I guess. I must console myself with that.
*Sigh*

Lolita
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 03:58 pm: [report]

@captain planet i love david bowie too he’s epic and like guys my age don’t know who he is which saddens me

Scee
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 07:15 pm: [report]

Lingerie - never been a fan.  It’s expensive, uncomfortable and doesn’t stay on very long anyway, so why bother?

Buhri
wrote on February 10 2010 @ 07:19 pm: [report]

Jsw, the kind of chicks you’d get are not the kind you’d want. ‘Cept me of course lol

Being immortal just gets you KStews, unless you’re into that kind of thing

Yodar Critch
wrote on February 17 2010 @ 01:01 pm: [report]

Frankly, none of them did much for me.  I never understood when underwear equated to lingerie.  To me the two are separate.

The ones on Page 3 were not too bad, but the rest were too much.. or to be more accurate too little.

Lingerie should intice through imagination and mystery.

I guess I am more into my lady wearing negligee than lingerie