Is there a little part of you, sir, that wants to dress up every now and then? Is that little part your penis? Well, you’re in luck! Dapper Dicks has made a full range of sexytime costumes for the distinguished gentleman’s genitalia. You can put the salute in your pants with army fatigues! Sink into some booty as a pirate! Put the G in genitals with the gangster suit! Or even ride ‘em cowboy with Western wear (pictured). All of the outfits come with a matching hat for his, uh, head.

The husband/wife team that created the below-the-belt couture promise their outfits follow the “dress for success” motto and are sure to help you get your wang back in business.  Or as they put it:

“Dapper Dicks LLC is a clothing line that has been designed to assist you in being the initiator in your relationship. Yes, lets face it, she’s in control! If you can make her laugh and be a little more creative on your quest you will more than likely succeed.

Uh huh. So, Frisky readers, do you agree? If a guy dropped his pants and his dong was wearing a fireman’s costume, would you be more likely to let him hose you down? [WOW Report]

For more visuals, ‘cause I know your imagination is runnin’ wild, check out the costume catwalk after the jump.

We’d wager that stripes and plaid are the two most popular patterns found on clothes, followed closely by florals. Paisley, on the other hand, does not get worn nearly enough, and we’d like to change that. Despite being incredibly popular in South and Central Asia, the teardrop-shaped design got its name from the town of Paisley in Scotland. We like it because it seems a little exotic, no matter what it’s on—from swimsuits to sheets.

Last night during the Super Bowl, you were no doubt parked on a friend’s couch with your pants unbuttoned and your arm elbow-deep in guacamole, like every other plebeian in the country. But if you were famous, you would have been in Miami, enjoying the big game in person or attending one of the many swank parties going down in South Beach. Kim Kardashian was, of course, in the stands, cheering on soon-to-be-maybe fiancé Reggie Bush, running back for the Saints, while Kendra Wilkinson was there rooting for her hubby, Hank Baskett, a Colts wide receiver.
But who else was in the stands?

Perhaps most notable: amid typhoons of rumors that they’re dunzo, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got cozy in their seats. They went bonkers as the Saints, of their adopted city, New Orleans, won the game. Maddox accompanied them, and even sported a number 9 jersey, for Saints quarterback Drew Brees—not Eliot Spitzer.