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Vive La France! Vive La Mode!

Just in case you were having a hard time finding something to wear for Bastille Day (July 14), Giuseppe Zanotti’s got you covered. [Farfetch] Keep reading »

New Rhinestone and Leopard Rochas Mules Are Terrifying

There’s this thing about designer shoes that we really hate: People seem to think it’s OK for them to be arse ugly and write it off as avant-garde. Well, Rochas, we’re not buying it. In fact, your new mules are so hideous we’re having a hard time even looking at them. There was a seed of a good idea in the mustard-colored alligator iteration of the shoes, but rhinestones and metallic leather? We’re sick to our stomachs. [Fashion Indie] Keep reading »

Joss Stone Should Stick To Singing

Joss Stone is good at a lot of things, like singing and getting tattoos. Wanna know what she’s not so good at? Designing shoes. As evidence to support this claim, we present early images of Stone’s shoe collaboration with Nine West. Part of the brand’s American Vintage Collection, the kicks are allegedly inspired by the American countryside with, according to Joss, a little help from her own tattoos (look closely and you can sort of make out the “tattoos” on the shoes themselves). Perhaps these shoes really are American Vintage-looking and we just don’t get it, but we can’t help but feel they’re less suited for use by humans and more appropriate for a rather skanky yeti. Because, really, in what other world do thigh-high, faux-shearling boots with braided rope and tattoo detailing make sense? [The Cut] Keep reading »

Colette + Timberland + Boat Shoes = WTF

Nice try: Colette teamed up with Timberland to make some fashion-y version of the outdoorsy boots in a boat shoe variety. We say: not so much. [Highsnobiety] Keep reading »

New YouTube Trend: Turtles Humping Shoes


I know you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, “What new thing about the world will I discover today?” Well, I’ve got something for ya. It has been brought to my attention that turtles are actually quite fond of shoes and their owners are quite fond of taking videos of said fondness and posting it on YouTube. Yes, turtles have shoe fetishes. Above, watch a turtle get jiggy with some sexy Crocs. I hardly know what to say. Maybe slow and steady really does win the race? Check out more after the jump… [BuzzFeed]
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These Are “Sandals”?

U.K. shoe retailer Office wants to sell you these shin-tastic sandals. Guaranteed to give you a really weird reverse tan. [eBay]
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