It’s not too often that we deem a sports-related story worthy of The Frisky’s attention, but considering this one involves a few cute Yankees, a self-published memoir by an embittered former equipment manager, blackmail and dick stuff, I think it fits the bill. If you could do me a solid and imagine this post being… More »
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera claims to have the world’s largest penis, BUT I KNOW BETTER. More »
Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually possess.
As reported by The Daily Beast, researchers used 3D models to represent the plethora of penis sizes, lengths and girths, and… More »
We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess whether the absurd and often extremely long headline is made up or actually exists on xoJane. Spoiler alert: No matter how goddamn fucking ridiculous, they… More »
Forget taking off your watch before sex – keep that bad boy on and change the settings for your partner through Apple Watch’s new partnership with the ‘BlushVibe’ vibrator.
BlushVibe’s creators claim it can be activated from within 30ft and has enough battery for two hours. Not only that, it can even by… More »
Maybe her husband is just bad at it? Is there anything he can do? The answer, James Deen says, has everything to do with mayonnaise. Read on… More »
The female orgasm is a curious thing, and indeed a mystery to less-savvy men. Beyond encouraging women to seek out sex, it doesn’t seem to have any biological function, the way ours do. However, its relative scarcity (combined with the satisfaction that comes with helping your partner achieve it) makes it a far more popular… More »
I praise Whizworx LLC for keeping the bar low with Fifi’s slogan: “It’s better than your hand.” More »
Who knew that the Internetz had so many opinions about whose dicks I do or do not put in my mouth??
Last week’s “Blowjobs Are for Boyfriends” pronouncement was unexpectedly controversial – at least, unexpectedly to me – and it got me thinking about why I “withhold” (if you can call it that)… More »
Man, the things dudes will do for a long-lasting erection. Look, I’m not a “pro” at having a penis, but I am a “pro” at knowing when one is erect enough to do fun stuff with, and for a long enough length of time — and that point is well before it’s been injected with… More »
He likes to be topped and she’s down to make him her bitch, but, like, HOW? James Deen has advice for dominating your man. More »
Move. Like. Channing. Seriously! More »
Over a month deep (giggity) with The Big Easy, we’re getting the hang of this “pleasuring each other” thing.
With a shoutout to my girl Miranda Hobbs – who reminded Carrie “Work of Fiction” Bradshaw, after a disappointing first encounter with Berger, that if she’s never had to “work on it” with someone she… More »
Primal Hardware’s Ovipositor has you covered! More »
“Gilles, fetch me another cocktail and tell me how pretty I am, won’t you?” More »