Sex

Vaginas Come In All Sorts — Now, So Do Vagina Emojis

Yesterday, the Unicode Consortium in California (whut) revealed the 67 new emoji that will be made available to smartphone holders next year — including even more phallic vegetables to supplement the tired eggplant in your sexts. Meanwhile, there are still no decent options for talking about vaginas in emoji — we still don’t even have that damn taco AppleMore »


Playboy Is Going To Stop Publishing Nude Pictures

Hugh Hefner’s iconic Playboy (as if it needs an introduction) has decided, after 62 years in publication, to stop publishing images of nude women because the internet has kind of taken all the excitement out of it. It turns out we’ve reached a sort of apex of female nudity in ourMore »


7 Ways To Take Your Masturbation Routine Up A Notch

My masturbation routine has become just that — ROUTINE. And I’m willing to bet yours has too. Let’s have some fun and mix things up a bit, okay? More »


Would You Dump Your Boyfriend For Getting A Happy Ending?

Rumor has it, Taylor Swift and her boyfriend-of-a-minute, Calvin Harris, have broken up. Who cares right? You’re probably still trying to figure out who Calvin Harris even is besides a younger, cuter version of Chris Martin. But the reason Taylor dumped Calvin is what makes this gossip item worth more than a second of your… More »


Cocks Not Glocks: University Of Texas Students Will Protest Campus Carry Law With Dildos

“You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO.” More »


WWJDD: “I’m Worried I’m A Nymphomaniac”

Is her insatiable desire for sex a problem or is she experiencing shame over something that’s normal? James Deen has some thoughts… More »


This Week In Accidental Vaginas: Rugby Pizzas!

“Pussy pizza” partially begins to describe what happened to the British supermarket chain Morrisons recently. In an innocent celebration of the World Rugby Cup, the grocery store put pepperoni vaginas rugby balls on their pizzas. This may have made them more or less tasty depending on what you’re into.

This suggestively topped pizzas have been available since… More »


Netflix And Chill Condoms Will Get Your Message Across, Loud And Clear

Just in case they don’t get it. More »


12 Sex Slang Terms And Phrases To Make You A More Cunning Linguist

“Sexytimes.” “Beej.” “Chowing box.” There is just so much sex slang I would like to see retired, like now. But I can giveth as well as taketh away. After all, we need words and phrases outside the clinical to describe “making the beasts with two backs” (that’s from King Lear, FYI, and it shall never be… More »


7 Simple Ways To Tell A Girl That You Don’t Have A Penis

We can handle the truth. More »


Kim Davis Offered $500K To Star In Interracial Lesbian Porn Scene

If things just don’t work out at the Kentucky clerk’s office, where she is currently barred from interfering with the issuing of same-sex marriage licenses, noted bigot Kim Davis has another job opportunity to consider: the pervy pornographers at the Dogfart Network have offered her $500K to star in an interracial lesbian scene. Here is… More »


This Week In Accidental Vaginas: A School’s Art Project Titled “Candlelight”

This girl is on fire. More »


An Illustrated Guide To 37 Sex Positions You Need To Try Before You Die

Just about every guy and girl in the world likes sex. Hell, if most of us could just skip the whole work thing and spend all of our time in bed every day, we would.

But with all that need to have sex comes the urge to have a bit of variety. Fortunately,… More »


Worst Nightmare: Lady Accidentally Sends Tit Pic To Her Boss Via SnapChat

But hey, it could have been worse! More »


Makers Of Flirtatious Robot ‘Pepper’ Have To Ban Users From Having Sex With It

For some reason, people really want to have sex with this robot. More »


WWJDD: “My New Girlfriend Loves Oral Sex But I’m Out Of Practice!”

Surely James Deen must have some pussy-licking tips, right? More »


MRAs Hunt For The Perfect Virgin Continues Unabated With “No Hymen, No Diamond”

One cool thing that men’s rights activists and extremely conservative Christians have in common is the misguided and dangerous belief that a woman’s “purity” is directly related to her virginity. If you’ve spent time poking around in the dirty corners of the internet that these two groups inhabit, this is not news. Their latest attempt… More »


Farrah Abraham Hopes You’ll Take A Sexy Selfie With Her Inflatable Sex Doll

So far, in 2015, more people have died from unfortunate selfie accidents than have died from shark attacks. I don’t personally find that surprising given that more people die of “literally anything else” than they do from shark attacks. Yet it is with that news in mind that I bring you the news (?) that… More »


On Loving Men Who Can’t Love Back

Lusting after images of men, of copies of them, seems to be a safe way for a girl to figure out her body. But it’s a terrible way for a woman to figure out her heart. More »


Man Who Simulated Sex With A Playground Slide Banned From Playground, Naturally

That seems fair, really. More »


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