Sex

Watch This Fan-Made Video Of The Infamous Tampon Scene From Fifty Shades Of Grey

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 22, 2015

Fifty Shades of Grey isn’t supposed to be a comedic novel, but I found myself laughing quite a bit while reading the series, mostly because of the horrendous writing and ridiculous dialogue, and I expect I’ll have the same reaction when I go see the movie adaptation on Valentine’s Day. (Yes, that’s what I’m doing o… More »


The Soapbox: On Sex Addiction, Sex Work & The Wall Street Intern Who Quit Her Job To Pursue Porn

Melissa Petro / January 21, 2015

Last week, a Wall Street intern quit her job to pursue porn. Paige Jennings, who goes by Veronica Vain, was working at an Lazard’s alternative-investments marketing group in New York when she “quit [Wall Street] before it fired me” (according to her Twitter page) after it was discovered she was tweeting nude selfie… More »


Meet The Lady Who Was The Vagina Model For The FleshLight (NSFW)

Megan Reynolds / January 21, 2015

It really never occurred to me that the FleshLight was actually modeled on a real, live vagina. Like most people, I assumed that it was actually just an “ideal” vagina, composited after a variety of board meetings, with men in suits sitting around a conference table, flipping through diagrams and squeezing latex-feeling things until one… More »


7 Sex Positions Men Really Love

YourTango.com / January 20, 2015

Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Make his night and drive him crazy with these sex positions that men love. Ultimately, sex is about love and intimacy, so while the positions are part of the fun, the real payoff is the way various maneuvers allow you to connect and explore each other i… More »


Watch This Tortoise’s Futile Attempts At Fornicating With A Croc

Megan Reynolds / January 16, 2015

Today in extremely old video gems from the depths of YouTube, I bring you the sad story of Toby the Tortoise who spends a solid minute or so puttin’ in work with a discarded Croc on someone’s lawn. The tiny squeaks! His insistent, determined thrusts! The Croc’s complacency! This is what it’s like when you… More »


Last Night On “Empire,” A Woman Wore A Blow Job Bib

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 15, 2015


Do you watch “Empire,” that new show on FOX starring Taraji P. Henson, Terrence Howard and, uh, Courtney Love? I don’t, but I might have to start, because on last night’s episode, one of the characters donned A BLOW JOB BIB, something I am ashamed to say I did not know existed until now. More »


16 Things That Are Probably Tricky For Beshine, A Woman With Truly Giant Boobs

Megan Reynolds / January 14, 2015

Meet Beshine. She is a pleasant-seemingly German cam girl and internet star with a surgically-augmented 32Z chest, a sunny disposition, and a robust following on Reddit. According to the Daily Dot’s explainer on Beshine and her fan army, her boobs are a bouncing 20 lbs each. That’s the equivalent of 10 six-packs of beer, a… More »


Wife Chops Cheating Husband’s Wang Off Not Once, But Twice

Megan Reynolds / January 13, 2015

Cheating is terrible. Don’t cheat. But, if you do, don’t be an idiot and use your wife’s cell phone to send sexts to your mistress, because your wife might come for you and chop your dick off. According to The New York Postwhen 34-year-old Fan Lung of China was found sending dirty messages to his lover… More »


Why Labels For Sexual Identities Are Useful For Everyone

Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 13, 2015

Remember back in 2007, when a woman married the Eiffel Tower? She’s in a relationship with a German tower crane now. There was a documentary that followed her during her commitment ceremony to the good ol’ Tour Eiffel, and that documentary ruined her relationship with the monument. The staff of the Tower refused to associate… More »


Allison Williams’ Dad Watched Her Get Her Ass Eaten, Was Cool About It

Megan Reynolds / January 13, 2015


When I am faced with a professional crisis, I turn to my dad, who usually has solid advice and provides me with solutions I hadn’t though of before. Allison Williams, it seems, also does the same. She attacked her now-infamous ass-eating scene on the season premiere of “Girls” like you would a particularly tricky… More »


All You Really Need To Know About Last Night’s “Girls”

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 12, 2015


I guess eating ass is officially hip? No, I’m really asking a serious question: Is this something singles like myself, but not literally myself, are doing with regularity? Because Marnie got her salad tossed on last night’s “Girls” premiere — and yes, HAPPY MONDAY, that is a GIF above for you to look at… More »


How A Danish Activist Reclaimed Her Body After Her Ex Posted Revenge Porn

Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 9, 2015

HECK YEAH to this: Danish activist Emma Holten’s ex-boyfriend released “intimate photographs” to a creepshots web site three years ago, and she’s reclaiming her agency over her body by publishing topless photos for which she has given her consent.
The photos depict her in the process of doing everyday tasks like reading or brushing… More »


Here’s What To Expect From Porn In 2015

Claire Hannum / January 9, 2015

PornHub published its 2014 yearly review this week, and it was full of illuminating statistics about what exactly the world gets off to. PornHub analyzed the most popular search terms, countrywide porn statistics, most popular porn stars, the viewing habits of men vs. women, which world events impacted PornHub’s traffic, and even which countries’ viewer… More »


No, Your Dick Is Not Too Big To Wear A Condom

Next time you’re gettin’ down with a dude and he tries to pull the whole “Baby, I would wear a condom but they’re too tight around my big dick” thing, pause the action and show him this post. Because unless his dick is actually so big that it could qualify as a third leg, a… More »


Watch Kids Getting The Birds-And-Bees Talk For The First Time

Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 8, 2015

Do you remember the birds-and-bees talk? I do: I avoided having to talk to my parents about sex as long as I could, relying on my sister for the info (she was only two years older than me) and reassuring my mom and dad that I knew enough and didn’t need them to tell me… More »


The Definitive Guide To Sexting

College Candy / January 5, 2015

Sending the sexiest text is a difficult game, but it’s one I excel at. And lucky for you ladies, I’m here to help and tell you my best-kept, juiciest, sexting secrets. Use these tips and believe me, the men will come running! Read more on College Candy…More »


7 Signs It’s Time To Turn Your Friend With Benefits Into Just A Friend

We’ve all been there: You meet someone where the chemistry is so on point that you can’t seem to resist getting into the tangled web that is friends with benefits. You know s/he’s wrong for you and you both know that a relationship is not going to be your happy ending. In fact, you may… More »


The Great Craigslist Butt Revenge Adventure: What An Interaction With An Internet Rando Taught Me About My Ability To Ever Really Be “One Of The Guys”

Rebecca Vipond Brink / January 5, 2015

Robyn pointed me toward this ad on Craigslist today:

Robyn, not knowing me that well yet, of course probably figured that I would not reply to this ad. But of course I replied to this ad. I had three reasons for doing so:

Images of my butt are available… More »


Give Yourself The Gift Of Flirtmoji And Up Your Sexting Game

Rebecca Vipond Brink / December 30, 2014

Hey, so you want to let your sexual lady friend know that, with her blessing, you’d like to finger-bang her even though she’s on her period? I’ve got good news! There’s a Flirtmoji for that.
In fact, there’s a Flirtmoji for pretty much everything, including:

Watersports
Gimps
Inflatable sex… More »


Discuss: Is This Usher’s Dick?

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 26, 2014

My inner monologue was just lamenting the lack of anything particularly newsworthy today, even a damn celebrity sex tape, when lo and behold, Usher’s maybe-dick popped up on my laptop screen. Oh Santa, better late than never! Apparently, the two images that were posted online by Diary of a Hollywood Street King are pulled from… More »


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