Sex

Cocks Not Glocks: University Of Texas Students Will Protest Campus Carry Law With Dildos

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 12, 2015 - 9:30 am

“You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO.” More »


WWJDD: “I’m Worried I’m A Nymphomaniac”

James Deen | October 9, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Is her insatiable desire for sex a problem or is she experiencing shame over something that’s normal? James Deen has some thoughts… More »


This Week In Accidental Vaginas: Rugby Pizzas!

Lauren Vinopal | October 9, 2015 - 10:00 am

“Pussy pizza” partially begins to describe what happened to the British supermarket chain Morrisons recently. In an innocent celebration of the World Rugby Cup, the grocery store put pepperoni vaginas rugby balls on their pizzas. This may have made them more or less tasty depending on what you’re into.

This suggestively topped pizzas have been available since… More »



Netflix And Chill Condoms Will Get Your Message Across, Loud And Clear

Megan Reynolds | October 8, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Just in case they don’t get it. More »


12 Sex Slang Terms And Phrases To Make You A More Cunning Linguist

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 8, 2015 - 10:10 am

“Sexytimes.” “Beej.” “Chowing box.” There is just so much sex slang I would like to see retired, like now. But I can giveth as well as taketh away. After all, we need words and phrases outside the clinical to describe “making the beasts with two backs” (that’s from King Lear, FYI, and it shall never be… More »


7 Simple Ways To Tell A Girl That You Don’t Have A Penis

Lauren Vinopal | October 8, 2015 - 9:00 am

We can handle the truth. More »



Kim Davis Offered $500K To Star In Interracial Lesbian Porn Scene

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 7, 2015 - 9:30 am

If things just don’t work out at the Kentucky clerk’s office, where she is currently barred from interfering with the issuing of same-sex marriage licenses, noted bigot Kim Davis has another job opportunity to consider: the pervy pornographers at the Dogfart Network have offered her $500K to star in an interracial lesbian scene. Here is… More »


This Week In Accidental Vaginas: A School’s Art Project Titled “Candlelight”

Lauren Vinopal | October 1, 2015 - 9:30 am

This girl is on fire. More »


An Illustrated Guide To 37 Sex Positions You Need To Try Before You Die

Ask Men | September 30, 2015 - 4:45 pm

Just about every guy and girl in the world likes sex. Hell, if most of us could just skip the whole work thing and spend all of our time in bed every day, we would.

But with all that need to have sex comes the urge to have a bit of variety. Fortunately,… More »



Worst Nightmare: Lady Accidentally Sends Tit Pic To Her Boss Via SnapChat

Lauren Vinopal | September 30, 2015 - 4:00 pm

But hey, it could have been worse! More »


Makers Of Flirtatious Robot ‘Pepper’ Have To Ban Users From Having Sex With It

Lauren Vinopal | September 25, 2015 - 2:30 pm

For some reason, people really want to have sex with this robot. More »


WWJDD: “My New Girlfriend Loves Oral Sex But I’m Out Of Practice!”

James Deen | September 25, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Surely James Deen must have some pussy-licking tips, right? More »



MRAs Hunt For The Perfect Virgin Continues Unabated With “No Hymen, No Diamond”

Megan Reynolds | September 24, 2015 - 4:30 pm

One cool thing that men’s rights activists and extremely conservative Christians have in common is the misguided and dangerous belief that a woman’s “purity” is directly related to her virginity. If you’ve spent time poking around in the dirty corners of the internet that these two groups inhabit, this is not news. Their latest attempt… More »


Farrah Abraham Hopes You’ll Take A Sexy Selfie With Her Inflatable Sex Doll

Robyn Pennacchia | September 23, 2015 - 3:30 pm

So far, in 2015, more people have died from unfortunate selfie accidents than have died from shark attacks. I don’t personally find that surprising given that more people die of “literally anything else” than they do from shark attacks. Yet it is with that news in mind that I bring you the news (?) that… More »


On Loving Men Who Can’t Love Back

Julia Weiss | September 23, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Lusting after images of men, of copies of them, seems to be a safe way for a girl to figure out her body. But it’s a terrible way for a woman to figure out her heart. More »



Man Who Simulated Sex With A Playground Slide Banned From Playground, Naturally

Megan Reynolds | September 21, 2015 - 5:30 pm

That seems fair, really. More »


Got $600 To Spare? You Should Totally By This Vagina Couch

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 18, 2015 - 5:15 pm

I know. The thought of owning a couch shaped like a vagina made me scoff too. I am proud to possess a pussy, or whatever, but I’m not one of those feminists who wants to decorate my home in vaginal art work (unless of course it’s an original Georgia O’Keefe painting). However, I am a total… More »


WWJDD: “Is It Normal To Sign An NDA Before Having BDSM Sex?”

James Deen | September 18, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Blame “Fifty Shades of Grey.” For everything. More »



Frisky Rant: Male Reactions To Amber Rose’s Support Of Slut Walk Prove Why The Movement Is So Necessary

Tiffanie Drayton | September 17, 2015 - 11:10 am

Good job proving the point, jackasses. More »


Another Reason Never To Go To Burning Man

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 15, 2015 - 5:00 pm

I know that Burning Man is about a bunch of rich tech bros and hippie dippie goddess worshipers and retired candy ravers coming together for some communal fun and laughter and bad-art-making, but this Public Fleshlight* takes the concept way too far. I was never planning on attending Burning Man, and am feeling more righteous… More »


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