The Chick With The Vagina Cat Hairball Speaks: “I Wish I Had Taken A Picture Of It”

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 3, 2015 - 4:30 pm

Me too, Michelle Barrow, me too. More »

Women Prefer Average-Sized Dongs Over That Giant Trouser Snake, According to Science

Megan Reynolds | September 3, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Rejoice, mediocre-dicked men far and wide. Science has now proven that women actually prefer your standard, average-sized pickle, not the giant looming kielbasa that many men yearn for and few actually possess.
As reported by The Daily Beast, researchers used 3D models to represent the plethora of penis sizes, lengths and girths, and presented these… More »

Brave Woman Pens Inspiring Essay About Finding A Ball Of CAT HAIR In Her Vagina

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 2, 2015 - 4:36 pm

We have a little game we like to play in our group chat room called “Real Or Fake xoJane Headline.” The goal, as you might expect, is to correctly guess whether the absurd and often extremely long headline is made up or actually exists on xoJane. Spoiler alert: No matter how goddamn fucking ridiculous, they… More »

There’s Now An Apple Watch Sex Toy

Katrin Higher | August 30, 2015 - 10:30 am

Forget taking off your watch before sex – keep that bad boy on and change the settings for your partner through Apple Watch’s new partnership with the ‘BlushVibe’ vibrator.
BlushVibe’s creators claim it can be activated from within 30ft and has enough battery for two hours. Not only that, it can even by synched… More »

WWJDD: “I Don’t Like Getting My Pussy Licked”

James Deen | August 28, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Maybe her husband is just bad at it? Is there anything he can do? The answer, James Deen says, has everything to do with mayonnaise. Read on… More »

Women Who Have Anal Sex More Likely To Orgasm

Ask Men | August 27, 2015 - 3:45 pm

The female orgasm is a curious thing, and indeed a mystery to less-savvy men. Beyond encouraging women to seek out sex, it doesn’t seem to have any biological function, the way ours do. However, its relative scarcity (combined with the satisfaction that comes with helping your partner achieve it) makes it a far more popular… More »

Sex Toy Test Drive: The FiFi Is A Cute Lil’ Sleeping Bag For Your Dong To Fuck

Anonymous | August 27, 2015 - 1:45 pm

 I praise Whizworx LLC for keeping the bar low with Fifi’s slogan: “It’s better than your hand.”  … More »

Dater X: A Matter Of Trust

Dater X 3.0 | August 25, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Who knew that the Internetz had so many opinions about whose dicks I do or do not put in my mouth??
Last week’s “Blowjobs Are for Boyfriends” pronouncement was unexpectedly controversial – at least, unexpectedly to me – and it got me thinking about why I “withhold” (if you can call it that) fellatio from… More »

This Photo Captures The Emotional Journey Of A Man Getting A Vasectomy

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 24, 2015 - 2:30 pm

That’s a lot of sweat. More »

Pro-Tip: Don’t Inject Your Dick With Viagra

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 21, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Man, the things dudes will do for a long-lasting erection. Look, I’m not a “pro” at having a penis, but I am a “pro” at knowing when one is erect enough to do fun stuff with, and for a long enough length of time — and that point is well before it’s been injected with… More »

Sorry Bros, You Can’t Blame Your Limp Dick On Condoms

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 21, 2015 - 11:15 am

Researchers say so! More »

WWJDD: “What’s The Right Way To Dominate My Man?”

James Deen | August 20, 2015 - 10:00 am

He likes to be topped and she’s down to make him her bitch, but, like, HOW? James Deen has advice for dominating your man. More »

This Apple Watch Vibrator Can Sync To The Pulse Of Your Lover’s Heart

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 19, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Ooh, la la. More »

10 Tips For Making Her Come, According To Real Women

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 18, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Move. Like. Channing. Seriously! More »

Dater X: O, Baby

Dater X 3.0 | August 18, 2015 - 12:00 pm

Over a month deep (giggity) with The Big Easy, we’re getting the hang of this “pleasuring each other” thing.
With a shoutout to my girl Miranda Hobbs – who reminded Carrie “Work of Fiction” Bradshaw, after a disappointing first encounter with Berger, that if she’s never had to “work on it” with someone she really liked,… More »

Wanna Lay Some Alien Eggs In Your Orifices For Sexual Pleasure?

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 14, 2015 - 6:00 pm

Primal Hardware’s Ovipositor has you covered! More »

Priest Says Gay Sex Is Like Putting A Bagel In Your Ear

Rebecca Vipond Brink | August 14, 2015 - 10:05 am

No, it’s not. More »

Want A Manservant? There’s An App For That!

Tiffanie Drayton | August 14, 2015 - 9:00 am

“Gilles, fetch me another cocktail and tell me how pretty I am, won’t you?”… More »

PornHub Censors Ad After Cheesemakers Threaten Legal Action

Robyn Pennacchia | August 13, 2015 - 3:36 pm

The Parmigiano-Reggiano people do not want their cheese associated with porn. … More »

True Story: I Had A Massive Uterine Polyp

Tiffanie Drayton | August 13, 2015 - 1:15 pm

I could have bled to death. Fun! More »

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