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Hi. Hello. Settle down, people. These measurements are in CENTIMETERS not INCHES. Size queens, start planning your European tour of France and Hungary. [Blame It On The Voices]
Security personnel at a amusement park in Opoczno, Poland, ejected two tourists earlier this week after they were caught joining the “water slide-high club” at the top of one of the attractions.
Facility cameras captured the incident, allowing park attendants to meet the naughty couple with buckets of cold water at the bottom of the slide.
“The women was filmed straddling her boyfriend and starting to make love before the pair shot down the bright blue tunnel, in what must have been a breach of the water park rules,” Metro reports. Read more…
This Week In Sex: Los Angeles Porn Stars May Be Legally Required To Wear Condoms And How To Have A “Blended Orgasm”
- Los Angeles porn stars may soon be required by law to wear condoms. It’s on the ballot, people. [LA Weekly]
- Hey, yo! It’s the top ten things dudes find super, sensual sexy about us ladies. [Shine]
- Third grade girls really shouldn’t wear lingerie to their class Christmas party. Their teacher should have known better. But she didn’t. [The Stir]
- Uh oh, there’s a sperm thief on the loose. She stole her ex’s spunk and now she wants child support. [The Gloss] Keep reading »
The last time I spread my legs for a doctor (and no, I haven’t slept with anyone in scrubs), Lindsay Lohan was a law-abiding citizen. Somehow, I had managed to put off my visit to the friendly gyno longer than I cared to admit. A close friend’s recent alarming diagnosis post-gyno visit had fueled me into action. Oh, and my medical insurance suddenly had an expiration date. I’d just been laid off from a job I’d held down for the last six years, the lease on my New York City apartment was about to end, along with the dollars in my bank account. I was, in what you might call, a very large pickle. Keep reading »