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Only You Can Prevent Animal Merkins From Becoming A Trend

Animal Merkins?
Cindy Barshop introduces fox fur and feather merkins. Read More »
10 Merkin Uses
10 other great uses for the merkin. Read More »
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Last week I told you about “The Real Housewives of New York City”‘s Cindy Barshop’s diabolical plan to cover our vaginas in fur and feathers at her Completely Bare salon. Here’s a video demonstration of how the Foxy Bikini and Carnivale merkin procedures are done. For the record, I don’t really feel the need to “change it up down there” with a pink “fluffed” pubic wig made of fox fur. I’m not eager to have my privates look like a peacock. And no, I don’t think plumage makes the UPA (upper p**sy area) look slimmer. This is embarrassing. And I suspect both merkins would be uncomfie underneath a pair of panties. Please don’t let animal vagina become a trend. I beg you. [Buzzfeed]

7 Movie Posters That Were Banned For Being Too Sexy

"Shame" Trailer
Michael Fassbender photo
Watch the trailer for Michael Fassbender's new movie, "Shame." Watch »

Fox Searchlight knows what they can get away with in the U.S. — not much — but when it comes to marketing their movie “Shame” abroad, they wanted to push the envelope. Now, they didn’t dare put Michael Fassbender’s exposed cock on the Hungarian promotional poster, but they sure as s**t tried to get away with using his semen. What a cool, edgy font. I wonder if I can download it somewhere? Anyway, sadly, the Hungarians were not too fond of the poster and it was banned — but not before being uploaded to the internet and convincing me I need to see the film ASAP. Nice work, Fox Searchlight! [Anomalous Material]

Let’s take a look at some other movie posters that were banned for being too sexy and provocative.

4 Reasons Why Space Sex Sounds Like An Awful Idea

Screw Cuddling!
Here are 13 other things to do after sex. Read More »

Our favorite part of Newt Gingrich’s platform was his promise to build an American moon colony. “Imagine weightlessness and its effects” he said of the benefit of the space honeymoons, which he believes will be all the rage in a few short years. We’re not really seeing romantic space getaways catching on anytime soon. Zero-gravity sex sounds like a disaster to us. Our reasons after the jump. Keep reading »

Smooth Groove & 5 Other Products To Conceal Your Camel Toe

The New Mistletoe
A new app replaces mistletoe with cameltoe. Read More »

Ladyparts are oh-so-problematic. They smell. They’re hairy. And when you wear super-tight clothing, they don’t automatically invert inside your body like an oyster to prevent camel toe. Can’t a girl give herself a yeast infection in peace? Luckily, the marketplace has generously stepped in to “help” us “solve” this beguiling conundrum. We just heard about the Smooth Groove, an invention out of Britain that looks like a snazzy, black-and-white athletic cup. Smooth Groove’s website claims, without attribution, “A staggering 55 percent of women, irrespective of age size or weight experience camel toe at some point.” Um, really? Who is conducting those surveys?! No one has ever asked me about my camel toe. [Smooth Groove]

Let’s check out some more camel toe prevention products for those who like their dignity intact, as well as their leggings extra-snug.

 

When Two Porn Stars Run For Mayor, Everybody Wins

Is Porn Like cheating?
Sometimes looking at porn can feel to your partner like cheating. Read More »
DSK Case To Become Porn
Dominique Strauss Kahn photo
DSK's sex assault case will become "Dominique Sex King" porn. Read More »
Amandha Fox and Luana Borgia

Anytime you start getting embarrassed by America’s gator hunters and four-year-old GoGo Juice guzzlers, it can be helpful to see what the folks are up to in southern Italy.  Italy is, of course, the country until recently run by prostitute-hiring Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, a television magnate who was loved/reviled for appointing showgirls to political positions. So it should surprise no one that two pole-dancing porn stars are facing off in a mayoral race in Taranto, Italy, a town located on the heel of Italy’s “boot.”

Let’s take a closer look at Amandha Fox and Luana Borgia … no, not that kind of look. Keep reading »

“Alibi” Aftershave Designed To Hide Strip Club Smells

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