• Sex

The Orgy & The Onion

Every guy dreams of having a threesome with two women. While we would argue one is too much for some men to satisfy, two seems ambitious for anyone. That said, a ménage à trois sounds irresistibly sexy, as most things do in French. Spelling the damn thing may be hard, but getting it together may pose an even more difficult multitasking brainteaser. But it’s no match for the consistently hilarious fake news free paper, The Onion. They’ve done it again in this audio clip in which they spoof news radio and reveal the fantasy to be not-so-fulfilling. Keep reading »

Birth Control Makes You Sterile And Other Lies!

At first glance, Pam Stenzel seems like a pretty good sex educator. As Feministing pointed out, she’s got the cool, hip aunt vibe down pat, making her seem approachable to the average kid curious about sex and protection. Too bad she manages to slip in all sort of scary lies into her lectures, like the fact that “no one has ever had more than one partner and not paid”, girls develop anorexia and bulimia “because of an abortion they couldn’t take back”, and that birth control pills and shots make her “ten times more likely to contract a disease than if she were not taken those drugs, sterile, or dead.” We’re frightened for the audience of teens sitting in front of her, in rapt attention. [Feministing]

Keep reading »

Poll: How Do You Keep The Babies Away?

Every month, when my period arrives at 9am on the dot on (usually) the first Sunday of the month, I say a little silent thank you to the person who created Ortho-Tricycline Lo. Birth control, in all its many forms, is a wonderful thing. Which do you use? Keep reading »

Jiffy Lube

Lube is a many splendored thing. It can slide you out of a rut; it can warm you up when you’re too drunk for foreplay; it can take you into places you’ve never been. Just when you thought lube couldn’t get better, the chemists at KY have improved upon their formula with the new Yours+Mine. The lube, intended for heterosexual couples, has two tubes made especially for each gender. The manufacturers, Johnson & Johnson, claim that when their powers combine, forget sparks, the two will “ignite” a new sensation. Hot! Plus the packaging glows in the dark, which isn’t discreet unless you’re at a Kanye West concert, but it will help when you’re fumbling through your nightstand. [LA Times] Keep reading »

Jon Stewart Endorses A More Innocent Version Of The Horizontal Tango

The Daily Show did a segment on abstinence-only education and suggested a fun activity for those holding onto their chastity. Dry-humping! Oh and our new favorite word for our vag since va-jay-jay is so 2007? Shame-cave! [Feministing] Keep reading »

Experience Jimi Hendrix In All His Glory

Does Jimi Hendrix have a sex tape? Of all the dead rock stars we want to see naked, he’s close to the top, so we squealed a little when we read this story. A porn distributor sold the film to Vivid after the footage was found by a collector who bought a box of rock memorabilia bought at an auction. So how do they know for sure that the man in the film is Hendrix? The DVD includes commentary from two women who had sex with Hendrix and believe the tape is real: Pamela Des Barres, the author of “I’m With the Band: Confessions of a Groupie” and Cynthia “Plaster Caster” Albritton, who was known for doing plaster casts of the genitals of rock stars, including Hendrix. [NY Times] Keep reading »

Hoo-Ha, That Was Funny!

Sex and sketch comedy go together like penis and vagina. And the good people at Planned Parenthood of Portland, Oregon get both apparently. While the health videos we watched in high school were dull, outdated, and often gross, their take on taking care of down there features cool hotties and is laugh out loud awesome. Especially the silly “Down There Song”, which has made us want to rename the vag and dub it the “hot pocket.” So check out the site and use a condom!

Keep reading »

Link Between Watching Pornography And Having Sex Younger

The internet is bad! Before it came along and opened up the eyes of youngsters everywhere to online porn, little boys had to steal from their fathers’ secret stash of Playboy, or, at the very least, the swimsuit of Sports Illustrated. But a study published in CyberPyschology and Behaviour revealed that men between 12 and 17 who regularly viewed porn had sex at an earlier age and were more likely to initiate oral sex. Women who watched pornography at younger age also lost their virginity earlier. “The internet is having some kind of accelerant effect, influencing and changing behavior,” said Shane Krauss, a psychologist from Castleton State College in Vermont, who performed the survey. “Males are having oral sex and losing their virginity much younger when they are exposed to pornography, sometimes by a good three or four years for oral sex or two years for their virginity.” In short, make sure your kids stay on the Disney website, rather than clicking over to X Tube if you want them to remain chaste longer. [Sunday Herald (Scotland)] Keep reading »

The Five Most Important Things You Should Know About: Chlamydia

1. Chlamydia is really common, but I don’t think anyone I know has told me they’ve had it. But they must have told someone, because Chlamydia is the most frequently reported STD in the US. In 2006, there were over a million reported cases. Eww. Teenagers and young women are more susceptible to infection because the cervix has not fully matured and gets infections more easily. Careful out there, Hannah Montana! Keep reading »

A Sleek Logo Gone Bad

The U.K. Office of Government Commerce tried really hard to make themselves a cool, edgy new logo. But they weren’t planning on it being particularly sexy. See what you get if you turn the logo above 90 degrees, after the jump. Keep reading »

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistable

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular