When New Mexico mayoral candidate Gerardo Hernandez found himself caught on tape getting a lap dance from a stripper in his private office, naturally, his first thought was that he had been set up. But then he second guessed himself, thinking, You’re not that important, who would set you up? Well, apparently, he is that important to his opponent, Daniel Salinas, who Hernandez is blaming the incident on. Hernandez claims that Salinas was somehow behind the lap dance, which started when a Mexican national who was working on Hernandez’s campaign allegedly turned on some music during a meeting and told Hernandez that his lady friend “liked to dance.” Then, a stranger approached him and threatened to leak the video of this lap dance if Hernandez didn’t drop out of the race. Keep reading »
Bad news, ladies: the world will never see what Senate John Edwards is packing because the sex tape between he and his former mistress Rielle Hunter will be destroyed. Bummer! Keep reading »
Now this is the kind of slow-mo instant replay I enjoy. Screw sports. I want to see awkward celeb moments on a loop. At “The Lorax” premiere, Zac Efron dropped a condom as he walked the red carpet. An unfortunate accident? Or was he trying to rub in the fact that he’s getting laid? No need to brag, Zac. No need to brag. But I do wonder who he was planning to use his condom with. Human or Lorax? [Gossip Cop]
Boobs happen. Everywhere. Even on the fanciest runways of some of the top fashion houses in the world. Whether they’re intentional — as in the sheer confections of the latest Christian Dior collection — or unintentional — like when a model’s nipple accidentally slips out of a silky gown, there are an awful lot of boobies on the runway. And we’ve collected some of our favorite just for you in this very, very NSFW gallery. Check out all the fabulous breasts after the jump.
Thank you, Genderbread Person for explaining the difference between gender identity, gender expression, sex and sexual orientation. Each of us are unique Genderbread Persons, with our own blends and delicate balances of gender and sexuality that make us individually delicious. That came out sounding much creepier than I’d intended … See a larger image here. [World Of Wonder]
The release of “Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody,” means it’s officially time to throw a funeral for my innocence. Just when we were all starting to forget about Paul Reubens’ movie theater incident, Vivid Entertainment had to ruin it all. I mean, he had a Broadway show! He was a guest on “Top Chef”! Particularly scarring is the fact that “Pee-wee’s Big Adventure” was the movie I showed at my nine-year-old sleepover birthday party. The one where I cried myself to sleep because someone was being mean. Wait, I am describing every slumber party. Has the porn industry no respect for my childhood wounds? Excuse me while I gauge me eyes out. [Best Week Ever]