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Of Course You Want Your Vagina To Taste Like A Fajita

Weird Vag Names
Weird things ladies call their vaginas. Read More »
On Going Down
BJs are becoming extinct according to "Esquire." Read More »
Beer-Flavored Vag
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Beer-flavored vagi-wipes both horrify and amuse us. Read More »
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Too bad it’s taken more than 20 years for this video to surface. Olde Payphone, an ’80s comedy troupe, made this faux commercial for Vagine Cuisine, an intimacy enhancer that alters the taste of a woman’s parts. Hmmm. Beefy texas chili, creamy eggs benedict, or spicy fajitas? How would one choose? All three vagina flavors sound so mouthwatering. [Buzzfeed]

Bristol Palin’s “Trial Marriage” & Other Sinful Activities Renamed By The Palins

Abstinence Message
Abstinence-only sex education is rebranding its message. Read More »
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The Situation and Bristol Plain filmed a pro-abstinence PSA. Ha! Read More »
Bristol Makes Bank
The teen mom is paid a lot of dough to preach abstinence to others. Read More »
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What the rest of us call “cohabitation,” or in some circles “living in sin,” the Palin family calls a “trial marriage.”

That’s exactly what abstinence-promoter Bristol Palin and her boyfriend, 21-year-old Gino Paoletti, are doing in a home she purchased in Wasilla. “Bristol and Gino are crazy about each other,” a source told The National Enquirer. “They’ve talked about getting married, but they think it’s a good idea to get a feel for living together before making it official.” They’ll be sleeping in separate bedrooms, I trust?   Keep reading »

50 Shades Of Smut: Confessions Of A Fanfiction Reader

50 Shades Of Grey
This erotica book is sweeping the nation. Read More »
Casting "Fifty Shades"
Who we think should play Christian, Ana, and everyone else. Read More »
Erotica On The Rise
Erotic book sales are booming. Read More »

Fifty Shades of Grey. From entertainment sites to the morning news, everyone has something to say about the hot, new erotic series. It’s been called “mommy porn” by the New York Times, and sits atop their bestsellers’ list, currently at #1, #2, and #4 amongst combined print and e-book fiction.

It seems like everyone has read it (at least according to “The Today Show” and my own Facebook feed). And yes, even I have read Fifty Shades. Only, I read the story almost two years ago when it was called Master of the Universe, and author E.L. James went by SQ Icedragon. Oh, and Christian and Anastasia? They were originally called Edward and Bella.

My secret is out. I’ll admit it: I read Twilight fanfiction. Keep reading »

The Real March Madness (The Final Four): Lady-Hating Arizona Vs. The Creepy Pregnant Fleshlight

March Madness!
Battle of the crazies! Read More »
AZ On Abortion
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The prenatal nondiscrimination act would let men/parents to stop abortions. Read More »

It’s come down to this. The Final Four. (There’s still time to vote for either Rush Limbaugh or the Pee Drinker, by the way!) And what an interesting matchup this one is: a state that is intent on making sure getting and remaining pregnant are the sole options for sexually active women versus a sex toy for men that mimics the, uh, feeling of having sex with a pregnant woman’s vagina. So, you tell us — which is crazier? Vote now!

Which Is The Craziest: Lady-Hating Arizona Or The Creepy Pregnant Fleshlight?

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The Soapbox: You Like To Go Down, So What?

Do Men Like Oral?
How do men feel about giving oral sex? Read More »
Sex All Women Need
Kinds Of Sex Every Woman Needs To Have Before She Settles Down
12 kinds of sex every woman needs to have before settling down. Read More »
Oral Extinction
Is oral sex dying? Read More »

According to an article in this month’s issue of Esquire, the blow job is all but becoming extinct in favor of cunnilingus. In an informal poll, conducted by the writer Geoff Dyer, eight out of 10 of his “more mature male friends” preferred “eating p**sy to having their dicks sucked.” And guess what? The two who preferred BJs were gay! He uses this data to assert that the excitement that surrounded fellatio beginning in the ’70s has all but faded.

Clearly, that must be the case, if his friends say so. But it’s not just his friends. He says blow jobs are out in pop culture as well. I mean, Michael Fassbender’s character in “Shame” tells a man in a bar that he wants to go down on his wife. It’s of no consequence that he’s a sex addict, I suppose. And in a scene from Jonathan Franzen’s Freedom, Joey Berglund says he considers getting a blow job as “little more than a glorified jerk off.” Should we talk about how he had been sleeping with his neighbor since he was 13 or something? Perhaps I should remind Dyer of the entire page in Jeffrey Eugenides’ The Marriage Plot dedicated to the sucking of Mitchell Grammaticus’ c**k. That came out just this year.

Dyer says of his perceived decline of the blow job:

“[Cunnilingus] was regarded in much the same way as paying for a round at the bar: You had to do it, but if you could avoid it, you did. It would be a mistake, though, to see this change as meaning that men have gone from being selfish recipients to selfless givers of pleasure; it’s just that what constitutes pleasure has shifted.”

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Sex For Cheeseburgers: Christine Baker Offered Favors For Two Doubles, Cops Say

She was lovin’ it a little too much. Manatee resident Christine Faith Baker, 47, was arrested after she allegedly offered sexual favors for two McDonald’s dollar-menu cheeseburgers, according to the Miami Herald.

An undercover officer invited Baker into his car on Friday and started talking about sex. Baker allegedly said that her fee was two McDoubles — the dollar-menu version of a double cheeseburger — costing a grand total of $2.75. Read more …

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