- In case you were wondering, that’s a dildo he’s about to deep throat there. If you want to see more pics of Dave Franco playing with sex toys on the set of “Townies,” today’s your lucky day. [Socialite Life]
- There’s a way to start leaving your things at his place without freaking him out. Although, I must say, that if a guy is freaked out by your toothbrush finding a permanent home near his sink, that doesn’t speak well of him. [A New Mode]
- Anne Bancroft in “The Graduate” is obviously the number one film MILF of all time. Check out the other nine who made the list. [Next Movie]
- In honor of Mother’s Day, one brave woman sat down with her mother and asked her questions about her sex life. I don’t think I could go there, but it’s fun to live vicariously through someone who has more courage than I. [Nerve]
- “I love it when you [blank] with your [blank].” A guide to dirty talk for beginners. [Em & Lo] Keep reading »
What Is Dave Franco Deep Throating? Plus, How To Talk To Your Mom About Her Sex Life
Snoop Lion Talks Pimp Past: “I Could Fire A Bitch, F**k A Bitch, Get A New Ho”
“I put an organization together. I did a Playboy tour, and I had a bus follow me with ten bitches on it. I could fire a bitch, fuck a bitch, get a new ho: It was my program. City to city, titty to titty, hotel room to hotel room, athlete to athlete, entertainer to entertainer. … If I’m in a city where where the Denver Broncos or the Nuggets play, I get a couple of they players to come hang out, pick and choose, and whichever one you like comes with a number. A lot of athletes bought pussy from me. … I’d act like I’d take the money from the bitch, but I’d let her have it. It was never about the money; it was about the fascination of being a pimp . . . As a kid I dreamed of being a pimp, I dreamed of having cars and clothes and bitches to match. I said, ‘Fuck it – I’m finna do it. … My wife had to take a backseat to this shit. And I love her to this day because she coulda shook out on a ni**a, but she stayed in my corner. So when I decided to let it go, she was still there.”
– Snoop Lion (née Snoop Dogg) reveals he used to wish upon a star to be a pimp when he grew up (side eye) and how his dream was finally realized when he did a tour for Playboy and pimped out women — I’m sorry, their formal term in his vocabulary is “bitches.” [Rolling Stone] [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Off To The Sex Toy Races!
Only in Las Vegas would you be able to participate in a vibrator racing competition. At the first annual sex toy races, sponsored by German erotic toy company Fun Factory, gamblers were able to hit the poker tables and bet on which vibrator they thought had the most horsepower. My money’s on the pink one. Oh wait. They’re all pink. That could make for some confusion. [MSN]
Lawyer Wants Age Of Consent Lowered To 13 To Stop “Persecution Of Old Men”
Yup, you read that headline right: a British lawyer has called for the age of consent to be lowered to 13 because a dirty old man touching 8th graders’ boobs should be totally OK.
London lawyer Barbara Hewson penned an impassioned piece for a contrarian British publication called Spiked in which she wrote about the Jimmy Savile trial, or Operation Yewtree. Simply put, Yewtree investigated multiple allegations that a late British TV host had sexually abused many, many underage girls and boys. The whole trial has reignited concerns in the UK about adult sexual abuse of children and young adults
But now Hewson — A WOMAN!— is concerned that the UK is conducting its own witch hunt, falsely accusing adult men of being sexual predators. ”[T]he goings-on at the BBC in past decades are not a patch on what Stead exposed. Taking girls to one’s dressing room, bottom pinching and groping in cars hardly rank in the annals of depravity with flogging and rape in padded rooms,” she wites. “Touching a 17-year-old’s breast, kissing a 13-year-old, or putting one’s hand up a 16-year-old’s skirt, are not remotely comparable” to rape or gang rapes. And since that’s supposedly the only really bad way a young woman can be violated, she now advocates that they “remove complainant anonymity; introduce a strict statute of limitations for criminal prosecutions and civil actions; and reduce the age of consent to 13.” Keep reading »
PETA Tries To Convert Us To Veganism With A Supercut Of Animals Having Sex
Vegans have a bigger sexual appetite! That’s PETA’s new ploy to get us to stop eating/wearing/using animal products. And how do they illustrate their point? Oh, with a supercut of wild animals fucking set to the tune of “Teddy Bear’s Picnic.” I certainly enjoyed PETA’s “Do It Like They Do” ad way more than the 30 seconds I watched of James Deen’s penis plunging into Farrah Abraham’s butthole, that’s for sure. Still, it failed to convince me to cut all animal products out of my diet, considering my sex drive seems to be just fine. Sorry, PETA! But thanks for the animal sex! [Broward New Times]
A Fair And Honest Review Of All The Mattresses We’ve Had Sex On
A new survey done by a totally biased, “traditional” mattress company found that couples who sleep on memory-foam beds are having the shittiest of shitty sex lives. Some people surveyed described sex on their memory-foam mattresses as “stuck in quicksand,” “uncomfortable,” “difficult” or even “horrible.”
Well, that sounds terribly unsexy, unless you’re into S&M. But you just can’t trust this study because the market for memory-foam beds has jumped 20 percent in the last eight years, so these traditional mattress companies — like the one who sponsored this research — don’t really have your best, sexual interests at heart.
But we do! May The Frisky bureau of consumer affairs present a fair and honest review of all the mattresses we’ve hit it on. [9News]
Meet Señor Testiculo, The World’s First Testicular Cancer Mascot
So, YEAH. Señor Testiculo, which translates to Mr. Testicle, is the new face balls of testicular cancer awareness. The Señor, created by a Brazilian cancer organization, recently made his first public appearance at an event run by the Associação de Assistência às Pessoas. After looking at this picture, I’m sufficiently terrified of both Mr. Testicle’s hairdo and by testicular cancer … and I don’t even have balls. Mission accomplished. [Huffington Post]
“Farrah Superstar” Follow-Up: I Watched 40 More Minutes Of The “Teen Mom” Sex Tape
Review: Farrah's Porn
Amelia tried and failed to masturbate to Farrah and James' sex tape. Read More »
Yesterday, I took you on a journey into my bedroom as I attempted to get-off to the 5:12 minute clip/trailer for Farrah Abraham and James Deen’s hardcore porn “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom.” You were there as I failed to climax, thanks to Farrah’s distracting vocal inflections (which I described as “a human speaking dolphin”), sex yelps and unoriginal dirty talk. I mourned that a man as talented in the sack as James Deen had been so poorly utilized. While I suspect we have many men to thank for the huge sales numbers for “Farrah Superstar” (which is already more popular than Kim Kardashian’s sex tape), James Deen is beloved by female porn viewers and I thought it was a damn shame that what I saw of “Back Door Teen Mom” did not allow his star to shine. Initially disappointed that “Farrah Superstar” had failed to please, I turned to the wealth of James Deen sex scenes available on the interwebs and went to bed content.
I made it clear in my initial piece that I was only really “reviewing” the clip/preview released by Vivid Video, edited to entice the viewer into purchasing the full shebang. Perhaps other viewers were as underwhelmed as I was, because late last night — journalism is a 24 hour job, people! — I discovered a full 42:55 scene from the video on Porn Hub (SUPER NSFW). Hmm, I thought. Perhaps I should give this another shot. A good journalist should never refuse the opportunity to review further evidence. Keep reading »
Happy Clitoral Awareness Week — Plus, Things That Make Women Instadry
- Happy Clitoral Awareness Week! How is your clitoris doing? I think all clitorises (clitorii?) will be a lot better after celebrating them all week. [Ask Men]
- You might have orgasms, but that doesn’t mean you know all there is to know about them. Clitoral Awareness Week is a better time than any to learn. [Tres Sugar]
- This teacher was fired for posing in some sexy bikini photos. Just to be clear, she was fully clothed and did not have an affair with a student. [Huffington Post Weird News]
- Beware! Your partner might be gaslighting you. That is not code for farting in the bed to wake you up. [Betty Confidential]
- There are so many reasons why a woman is not sleeping with you. Here are just a few. Starting with, she’s not in the mood. [Modern Man]
- We see Cosmo’s instasoft list and raise it this instadry list. [Nerve] Keep reading »
Just Kidding! That Sex Superbug Is Not About To Sweep Our Genitals
That potentially deadlier than AIDS sex superbug that you were up all night worrying about was so not worth losing any sleep over. Well, at least not this week. According to Dr. Kimberly Workowski, a professor of infectious disease, “The sky is not falling — yet.” Don’t worry, you fatalists, the sky will fall eventually, but our current state of panic over the superbug is all a big mixup, according to NBC News. Keep reading »
