Some ingenious ideas from HomemadeSexToys.com about how to get the most out of your sex toys. You know, when you’re not using them for sex. For instance,did you know that butt plugs make wonderful doorstops? Well, now you do. Click through for a few ideas about how to use sex toys around the house. You can check out more here. [Homemade Sex Toys]
“I know I’ve done Maxim. I give candid interviews. I know there are women who don’t like me, but that’s their problem. You can be smart and beautiful and embrace your sexuality and still have that not be all you are. And you know what? You should root for me, because I’m not the girl who will fuck your boyfriend.”
– Okay, Olivia Munn, thanks for not fucking our boyfriends! [NYMag.com]
We know that sperm’s primary function to make babies happen. But this miracle juice is more multi-faceted than we suspected. According to some new research done by SUNY-Albany psychologist, Gordon Gallup, semen may simultaneously be the cause and the cure for morning sickness in pregnant women. Because half of the fetus’ DNA comes from the father, the mother’s body may initially treat the organism as foreign tissue or an infection. This response triggers the symptoms of morning sickness. “The best cure for this type of sickness,” says Gallup, “Is, strangely enough, the same thing as its cause. The more exposure a woman has to her partner’s semen—that is to say, the more often she’s inseminated prior to conception and during the early stages of the pregnancy—the more tolerance her body develops to his genetic material.”
You heard it. Miracle of miracles! Sperm may cure your morning sickness. Click onward for more hidden talents of the incredible, edible sperm. [Slate]
“I’m one in a million. Always imitated but never duplicated.” That’s how Annie, the Guinness World Record holder for the largest natural breasts, refers to her her exceptionally curvaceous physique. I say natural because she hasn’t gone under the knife, but the size of her breasts isn’t necessarily … normal. Annie suffers from a condition known as gigantomastia, which causes the progressive growth of breast tissue. But she has no intention of getting a breast reduction. “Why fix something that’s not broken?” she asks.
I wasn’t sure that TLC’s “Strange Sex” could top itself after the erotic breastfeeding episode, but I must tip my hat. Just to give you an idea of what 102ZZZ equates to weight-wise, together, Annie’s girls weigh almost 85 pounds. This, of course, has made her famous in the adult film industry. You may know her as Norma Stitz. (Brilliant name!) She’s a fantasy model who has produced and directed over 250 videos. No hardcore. And no sex. Enjoy a full clip of Annie and her twins after the jump. [Gawker] Keep reading »
Humans have been drooling over pictures of nekkid people doing it for millennium. Even the ancient Egyptians created naughty hieroglyphics featuring skinny people with bird-heads doing it Sphinx-style. Once the movies were invented, dirty pictures suddenly started moving and whole new world dawned. Fast forward to right now: dirty movies have become lame, boring and uninspired.
Modern pornography is nothing but a parade of boring clichés. A perfunctory online examination of the “cinema of the erotic” confirms this truth. Smut is a proud artistic tradition and one of the pillars of human civilization. If we allow it to wallow in tired conventions and banal formulas, then we do a disservice to the generations of pioneering perverts that came before us. Here are ten smutty movie clichés — from unsexy fantasies to outdated fashion choices — that need to change in order to save the actual reason the Internet was invented. Read more…
Pauline Potter took the title of the Guinness Book World Record’s Fattest Woman at 728 pounds. She packed on the pounds after divorcing her husband Alex, binging on about 10,000 calories a day. I’ll provide some calorie math for you. Ten thousand calories a day works out to be four bowls of cereal, a box of cookies and cheese curls for breakfast, a super-sized fast food meal and an order of chicken nuggets for lunch, three servings of pasta for dinner and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s for dessert. This diet led Pauline to health complications and immobility. Her son had to help her use the bathroom. Keep reading »