FACT: There are so many dumb sex myths that we actually had to do a sequel to our original 15 Dumbest Sex Myths!
Last time we showed you some of the most popular dumb sex myths out there today but little did we know that we only scratched the surface! This time we’ve revisited the topic and found sex myths that are dumber, stranger and more outrageous.
Why are there so many dumb sex myths in the world? The truth is, people will believe just about anything to get laid. This usually leaves us pathetically unprepared to have sex, thus leaving us vulnerable to believing strange myths that sound like they were invented on the spot by a guy desperate to lose his virginity. And with all the blood and hormones running around in your body like tiny patients in an insane asylum, it’s no wonder so many people believe some of the dumb things they’re told. Here are our some of our favorites. Read more …
Once, twice, three times a lady. But four times with a teddy bear?
Charles Marshall of Cincinnati is accused of having sex with a teddy bear for the fourth time in the past two years, according to the Smoking Gun.
Marshall was arrested Wednesday after employees at a health clinic saw him masturbating with a teddy bear in an alley, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.
Marshall has three previous convictions for either public indecency or disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. This latest time he was hit with a disorderly conduct charge. Read more …
My respect to the Hot Dog Hooker (or Stripper, depending on whether or not you believe her story), Catherine Scalia, who showed up to court today with a bikini under her clothes and a package of hot dogs down her pants. Why? Oh, because she says she wants to “waste no time getting back to work.” That’s the spirit. Get right back on that hot dog truck. She is obviously very confident in her innocence. Even though she plead guilty to one count of prostitution, Scalia is sticking with her story. She maintains that she was offering nothing more than lap dances, that she was only serving wieners, not stroking them. Scalia has served five days in jail already and faces seven more, but could find her sentence reduced if she agrees to a psychiatric evaluation. I would love to be a fly on the the wall for that. Stay tuned to find out if she’ll be back in her truck and offering a “wiggle with your wiener” later today. I’m still dreaming of a reality show with her and Tanning Mom. How can we make that happen? [ABC]
The Kardashian Klan really leaves no personal stone unturned — we know virtually everything about them. The latest? Kim Kardashian divulged to Oprah during an interview on “Oprah’s Next Chapter” that she asked her momager Kris to put her on birth control when she was just 14. It seems Kim had had a boyfriend for a couple years at that point and told her mom, “I think I’m ready” to have sex. So, rather than do what most moms would — freak out, ground her for life, put locks on her bedroom door, etc. — Kris took her to get birth control. (My roommate just exclaimed, “so that’s where she got her ass.”) Onnnnnnnn the one hand, it’s nice that she and Kris had the kind of relationship where they could openly talk about sex and dating with one another. But then again, girl was 14. That seems a little bit young to be so permissive about sex.
Personally, my mother and I never really talked about that stuff — which is probably also not the norm. But what about you? Did you ask your mother (or father) to go on birth control? At what age? [Oprah] Keep reading »
Fifty Shades of Grey is heating up The New York Times best seller list, making BDSM erotica an official trend of the Summer. But the author, British Twilight fanatic E.L. James, isn’t the first to let the racy sex fetish inspire a novel. That form of fantasy has filled the pages of many books over the years, and in fact, erotic writing dates back at least two millennia to the Greek poet Sappho. If you want to give steamy reading a chance, here are seven titles to try besides Fifty Shades.
Delta of Venus is filled with a wide range of characters and situations. There’s a Hungarian man who seduces rich women only to steal their money, and a Parisian housewife who ends up in Peruvian opium dens. Something for everybody. It was first published in 1977 by French writer Anaïs Nin. Read more …