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At The Boys’ Club: What Women Think About Penis Size

At dude site Asylum, Emily reveals what women really think about penis size.

Women want to know all the stuff men are thinking about them — hence all the women’s magazines articles like “33 things your guy secretly loves about you” or “What he thinks about your sex moves.” Men really just want to know one thing: Is my penis big enough? In this hard-hitting follow-up to the first Woman’s Perspective on penis size, Asylum’s token girl answers additional questions on the all-important topic of penis size.

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In “Doppelganger,” Porn Star Joanna Angel Has Sex With … Herself

Well, this is truly disturbing. In her latest movie, porn star-turned-director and alt-porn pioneer Joanna Angel has sex with her own inflatable sex doll. I mean, the one that is her. The movie is “Doppelganger,” which is German for lookalike, basically, or evil twin. I think this line pretty much sums up the plot, per the press release: “You won’t believe your eyes when the queen of alt-porn’s inflatable twin comes alive just to wreak havoc with her friends and career.” I hate it when my inflatable twin comes alive to wreak havoc on my life! Angel says working with her blow-up twin was a nightmare. Okayyyy. So, I am going to skip this one.

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24 Places Not To Have Sex

Sometimes you are so friggin’ hot for someone that you think you can have mind-blowing sex with them anywhere. And you want to get down and dirty in some creative places! But baby, before you go dropping your drawers, you gotta think about where your crazy ass is about to go. In the heat of the moment, we might be inspired to try doing it in the most nearby, available, and innovative spaces where two freaks can smush. But, unfortunately, some spots are just bad sex-tinations. We’ve compiled a list of 23 locales where you should keep your pants on, temporarily, until you can relocate. Let these be a warning to us all! Please, feel free to add on to the no-go list in the comments. Keep reading »

Apparently, Guys Have Important Boner Moments

Most people have important moments in their lives: graduation, getting married, having a baby. Yet, did you know men’s boners have significant life moments, too? The Smoking Jacket dutifully chronicles the the six most important erections a dude will ever have, from his first boner to his first Viagra boner. Which begs the question: Do women’s vaginas have most important life moments? Share them, do. [The Smoking Jacket] Keep reading »

Does Being A Sex Writer Make You Better At Talking About Sex?

My naughty drawer is not what it once was. At the moment, it contains: a bullet vibrator; two smoothie vibrators; a baggie filled with review samples of 20 or so different types of personal lubricants; a bottle of my favorite scented massage oil; a vanilla sugar-scented massage candle; an I Rub My Duckie; a sleep mask I typically use only when I’m having trouble falling asleep; leather handcuffs; one gorgeous bit of lingerie; a bottle of BabeLube; the fertility-friendly lube I purchased for babymaking sex; and a ton of batteries. I keep a wide-tipped riding crop behind the bed, and a healthy collection of sexy how-tos on a shelf. Keep reading »

At The Boys’ Club: How To Try Something New In Bed

Your guy wants to try something new in bed. AskMen says here’s what he shouldn’t do if he wants to get there with you.

Sex can be an intimidating experience for a variety of reasons, but there are some things that can happen in bed that are likely to truly scare your partner. In order to avoid freaking her out, keep a few guidelines in mind when it comes to weird, unexpected or downright frightening acts like these.

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Nice, Pretty Lady Reads Playboy To The Blind

Suzi Hanks works as a volunteer for a Houston, Texas, organization called Taping for the Blind which provides audio readings of periodicals for the visually-impaired. So, does Suzi read excerpts from The Nation? Not exactly. Suzi’s forte is Playboy magazine, and not only does she read the articles for her blind listeners, but she also describes — in detail — the centerfolds, including “what she may be wearing or not wearing.” She even got a call from Playboy, asking if she wanted to appear in the magazine. (She declined.) “It’s about accessibility,” she explains. “There are naked women to look at, and they’re beautiful, and if somebody who doesn’t have sight wants to hear what a pretty woman looks like, that’s what it’s for.” We think we’ve found our calling. [Gather] Keep reading »

At The Boys’ Club: What Women Think About Manscaping

For the dudes at Asylum, the big question involves their genitals:

Since the beginning of the Woman’s Perspective series, there is one question that Asylum’s token girl has been asked over and over again by men: Should I shave my testicles? At long last, we present the Woman’s Perspective on manscaping.

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Sex With Steph: Help! I’m A 25-Year-Old Virgin

I stumbled upon your column today from an outside website, and if possible, I’d love to get some advice on a subject that has been plaguing me for too many years. I’m 25 years old, and … I’m still a virgin.

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I Told A Guy His Penis Was Too Small

I told him he had a tiny penis.

Well, if you want to be precise, I actually told him that his junk probably couldn’t hit my sexual “spot”—which isn’t much better, I suppose. Keep reading »

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