Simply put, I have been boy crazy since elementary school.
Men have always been the ones I kissed, fellated, fucked, Skype-sexed, you name it. All of my sexual experiences and struggles coming to terms with my sexual kinks have involved cisgendered men.
But until recently, there was a side of myself that lay dormant so long it would probably more appropriate to call it “stagnant.” It was a side of myself that I didn’t act upon out of fear of what would happen: the one that had sexual and romantic feelings for women. Keep reading »
Move over Maria Louise Del Rosario, there’s a new anal tattoo star on the internet. Zarrah Angel, of porn site BurningAngel.com, has the famous Beatles lyric “let it be” tattooed where the sun don’t shine. Angel’s decision to get her anal tattoo had little to do with being a fan of the band though. In an interview with Vice, she talked about her reasons for getting inked and her anal tattoo experience:
“I’m into anal sex, definitely. I got it because we got drunk and it was just a really funny idea and my friend said he’d do it for free. I sat on it for a couple days and was finally like, ‘Man, I’m gonna get a butthole tattoo that says Let It Be with a bumblebee flying out!’ It hurt really bad. It’s the most painful tattoo ever, but it was quick so it wasn’t that terrible. It hurt a lot in the crack. Once it went onto my ass cheek it wasn’t that bad. I’m keeping my butthole tattoo forever. That tattoo is awesome. That tattoo is still going to look awesome when I’m 80, when my butthole has 15 hemorrhoids.”
If you really, really, really want to see Zarrah’s extremely NSFW butthole tattoo click here. [Vice]
She’s no Kate Upton, but Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Nina Agdal manages to make eating a charbroiled cod fish sandwich just about as smutty as humanly possible. OK, we get it. Hot girl eating fish! All I can think about is how quickly fish turns in the sun. And how easy it would be to get sand in there. Ugh, I’m finding myself repulsed. Time for Carl’s Jr to go in another direction with their advertising. [Buzzfeed]
Dating is hard enough without having your dress become see-through when you get turned on. The Intimacy 2.0 dress, designed by Daan Roosegaarde, is the first garment that responds to arousal. When the leather and opaque “e-foils” detect the wearer’s increased heart rate, they become transparent.
“Intimacy 2.0 is a fashion project exploring the relation between intimacy and technology … Technology is used here not merely functional but also as a tool to create intimacy as well as privacy on a direct, personal level which in our contemporary tech society is becoming increasingly important,” said Roosegaarde.
All I can imagine are potential moments of unwanted exposure in the Intimacy 2.0. Like if someone scares you and suddenly your nipples are showing. Or you’re running to catch the subway and find your ass crack exposed. No thanks. I think I’d prefer and invisibility cape. Isn’t that supposed to be happening soon? [Huffington Post]
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. We gather you knew this based on the high volume of Zales commercials. So, here’s the deal. The internet is gonna try to convince you that you will have the most mind-blowing sex of your life of February 14th. It will sell you the dream. It will encourage you to purchase special sex paraphernalia just for the occasion. You don’t need it! Let’s be realistic here. You’ll probably be too tired to fuck after that 16 course meal or passed out by 10 p.m., crashing from a chocolate high. Be forewarned. Here are some sexy products you shouldn’t waste your money on this V-Day.
Authorities are looking for the boy who fathered the baby of a nine-year-old girl, only identified as Dafne. The girl gave birth to a health baby girl in Guadalajara, Mexico on January 27. Shortly after the birth, Dafne’s family alerted the authorities.” The girl was just over eight when she got pregnant. The father is a boy who is 17, but we have not found him, since he ran away. We are looking for the young man to get his story because she does not understand what has happened. This is a rape or child sex abuse case,” said Jorge Villasenor of the state prosecutors’ office. Dafne told authorities that the father of the baby was her boyfriend. Both mother and baby were released from the hospital last weekend.
Nope. Still can’t wrap my mind around a 9-year-old giving birth. Very disturbing. I hope they locate the father of the baby soon. [ABC News, News.com.au]