Yes, that’s a plunger attached to a pool noodle sitting next to some Astroglide lubricant. Some guy masturbates with this contraption. He built it himself! Does the pink-colored tube really make it more accurately life-like? Or maybe the better question is: Why is he posting it on the interwebs?! Dudes can be so gross sometimes. But this here homemade splooger broke me. I had to ask my pals about the most disgusting things they’ve seen men do, just to see if they could top this. What they said, after the jump! Keep reading »
In England, a 25-year-old woman has been dubbed “The Sperm Hunter.”
What sex acts did she undertake to score this nickname?
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Alabama is the only state in this union I would not live in because it’s the only state that has outlawed sex toys — until now. Pleasures sex shop proprietress Sherri Williams has managed to fight the good fight all the way to the Supreme Court, but they kept the ban in place. However, there is a loophole in the law that does allow for sex toy sales if there is “a bona fide medical, scientific, educational, legislative, judicial or law enforcement purpose.” Taking advantage of that, Ms. Williams has opened not just the first adult toy store in Alabama, but the first adult toy store drive-thru in the world. Using an old Wells Fargo bank building in Huntsville, she plans to cash in by selling whips, lubes, and vibes through the chutes in discreet paper bags. Heck, those toys may get a better ride in the store than they will in the bedroom!
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Gentlemen, it is time for a pants-off dance-off. A new study shows that sex on the regular can help you live longer. After surveying 4,000 men, the Italian Society of Sexual Medicine found that the guys who had an active sex life with a steady partner had fewer cardiovascular complaints and tended to live longer. But the catch: they had to be faithful to their spouses. Keep reading »
Movies frequently offer both voyeuristic entertainment and great ideas for spicing up your sex life. A quick, hypothetical peek at the practices of some not-so-real couples can inspire greatness. We’ve already outlined seven great movie scenes that are worthy of reenactment, but in honor of the upcoming Academy Awards, let’s take a look at some Oscar-worthy performances that are sure to prompt a standing ovation — no speech required. Read more … Keep reading »
Over at the Village Voice‘s Runnin’ Scared blog, Foster Kamer has a pretty amusing interview with a guy who’s faked his orgasms. Men fake orgasms, too? Yup. According to a recent study, 17 percent of men report having faked an orgasm. That raises all kinds of questions. Including, how the hell do they do that? So Kamer asked a guy who’s done it for a full report. The confession includes this gem: Keep reading »
When I mustered the courage to ask my husband of 16 years if he was having an affair, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “It was just an escape. It will be over with one phone call. You and I are still going to grow old together.” I accepted this explanation. He was crying, for God’s sakes. And then there was that line about love in our retirement years. The performance was totally believable. Keep reading »
Reports have surfaced of a sighting in China of a Barack Obama sex doll, and only one question remains: How can I buy one? Inflatable Obama was spotted hanging out with a bunch of lady sex dolls at the 8th annual Sex Culture Festival in Guangzhou. The First Sex Doll was seen wearing a blue suit, a red tie, and an American flag badge. He also looked like he was having a very good time. So far, there’s been no comment from the White House or Michelle. We’ll be keeping a close eye on this story as it develops. [Telegraph] Keep reading »
I flogged a man last night.
Despite my Bettie Page-lite haircut and a propensity for sexual experimentation, this is not something I have done before. I did have a very brief flirtation with the field of professional dominatrix-ing, but I never got beyond the training phase due to both a poor collegiate work ethic and feeling massively silly. And in my personal life I tend to swing firmly toward the “S” in the “D/S” yin-yang.
But in all my genital adventuring, I have never gone for the type of melodramatic, overwrought boning that I think of as “sex nerdery.” Spank me, call me names, hold me down, but don’t make me wear some kind of pleather costume or call you “master” while you do it. Keep reading »
I’ve been with my boyfriend for just about two years now. How do I keep it interesting with him in bed? I feel like it’s getting dull already. Are we doomed? Read more … Keep reading »