The 10 Thoughts You Have During Bad Sex

College Candy / June 14, 2014

Women have higher incidents of bad sex than men because, well, no matter what happens during sex a guy is going to finish. While it certainly doesn’t take rocket science to figure out a woman’s genitalia, we live in a culture that likes to pretend the female orgasm is some sort of elusive mystery. Read more on CollegeMore »

True Story: I Prefer Small Penises

I wish more men were like Nick Gilronan, winner of last year’s Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest (this year’s contest is this Sunday, aka Father’s Day). He is proud of what he’s got between his legs, so much so that he was willing to stand almost naked, wearing just a mankini, in front of a… More »

Can You Get It Up For The Thong Condom?

Condom companies are always coming out with new designs that promise to be “ribbed for her pleasure” or “extra thin” — there’s even a condom coming soon that’s made from something called hydrogel, which is apparently what contact lenses are made from. But if you ask me, the most … creative innovator in condom technology… More »

10 Ways Guys Kill The Mood

Ask Men / June 11, 2014

For all the men out there who think women play mind games when it comes to sex — first they’re into you, and the next second they’re not — consider this: It might not be them. Yes, George Costanza, if it’s anybody, it might just be you. If you’ve had a good date, are into a decent… More »

More Men Than Usual Are Buying Sex Toys This Week Thanks To The World Cup

Katie Oldenburg / June 11, 2014

On any typical day, sex toy sales are divided pretty equally between men and women buyers. But not today, my friends… today is different.

With the 2014 FIFA World Cup beginning tomorrow in Brazil, new research conducted by sex toy brand LELO has determined that we can expect men to buy four out… More »

The Best & Worst Of Farrah Abraham’s Erotic Novel, In The Making (Celebrity Sex Tape)

Farrah Abraham excels at being a celebrity, if our working definition is someone who finds a way to keep themselves in the news no matter what. The former “Teen Mom” star, singer, and tomato sauce social messenger has now parlayed her much-hyped Vivid sex tapes with porn It Boy James Deen, “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” and… More »

I’d Try It: Cannabis Lube Will Get You Wetter And Higher

In fairness, I will pretty much try anything besides hanging out with medium-to-large birds and bungee jumping, but FORIA cannabis lube is exactly the kind of thing I am dying to try. I love cannabis! I love lube! I love the idea of my vagina getting high! Tell me more! According to Cosmo, the (bong water-based?)  lube “contains medical… More »

Girl Talk: Some Thoughts On Fingering

Desiree Browne / June 11, 2014

From the time I learned what fingering was at age 11, it sounded not that great to me, and that didn’t really change for about 15 years.

Even the idea of fingering (or “fingerbanging,” yikes) sounded bad. It almost didn’t occur to me that fingering would be something I would actually want. I’d… More »

This Woman Jerked Off A Dolphin — And Liked It!

Animal researcher Margaret Howe Lovatt is the focus of an upcoming BBC Four documentary called “The Girl Who Talked To Dolphins,” but the subtitle of this film could easily be “…And Then They Did Some Other Stuff.” See, back in the 1960s, Lovatt studied dolphins near the U.S. Virgin Islands, and… More »

RIP Society: Doctor Sexted During Surgery And Sent Nude Selfies To A Patient

Claire Hannum / June 10, 2014

Dr. Arthur K. Zilberstein, a 47-year-old Seattle anesthesiologist, spent so much time sexting that he pretty much forgot to do his job. His medical license was suspended when authorities found out about his “preoccupation with sexual matters” and the “moral turpitude” he displayed in the workplace. From the looks of it, this guy sexted in the middle of… More »

5 Shockingly Insane “Game Of Thrones” Fanfiction Sex Scenes

Cracked / June 10, 2014

One of the few criticisms of Game of Thrones is that it relies too much on gratuitous sex scenes. But some fans look at the franchise and decide that there isn’t nearly enough inappropriate boning. These special people write fan fiction that will make it impossible to ever read the books or watch the show again without feeling dirty i… More »

There Are 237 Reasons People Have Sex, According To Science

Claire Hannum / June 9, 2014

I would naively assume that the main reason a person would have sex would be simply because they wanted to. As it turns out, there are a whole slew of complicated reasons why people have sex.

The University of Texas conducted a study to find out exactly what motivates people to get busy… More »

12 WTF “Facts” About The Vagina According To Stock Photography (NSFW)

I never would have guessed that combing through stock photography would be such an exciting and enlightening part of my job, but everyday I encounter at least one photograph that teaches me something new about life, love and even my own body. Oh yeah, stock photography is full of wisdom about the vagina — crazy… More »

This Invite-Only Dating App Filters Out Creepers And Puts Women In Control

Claire Hannum / June 9, 2014

Anybody who’s experienced online dating knows the icky feeling of being descended on by creeps (for lack of a better word) who are more interested in getting their porno on within 10 seconds of first contacting you than learning your name. Whether these guys somehow believe this is actually a polite way to talk to… More »

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 5 Underrated Sex Acts Worth Giving Another Shot

I’m a pretty open-minded chick and the last few months have involved quite a bit of open-legged-ness as well. This sort of slutty period in my life has been both fun and educational, not to mention reintroduced me to some sex acts that I’d never really given a fair shake before. In no particular order,… More »

The 5 Most Ridiculous Products Made For Crotch Maintenance

Cracked / June 5, 2014

Genitals are perhaps the only thing in the world that everyone loves and most people don’t mind sharing with others. That’s why they also tend to be fairly well-maintained, be it by rigorous daily training using the … um, workout material we find on the Internet, or by flat out gluing our junk full of Swarovski crystals.
I’m… More »

Dear Prudence Counsels Mom Who Found Her Daughter Masturbating With A Hand Mixer

Jessica Wakeman / June 4, 2014

I’m a regular reader of Slate’s advice column, “Dear Prudence,” which counsels letter writers on problems great and small. While the questions fairly often have to do with matters pertaining to sex, this is the first time I’ve seen Prudie advise a letter writer who caught a tween masturbating with a kitchen utensil. Which may… More »

The 10 Best Hookup Websites

Ask Men / June 4, 2014

Whether you’re freshly divorced and just dipping your toes back into the singles pool, or if you’ve been wading in the deep end for years, you’d likely be intrigued by a list purporting to lead you by the nose to the best cyber meat markets that $34.99 can buy. You wouldn’t be alone. Discover theMore »

This Video Of Women Seeing Their Vaginas For The First Time Is Surprising Sweet (SFW)

I’ve looked at my own vagina a few times, but two instances in particular are memorable. The first time I got a completely bare wax, I had barely recovered from the final strip being ripped from my labia when the waxer stuck a hand mirror between my legs and was like, “Good?” It was the… More »

Now Available For XXX Enthusiasts: Just-For-Porn Headphones

Katie Oldenburg / May 30, 2014

If you’re sick of watching porn and having to lower the volume for fear that your roommate/partner/neighbors will hear all of those sensual moans and groans, have we got good news for you! More »

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