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Sex Mustard, Albino Lipstick, Genetic Shower: 18 Revolting Terms For Sperm

Last week, we read about a woman who claimed her yogurt sample tasted like semen. We haven’t touched yogurt since then and it may take us a while before we do. The best thing to cum, er, come out of that unfortunate semen story were some fun (read as revolting) descriptives for man juice found in the comments, such as “hot phlegm” and “salty trash can water.” In case you weren’t grossed out enough already by these unappetizing descriptives, we put together a list of the some disturbing slang terms for spunk. Add yours in the comments. Keep reading »

10 Crazy Sexual Practices We Were Totally Unaware Of

Pony Play
Pony play is erotic or non-sexual role play where one person is the animal and one is the owner. It is often used in a BDSM context where the submissive person is humiliated by being treated as an animal. PETA can’t be happy about this. Stomp! Whinny! Neigh!

Do You Harbor A Secret Fantasy Of Becoming An Escort?

Call girls: they’re talented writers! First there was Dr. Brooke Magnanti, whose identity only became known after her blog, Diary of a London Call Girl, became wildly famous and spawned a book and TV series. Now there’s an anonymous East Coast-based woman going by the nom de plume “Charlotte Shane.”

“Charlotte Shane” pens a blog called Nightmare Brunette about her experiences in sex work. In a stellar piece on Salon.com, “Charlotte” explains she tries her hardest not to glamorize prostitution like Hollywood. “I never intend to glamorize my profession, and I don’t list expensive gifts I receive or lavish items I buy for myself,” she wrote. “I avoid rhapsodizing about exotic vacations or name-dropping hotels. I never disclose my rates and I don’t claim every encounter ends in mind-blowing orgasms — or any orgasm at all. That type of sensationalistic hype is really only good for selling books or selling face time on TV shows, neither of which I’m interested in.” She tries to be honest about what working as an escort really is: a job. Keep reading »

The Sexy Bucket List

One of the crazy/sexy/cool things on this list just happened to me for the first time. (I’ll let you guess which one!) Still it’s so nice to know that there are still some things I’ve got left to experience, naked. Heck, as a Frisky gal, you have to try everything at least once! So, that’s why I decided to make this list of dirty things we’ve all gotta check off before we check out. Feel free to add your own naughty to-do list in the comments. Keep reading »

Jena Malone A Stripper For Dirty Vegas In “Electric Love”

Jena Malone is one of those actresses I love but feel I never see enough of. Here, the “Donnie Darko” and “Into the Wild” star plays a stripper in a music video for Dirty Vegas’ “Electric Love.” The story line isn’t altogether clear (are they ever?), but one man seems to find Malone the object of his strange desire, whether she’s a stripper working the pole or a cowgirl doing the two-step. Note to guys: What this dude does to himself at the end, you really, really shouldn’t try at home. Keep reading »

“The Simpsons” Gets The Porn Treatment


One time, I was dating this guy, and I said something smarty-pants, and he was like, “Susannah, for you, nothing is sacred.” And I was like, “Uh, yeah?” This porn spoof of “The Simpsons” brings the sentiment to mind. To see something like the Simpsons family turned into porno circus freaks has traumatized my brain, and I am not sure I will ever recover. I surmise the premise is Homer is making a porno, and every one makes an appearance. Everyone who is also yellow-green. I feel ill. Help me. [Boing Boing] Keep reading »

Cocks On Locks: The Chastity Belt For Men

There were a lot of new toys at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas last week, but one in particular seemed extra freaky: the new C-B6000 chastity belt for men. While its name implies some kind of futurist technology, the concept is sort of a medieval torture device for boners. Marketed with “A Married Woman’s Guide to a Happier Relationship,” the makers suggest women can take charge of their sex lives with a dick lockdown that’ll prevent their man from masturbating. Ha! Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop a boner— well, except maybe the woman who purchases this contraption. Gasp at all the crazy (and sort of NSFW) model options, after the jump! [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

The Push-Up Bra For Dudes

Want your peen to look two inches bigger? No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood. Designer and reality TV show whore Andrew Christian has invented underpants with a padded cup bulge built into each pair. And it’s surprisingly life-like and, get this, uncircumcised! Basically, the Shock Jock Flirt Brief is like a wonderbra for johnsons. How do you like it when the tables are turned on you, ladies? [Refinery 29] Keep reading »

Would You Watch … Food Truck Porn?

In the city where I live, food trucks are a big, big thing. From burritos to cupcakes, high-end to low-rent, food from airstream trailers and fly-by-night stands is all the rage. So what is the inevitable conclusion of anything that’s popular? Why, porn, of course. Ergo, one adult video production company is releasing: “The Flying Pink Pig.” It’s an x-rated movie. About food trucks. Apparently, the porn company went ahead and lifted (?) the image of the real Flying Pig food truck in Los Angeles for their box cover. Or, heck, maybe they worked with the Flying Pig to make their movie. (I am dubious.) Regardless, if you’re totally into food trucks, porn, food porn, Ron Jeremy, and “fun loving, sex-crazed nymphomaniacs serving recipes guaranteed to make the customer [come] again and again and again,” you will love this movie. [Gawker] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I’m A Bottom

I was at a party a few years ago, where Mikey, one of my gay best friends, and I were having one of our heart-to-hearts. “Devon and I broke up,” he announced.

“What, why!? You seemed so perfect together,” I gasped.

“Eh, we were both tops,” he sighed. Keep reading »

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