What’s worse than working a temp job? Having your penis sliced off while working a temp job. Edgardo Toucet of Florida is suing the staffing company that sent him to work at Future Foam where a peeler machine accidentally took off his penis AND balls. Want more details? I’m sure you do. Keep reading »
Tatiata Kozhevnikova, the woman with the world’s strongest vagina, can bench press a whopping 31 lbs. with her crotch. That’s like lifting a baby bear cub with your vagina. Bad visual, but you get the point: her vagina muscles are ripped. Kozhevnikova stopped by “The Body Shocking Show” to show off exactly what her super strong vadge could do. God, I love UK television. Don’t worry, there are no bear cubs. But there is a wooden egg in a condom that acts as a pulley for her special vagina dumbbells. [The Huffington Post]
It’s not exactly a secret that celebrities wear enough makeup to suffocate a salamander, and that we all freak out when they’re photographed without. Sans fards! Natural look! A sign of real human being-ness unsullied by airbrush foundation and caulking sealant! But you know who else wears a ton of makeup, and we never give them shit about taking it off? (Perhaps because they’ve already taken off everything else?) You may not be surprised to discover that porn stars in their daily lives, minus the 17 layers of sweat-proof stage makeup, look nothing like what you see on-screen. In fact, you wouldn’t even recognize them on the street, which is probably a good thing.
An “award-winning makeup artist to the stars” known only as Melissa (or xmelissamakeupx on her Instagram account) took 93 before-and-after photos of the porn stars she tends to, and we learned two things: one, the girls look really pretty without their thick varnish of smoky eyes and heavy bronzer (dare I say, better, though I personally tend to think most women look better with less makeup), and two, this Melissa is one hell of a makeup artist. Check out the after photos of these two girls, plus a few more, after the jump, and the rest of them here via Melissa. [HyperVocal] Keep reading »
A special experience in every woman’s life is the day she sits through a 45-minute sex ed class in middle school, trotting out after the fact clutching a plastic bag with deodorant, a tampon and a pamphlet called “What’s Happening to My Body?” Sex ed class is something that no one really remembers, only because the education presented is so bizarre. To commemorate this special time in everyone’s life, here are the seven most absurd puberty videos YouTube has to offer. Keep reading »
It’s no secret that Rihanna really loves her strippers and her desire to touch them often gets her in trouble (She was once kicked out of a club)
The “Stay” singer recently hit up a sex club in Toronto where she came dressed to role play and almost got into a fight with another woman.
If you believe the National Enquirer:
RiRi came into the club in a black cat-suit and bondage-style leather policeman’s hat and pretended to arrest several women, frisking them and even copping feels of their chests to satisfy her gay desires. Read more …
For every five decent people, there’s bound to be one sicko.
This means that on occasion, Jenna Jameson (or one of her well-endowed coworkers) might pop up when you least expect ‘em. Like in the classroom. On the news. At church. Or just about every other inappropriate place you can possibly imagine.
These scarred-for-life folks lived to tell about it. Read more…