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Flowchart: To Put Out Or Not To Put Out?

You’re on a first date — should you do it? Run to the bathroom and whip out this flowchart to help you decide. [Rosie Says] Keep reading »

There’s Another Energy Drink Named After The Vadge

It’s a competitive market out there: Sum Poosie is not the only energy drink named after your vagine. P*ssy, a “100 percent natural” energy drink out of the UK, is another ode to nature’s sweet nectar of womanhood. Just what does P*ssy taste like? “A blend of fresh white grape juice from Southern Italy, pressed Mexican limes and lightly carbonated water. These are then mixed with Grenadilla and Lychee flavours, infused with six selected botanical herbs,” according to the drink’s NSFW web site. Oh so classy. Oh so fancy.

What I can’t understand, though, is why my ladyflower is such a fountain of inspiration for ultra-caffeinated elixirs, yet the Tucker Maxes of the world couldn’t eat box if their life depended on it. Ever heard the phrase “the lady doth protest too much?” I’m onto your tricks, p*ssy-themed energy drinkers. [P*ssydrinks.com via Jezebel] Keep reading »

5 Things We Didn’t Know About Our Orgasms

5 Things We Did Not Know About Our Orgasms
Orgasms are lots of fun; there’s no disputing that. But there is oh-so-much more to the female orgasm than we knew. After the jump, five things that you might not have known about the complex, mysterious, multi-purpose, almighty O. Related: 10 Crazy Sexual Practices We Were Unaware Of

Win This! “Erotic Summer Survival Kit” From Athena’s Home Novelties

Do the dog days of summer have you and your S.O. staying in nights and hovering around the air conditioner? Sticking your head in the fridge for gratification? Feeling too listless and lethargic to get it on? If so, we’ve got the giveaway for you! Athena’s Home Novelties, an adult toy shop committed to the sexual empowerment of women, wants to help you reignite your inner summer sex goddess. One lucky reader will score an “Erotic Summer Survival Kit”—stocked with naughty bed time stories and other fun balms, lotions, and potions to help you cool down, relax, and get you in the mood for some summer lovin’.

WIN THIS! Tell us in the comments about your steamiest summer sex story—the most erotically inspiring tale will walk away with the “Erotic Summer Survival Kit.” Enter by 11:59 p.m. on Thursday, August 4, 2011. We’ll pick our favorite response and announce the winner Friday, August 5. You must live in the U.S. or Canada to win. (Read the official rules here.) Good luck!

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Teen Masturbation Study Shows Boys Start Earlier And Jerk Off More

Teen boys masturbate more than teen girls and start touching themselves at younger ages, according to a new study of 800 teens by National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior. You’re shocked, right? Keep reading »

The 10 Most Horrifying Animal Penises On Earth

The 10 Most Horrifying Animal Penises On Earth!
I am pretty sure the killer whale, if things don’t work out at Sea World, has a future in porn.

Related: 10 Penis Problems That Will Ruin His Sex Life

Behold, An Osama Bin Laden Butt Plug

If you wanna put something in your a**hole, you may as well use an a**hole, right? The Assama bin Laden butt plug is a lovely, pink-hued rendering of Osama bin Laden. If sticking this terrorist where the sun don’t shine is still too good for him, you are in luck. CelebrityButt-Plugs.com has many other fine other butt plugs on the way, like Sarah Impalin, Barack O-Bum-A, Buttney Spears and The Sperminator. I guess someone decided “Lady CaCa” and “Sarah Jessica Pooper” were too literal? [The Gloss] Keep reading »

17 Sex Euphemisms That Won’t Get You Laid

You want to get laid? Congratulations! Most of us do! Should you be in the market for sex with a lady, there are polite ways to inform your potential partner of your amorous desires and totally inappropriate ways to do so. Using an improper sex euphemism can kill her mood faster than you can say “bumping uglies.” After the jump, some unapproved sex euphemisms that won’t lead to porking boning the horizontal polka sexual intercourse.

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Money Shot: Paula Deen, Butter Lover

A nice, creamy stick of butter gets Paula Deen in the mood … to get things cooking. A very fine lubricant indeed … for pans. [Out Gayed Myself] Keep reading »

8 Celebs Who’ve Opened Up About Their Lesbian Affairs

Gillian Anderson Had A Girlfriend In High School & 7 Other Stars Who've Confessed To Lesbian Affairs

Gillian Anderson just made “X-Files” fans cream their pants yet again: the actress told Out Magazine that she had a relationship with a girl throughout high school! But she is more comfortable calling herself a bisexual, or perhaps using no label, because her subsequent relationships have been with dudes. She also says because she knew she was attracted to men, so she didn’t feel especially stigmatized. “If I had thought I was 100 percent gay, would it have been a different experience for me? Would it have been a bigger deal if shame had been attached to it and all those things that become huge life-altering issues for youngsters in that situation?” Anderson said.  ”It’s possible that my attitude around it came, on some level, from knowing that I still liked boys.” She also added in Out, “I don’t think I’ve ever followed convention by choice. By default, maybe, but not by choice.” Call yourself whatever you want, Gillian — we are girl-crushing so hard. [New York PostOut]

Gillian Anderson isn’t the first lady to confess to a lesbian affair. After the jump, meet seven more ladies with Sapphic inclinations.

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