After the birth of our first child, my libido plummeted. Things went from bad to worse in my relationship, and my husband was accusing me of abandoning him. So I made a sex agreement: Twice a week, I’d do it, whether I felt like it or not. Read more … Keep reading »
I had tried all different kinds of birth control pills to help control my period pains over the course of three years, but nothing worked. There was still no relief from terrible cramps and heavy blood flow. My doctor suggested I try the NuvaRing, the once-a-month birth control device that is inserted into your vagina and secretes hormones for three weeks. Supposedly, the NuvaRing sits far enough inside of you that a man shouldn’t feel it or find it, but I can report that isn’t always the case. Keep reading »
Compared to the penis — that swollen, attention-grabbing flesh-bully — the testicles can seem downright unassuming. But despite their less showy nature, those two hairy globes still hold great potential for pleasure … and pain. Watch Asylum’s token girl explain the woman’s perspective on your family jewels, and find out what they have to do with ’80s cartoons. Read more … Keep reading »
If women had to count the amount of times a guy has complained about getting blue balls, we’d run out of fingers and toes to count with. Men always use the blue ball excuse to try to make us feel bad about their sexual frustration and discomfort and to convince us to use our magical ways to fix it. Well, ladies, medical science has proven that women get a similar painful feeling when we don’t get to finish properly either. There is nothing worse then being close to climaxing and losing it; just because we don’t physically ejaculate (well, much) doesn’t mean we don’t get pink balls. Keep reading »
Yesterday, I wrote about a survey that revealed 11-percent of men under 30 masturbate while they’re driving. I was confused. Why are you guys spanking your monkey behind the wheel, I wondered. Rather than dudes responding in the comments with why they play their skin flutes rather than focusing on, you know, driving, a lot of you ladies admitted that you have a penchant for, as Amelia puts it, “stroking the man in the boat” in some pretty odd places, as well. Like, while driving. Or behind your desk in your cubicle. Tricky! (For the record, we don’t condone doing anything other than driving while driving.) Where are weird places that you — or, you know, your female “friends” — have masturbated? Keep reading »
It’s not every day you come across a bona fide madam.
But Susan Austin is exactly that. She resurrected The World Famous Mustang Ranch, the first and oldest legal brothel in America, in 2007. The crazy, earlier days of the bordello are the subject of the film “Love Ranch,” which comes out later this month.
Austin served as a consultant on the film and also talked to us about her unusual profession. More specifically, the comments that folks who aren’t schooled in the intricacies of the sex trade tend to make to her over and over again.
From a statistical standpoint, men are more likely than women to step out on their relationships. However, at least in terms of marital infidelity, the spread between the genders is smaller than you might think: 22 percent of guys cheat compared with 14 percent of ladies.
So why is it we only hear about how Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Bill Clinton and the like couldn’t stay true? What about all the ladies, famous or not, who are out there prowling for some of the strange?
Men get cheated on, too. To prove it, we talked to four regular guys who’ve felt the sickening smart of infidelity. They let us in on what they were able to learn from the unfortunate experience. Read more … Keep reading »
I have to confess, now that the Lady Gaga sex doll has arrived, I did not see this one coming. I am intimately familiar with the celebrity sex doll phenomenon. Beyonce, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan — they’ve all got their own love dolls already. But Lady Gaga? And naming it Lady Gag Gag is pretty — well, it’s pretty something, isn’t it? Ingenious? Perhaps. It seems she wants to “Take A Ride On Your Disco Stick!” Or, better yet, “She Loves It When You Poke-Her Face!” Who gets this job, writing copy for sex doll boxes? I must apply. Check out another shot after the jump. Keep reading »
Alright, this is where I really drawn the line with these porn parodies. “The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody,” you have ruined “The Breakfast Club” for me forever. And I’ve only seen the trailer. Is nothing sacred in this world anymore? Once upon a time, “The Breakfast Club” was the movie that spoke to a generation about being a freak in high school. Now, in this X-rated redo of the John Hughes classic, everyone in detention is having freaky sex. I find this blasphemous. Can I get a witness? “Hormones run rampant in Saturday detention as five very different students toss aside their cliques and their clothes.” Faye Reagan plays Molly Ringwald’s role. Le sigh. Keep reading »