Suzi Hanks works as a volunteer for a Houston, Texas, organization called Taping for the Blind which provides audio readings of periodicals for the visually-impaired. So, does Suzi read excerpts from The Nation? Not exactly. Suzi’s forte is Playboy magazine, and not only does she read the articles for her blind listeners, but she also describes — in detail — the centerfolds, including “what she may be wearing or not wearing.” She even got a call from Playboy, asking if she wanted to appear in the magazine. (She declined.) “It’s about accessibility,” she explains. “There are naked women to look at, and they’re beautiful, and if somebody who doesn’t have sight wants to hear what a pretty woman looks like, that’s what it’s for.” We think we’ve found our calling. [Gather] Keep reading »
For the dudes at Asylum, the big question involves their genitals:
Since the beginning of the Woman’s Perspective series, there is one question that Asylum’s token girl has been asked over and over again by men: Should I shave my testicles? At long last, we present the Woman’s Perspective on manscaping.
I stumbled upon your column today from an outside website, and if possible, I’d love to get some advice on a subject that has been plaguing me for too many years. I’m 25 years old, and … I’m still a virgin.
I told him he had a tiny penis.
Well, if you want to be precise, I actually told him that his junk probably couldn’t hit my sexual “spot”—which isn’t much better, I suppose. Keep reading »
Oh, look, it’s the celebrity sex doll we’ve all been waiting for, the Kim Kardashian love doll. Her name is Kinky Kim, and she seems to like to eat. Here’s the not-politically-correct tag line on the box: “When you stick it in her face … it’ll get all over the place.” Which is an allusion to that Carl’s Jr. commercial she did and also a sex reference. Manufacturer Pipedream Products says: “Kinky Kim The Filthy Love Doll is going to be the must have blowup babe of late summer!” But summer is over. So, not. Click through to see the whole image after the jump. Keep reading »
Congratulations (I guess) go out to St. Petersburg native Vladislav Pavlenko, first-place finisher in this year’s annual “Bubble Baba Challenge,” in which hundreds of people leap into Russia’s Vuoksa River on top of an inflatable sex doll and race down the rapids. Pavlenko’s time of 2 minutes 47 seconds was enough to beat out all of his competitors, but it’s still tough for me to refer to him as a “winner.” Read more … Keep reading »
A good sex life takes time and effort to maintain. It won’t always be easy — our busy lives are taxing and often leave us tired and devoid of the imagination and motivation required to keep up the pace. Having good sex doesn’t necessarily mean spending hours and hours of frolicking, it can be as simple as doing something a little different just for a change.
Women are cyclic creatures, and her sex drive will vary depending on her hormones and what’s going on in her life. Sometimes it takes a bit longer to get her hot and the same-old song and dance may not be enough. This applies to you too.
Therefore, it’s important to add a few more stimulating aspects to your sex life to keep things interesting.
Remember “The Human Centipede“? You may have blocked it out. It’s a movie about two women, a man, and a mad scientist who links the three together surgically — by attaching one’s mouth to the next one’s bottom. Unpleasant? Why, yes. Still, apparently the people want more because Bloody Disgusting reports a “Human Centipede” sequel is now in the works: “Human Centipede: Full Sequence.” The premise: 12 people are attached in the same sick fashion. We can hardly wait to not see it. [ONTD] Keep reading »
Manly Marie Claire blogger Rich Santos posted 7 downright horrible lame guy sex moves. From the mid make-out pass-out to leaving the TV on, it was a list of real oh-no-he-didn’ts! But after over a decade of my own slut baggery, I’ve come up with another 23. Here’s what I’ve learned while piling up the food at the man buffet. It’s nice to think my exploits will somehow benefit mankind … Keep reading »