As of today, the first Hebrew edition of Playboy is available in the Holy Land. American Playboy has been on news stands in Israel for years, but this is the first edition of the magazine featuring Israeli models and articles by Israeli writers. For whoever made the Playgoy joke, I hate to break it to you, but it doesn’t really work. A goy is a non-Jew. And the majority of Israel’s Hebrew-speaking population is Jewish. So WOMP, WOMP. As far as how Israel’s the Muslim population will react to the new edition of the magazine. Not so sure. [Buzzfeed]
If you don’t want to know about “poonspeeding,” I respect that. But you already know about butt chugging, so what the hell? You might as well know what the fine, young gentleman of Columbia University are getting up to. Without being judgmental of those who have found great value in frat life (my brother was in a frat and he is a top notch, respectful-of-women human being), I will say, that one of the reasons I chose to go to NYU was because of their lack of Greek life. According to a leaked scavenger hunt sheet from one of Columbia’s Pi Kappa Alpha pledges, there are many “tasks” to be completed for points. These range from dumb (Piss on Church of Scientology: 5 pts) to questionable (Baby Cat: 20 pts) to blatantly disrespectful to women (Video of pledges piggy-back racing on fat girls: 10 pts). The most offensive, including an awful thing called “poonspeeding,” after the jump. Keep reading »
It takes all kinds, right? Some like vanilla, others chocolate. And some folks have a rather sexual association with unicorns. Fancy a unicorn hoof boot, do you? Well, wonderful. We’ve got you that, in all its bizarre rubberized glory, right here. Etsy seller Oonacat makes these custom boots in both black and white urethane. Explains Oonacat’s page:
Rare and elusive, these mythical equine are the creatures of legend and of Otherland. These beautiful hooves are made to order, and are completely customizable. They are a heelless platform shoe or boot. Each one is hand sculpted and cast urethane using professional grade materials only. I take great care to make these durable and beautiful. I consider these a work of art for each customer.
And if you’ve been searching for the perfect accoutrement to go with your unicorn boots, we’ve got just the thing…
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Ever get the desire to feel the wind on your butt cheeks as you pedal around on your favorite bicycle? If so, then you ought to start saving your cash now for a trip to Australia during the annual Melbourne naked bike ride. Actually, you may not have to go that far — naked bike rides are held around the world in locations as disparate as London, Hungary and Paraguay.
It certainly takes a lot of, well, balls to ride a bike naked. So hats off (clothes off?) to the crew of bold Melbourne riders.
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In the days before the Internet, teenagers had basically two options to learn the ins and outs of boning. They amounted to either A) scrambled cable softcore, which was like watching two swarms of bees fighting in a motel room made of non-Euclidean geometry, or B) chancing upon a drifter’s cache of Juggs secreted away in the woods behind the neighborhood liquor store.
Nowadays, young folks don’t have to hazard a vagrant named “Clawhammer Jack” double-fisting bottles of cooking sherry to learn coital choreography. (Spoiled rotten, they are.) No, they can just turn to Wikipedia, that website known throughout the land for drowning the Encyclopedia Britannica factory in unwanted knowledge and tears.
Despite being one of the most visited sites on the Internet, Wikipedia is jam-packed with marvelously janky doodles of dead-eyed humans doing it. Read more …
I’m not sure when or in what context I first realized that I have long labia. Maybe it was that teasing comment from an ex boyfriend, oh, seven years ago. Maybe it occurred to me at some point when I was watching porn and noticed that mine looked different. Maybe it was in the shower, as I haphazardly shaved my pubes into just a tuft. It was absolutely before I got my first completely bare wax, though having a hand mirror suddenly placed between my legs — so I could inspect the results — certainly made the point hit home. It was definitely in the last 10 years, though I’ve only made it a part of my self-deprecating comedy routine in the last five. Hey, if you’ve got long labia, you might as well joke about it.
But to be honest, and maybe this isn’t a surprise, I’m actually kind of insecure about it. I want to feel good about the way I look and, for the most part, I do, in part because there is plenty of outside messaging that tells me my straight teeth, slender physique, clear skin, etc. is considered conventionally attractive. (I’m not saying you need to be/have these things to be “attractive,” just that these are the qualities we’re told since birth are attractive and can inform how we view ourselves. And being told you’re attractive is also not necessary to being/feeling attractive. I digress.) But the messages being sent about what makes for a pretty vulva are less obvious; with the exception of hair removal trends, there aren’t three-page articles in lady magazines touting how to make your vagina/vulva* look its best or hide its flaws. And yet I’ve always felt distinctly aware that my long labia were not an asset. Keep reading »