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You voted and the winner of the first You Choose It, We Write It feature was 9 BS “Facts” About Panties Everyone Thinks Are True. Consider the myth that period panties have to be ugly debunked. Thank you for cleaning that up, Jessica.

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7 “Real Housewives’” Pre-Fame Playboy Pics (NSFW)

Before they were “Real Housewives,” these ladies were taking it off for Playboy (or in the case of LuAnn de Lesseps, not taking it off for Playgirl). I would expect nothing less of the Countess. Click through to see your favorite ladies of Reality TV in various states of undress. [Buzzfeed]

You’ve Hit Rock Bottom When A Semen-Filled Squirt Gun Is Your Weapon Of Choice

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Twenty-one-year old Eric Michael Miller of Bellingham, WA has been sentenced to 18 months in prison for burglarizing a home and shooting one of its habitant with a semen-filled squirt gun.

Natch, this sperm shooting was all for drug money. There are always drugs involved. According to court records, Miller and two unidentified men broke into the home looking  for a man who owed him money, but found the man’s roommate instead, asleep on the couch. The unlucky bastard.

Miller and his sidekicks held the man at knifepoint, beat him with a real gun, at which point Miller whipped out his semen gun and squirted the man in the face, saying, “Now you’re like the rest of my bleep, covered in semen.”

Okay, I must stop writing now because I’m feeling sicksies. [GeekOSystem]

11 Dumb Things That Will Get You Laid

Since the dawn of time, people have tried everything from asking “What’s your sign?” to pretending to drop stuff in hopes someone hot will pick it up. Here are the top dumb desperate ways to get laid you may not have tried yet. And if you have, Thor help you. But enjoy — because it just might work. Read more…

Emma Watson Nude Pics For Reals — Plus Macklemore Likes To Wank Off On Airplanes

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  • I am pleased to report that Emma Watson’s nude pics are totally legit. They were not leaked, they were for an art book. So look all you want. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Macklemore admitted that he’s “jerked off on a lot of airplanes.” GOOD. TO. KNOW. [TruTV]
  • How good men become dogs. Read the headline literally for a good laugh or read it to find out why. Or both. [Hello Beautiful]
  • If you’re trying to get your partner to try some using sex toys without much luck, you may want to watch this video. Or you can just surprise him or her with a new butt plug! [Your Tango]
  • So you made a sex tape or took some selfies BUT you hate the way you look in them. #firstworldsexproblems [College Candy]
  • Some people think that Jon Hamm should use Spanx to tame his balls. Strongly disagree. [Huffington Post Style] Keep reading »

Designer Debuts First Lingerie Colostomy Bags

When it comes to colostomy bags and other necessary medical equipment, there tends to be a shortage in the “pretty” department. Of course, items like these are not intended to look sexy; therefore, they are not made to look sexy. But what about women who want to feel beautiful in every way, including with their required devices? This was the same question that 23-year-old James Shutt of Hereford, England, asked himself after realizing that colostomy bag users are actually getting younger each year.

As a result of his curiosity, Shutt spoke with teenage colostomy users to gain a better perspective on the topic. Since many users reported feeling self-conscious or unsexy about their medical item when getting intimate with a partner, or are afraid of leaving their spare bags and cleaning kids behind if they stay at a partner’s home. Read more…

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