Sex

Female Monkeys Are Screamers In The Sack

By: Catherine Strawn / December 20, 2007

Your roommate isn’t the only one under the impression that screaming loudly makes sex better. According to a new study, female monkeys call out before, during, and after doing it. But their screams’ purpose isn’t just to annoy monkeys in neighboring trees. The study concluded that the females’ yells make them more attractive to the… More »


Give Me An O!

By: Catherine Strawn / December 19, 2007

At 1:08 a.m. EST on Saturday, December 22, people all over the world (you’re welcome to join!) will be taking part in a “synchronized global orgasm.” Started by the same people who took off their clothes and spelled “Peace” with their naked bodies in protest of the Iraq War, the Second Annual Global Orgasm for… More »


South African Teenagers Aren’t Getting Any

By: Catherine Strawn / December 18, 2007

South African teenagers will have to delay any kissing or canoodling until they turn 16, or else they’ll be criminally charged. A new law makes it illegal for those under 16 to kiss or engage in any sexual activity (including oral), even if it’s consensual. Will this affect plot lines on the CW show LifeMore »


Syphilis Is a Nasty, Nasty Disease

By: Catherine Strawn / December 18, 2007

The number of cases of syphilis is on the rise. In Britain, there are 10 times the number of cases there were a decade ago, and France has almost 16 times the number of cases that it did just three years ago. Thankfully, we have antibiotics these days, so if you get syphilis, you most… More »


Poll: Notches In Your Bedpost

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 17, 2007

Doctors Determine The Perfect Age To Get Laid

By: Simcha / December 16, 2007

Much like you suspected in high school, your Sex Ed teacher was full of…outdated information. While you were tortured with a slew of un-scientific reasons why you had to keep it in your pants until marriage, help is finally here for the next generation of blue-balled teens. A study of a cross section of America… More »


Poll: Marry, Screw, Or Stab On The Campaign Trail

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 14, 2007

Husband Buys Wife Vibrator, Then Regrets It

By: Catherine Strawn / December 12, 2007

In an attempt to spice things up, a 50-year-old man bought a vibrator for his wife, but now she seems to have lost interest in him. The husband knows she uses the vibrator, so he thinks it’s the vibrator’s fault that she doesn’t want to have sex with him anymore. This is kind of sad… More »


The Frisky Channels Linda Richman: Would You Screw Someone For $1 Million?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 12, 2007

Discuss! My friend and I did. Our shameless back and forth, after the jump. More »


Sugar Babies Can Finally Stop Worrying About Dating Middle-Income Guys

By: Catherine Strawn / December 12, 2007

Yeah, we know it’s every guy’s fantasy to have a harem of his own à la Hugh Hefner’s Girls Next Door, but we didn’t realize there were droves actually attempting to make it happen. For a little more than a thousand measly bucks (measly in millionaire terms—I can barely pay my rent), rich guys ca… More »


Rubbers Go Global

By: Catherine Strawn / December 12, 2007

A condom by any other name — prophylactic, jimmy hat, raincoat, love glove, Trojan — is still a condom. But aren’t nicknames more fun? Personally, we like “French letters,” a British term, coined around 1856, which is even in the dictionary, making it totally legit. (We don’t actually call them that. We have enough problem… More »


Double Beds On Airplanes Can’t Possibly Be Meant For Sleeping

By: Catherine Strawn / December 12, 2007

Joining the mile high club used to be a big deal. First, you both had to sneak past the flight attendants, then you had to contort yourselves into a disgusting 2-foot-square box with fluorescent lighting and a toilet, and finally you had to, once again, slip past the suspecting flight attendants who totally knew what… More »


Snoop Dogg Turns It On

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007

Snoop Dogg – Sensual Seduction Closed CaptionedUploaded by Elodie-74

Utilizing a smoke machine, glimmering disco balls, totally ’70s suit-age, and the keytar, Snoop Dogg seriously takes sexy back to the future in his video for “Sensual, Seduction.” Naturally, there’s pot smoking too! [Best Week Ever]… More »


Is Rape Ever Funny?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007

Touchy subject, I know. Once a week I write a round-up for Jezebel, Gawker Media’s women’s site, about the misogyny that runs rampant on all of the web’s gossip blogs. A frequently targeted topic is the issue of rape. Some of the blogs I read regularly (mostly for Missdemeanors) make tongue-in-cheek, but still extremely offensive… More »


The Frisky’s Totally Random IM Sex Tip

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007

Breaking News: Abstinence-Ed Doesn’t Work!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007

There’s a news story to support the headline above nearly everyday, but the latest has the most expansive evidence that abstinence-only education does not affect sexual behavior in teenagers. The non-partisan group National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy conducted the study and concluded: “At present there does not exist any strong evidence that… More »


Tyra Thinks Bisexuality Is A Trend That Everyone, Us Is Doing

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007

On Monday’s episode of our favorite daytime talk show ever, The Tyra Show, the supermodel discussed the “trend” of bisexuality. Tyra mainly discussed bisexuality as a trend amongst women — let’s face it, two chicks doing it is a fantasy for most men, while two dudes doing it is considered “gay” and “gross” (unless you’re… More »


U.S. Fights Bloody War in Iraq, Also Loses Icky War On Crotch Rot At Home

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007

Ding, ding, ding! The United States, the most developed country in the western world, has won the title of Chlamydia Queen, diagnosing a record 1 million cases last year. Eww. That’s the most ever for any sexually transmitted disease. Even better? Gonorrhea is on the rise as well, and an increasing number of those case… More »


Mitt Romney Implies God Made Man And Man Couldn’t Control His Boner

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007

Admittedly, we’re not the most religiously educated group of folks on the internet, but maybe someone should take away Mitt Romney’s Book of Mormon and give him a good hard spanking with it. An ABC News blogger notes that while on the campaign trail in New Hampshire, Romney pointed out the large leaves in a… More »


Modest Proposals: Would You RSVP?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007

There’s a lecture and book signing on November 13 in Washington, D.C., featuring a few noted authors and journalists discussing how “hook-up” culture on campus has led to rising numbers of sexual assaults, date rapes, and sexually transmitted infections. Included on the panel is Washington Post scribe Laura Sessions Stapp who coined the term “gray… More »