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How To Make Skype Sex Less Awkward

There are many reasons to be in a long-distance relationship. Maybe you met the man of your dreams on spring break in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, and he happens to live in Seattle while you live in Atlanta. Whatever the reason, your relationship is basically restricted to online dating.

You not only miss your significant other, but you’re constantly tortured by watching other lovebirds who aren’t separated by state lines. Mastering the art of Skype sex is crucial to any long-distance relationship, but it only works if the two of you can stop breaking into hysterical laughter and eventually get turned on — resulting in a hot and heavy Internet sexcapade. Let’s take a look at how to have non-awkward Skype sex. Read more on YourTango…

Kim Zolciak’s Mile-High Threesome –Plus What Your Panties Say About You

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  • Allegedly, Kim Zolciak brought her husband Kroy into an airplane bathroom with her because she’s claustrophobic (that makes no sense right there) and a woman thought they were having sex in the bathroom and tried to get in on the action. Sounds like everyone involved in this situation was using exceptionally poor judgement. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Female cosplayers want to remind you that just because they are in a costume does not mean that are consenting to anyone unwanted, lewd behavior. It’s sad that anyone needs to be reminded of this. [The Mary Sue]
  • Hookup culture is ruining everything for co-eds because it feels more like an obligation than an adventure, says this Washington Post columnist. [Newser]
  • Advice on sober sex, glory holes and open relationships. That covers quite a bit of ground. [Ask Men]
  • Not everyone is accepting Rick Ross’ apology for his his date rape lyrics. [Uptown Mag] Keep reading »

I’m Sorry, I Refuse To Drink A Semen Cocktail

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I can endorse sperm as a cure for morning sickness or even as a natural mood booster, but, I’m sorry, I refuse to drink a semen cocktail. We all have to draw the line somewhere and this where I draw mine. I refuse to walk into a bar and order a “Galliano Cum Shot” or a “Slightly Saltier Caviar.”

In the new book Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook, Paul “Fotie” Photoenhauer, who also wrote Natural Harvest: Collection of Semen Based Recipes, teaches us how to mix selected spirits to enhance the delicate flavors of semen. To quote the Amazon book description:

“Driven by a commitment and passion for the freshly harvested ingredient, Semenology pushes the limits of classic bartending. Semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters and adds a personal touch to any cocktail.”

Since when is semen freshly available behind most bar counters? Never mind. I don’t want to know. This better not become the new mixology trend.[Huffington Post]

16 Things Women Think Turn Men On, But Don’t

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I think if Carl Jung was alive, he would call Reddit a sieve for the collective unconscious. Or something like that. Because I’m a total Jungian, I like to spend time on Reddit researching the state of our collective psyche. Not that I need to justify being a Reddit junkie or anything. OK. I’m a Reddit junkie. There! I owned it. Moving on. This week, I stumbled upon a very enlightening AskReddit thread about things women think turn men on, but really aren’t doin’ it for them. We’re sorry, guys. We had no idea that you don’t like it when we treat your balls like fun toys. Check out some of the most interesting things men had to say, in their own words, about the ways in which we are failing to turn them on … unbeknownst to us. Keep reading »

“Romance Pants” Are The Clapper Of Sex

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Putting smooth jazz on the stereo, lighting scented candles, dimming the lights; these seduction techniques seem like so much extra work when you consider the latest innovation in hands-free mood setting. “Romance Pants,” a Red Bull Creation entry by Team Instructables, will take the seduction game to a whole new level. These jeans may look ordinary, but they are rigged with gizmos that allow the button and zipper to control the electronics in your apartment. Keep reading »

9 Animals Who Are Into Oral Sex

A recent study of fruit bats found cunnilingus to be a major part of their repertoire. While following a colony of 420 bats roosting in a fig tree over the course of 13 months, researchers witnessed 57 incidences of sex — both oral and intercourse. The female bats who received oral sex before intercourse were found to last longer during copulation. Imagine that. Oh, the power of foreplay.

“Initially, males groomed their penises to go erect before approaching females. When they gently touched females with their wings, females typically moved away, and males followed. When the females stopped moving, the males started licking the females’ vaginas,” reports Live Science.

I have to stop because this bat porn is getting way erotic. All those wild roostings in the fig tree are making me blush. Male bats have officially earned their stripes as the most giving dudes in the animal kingdom.

Click through for some more animals who are known to be orally inclined. [Live Science]

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