Sex

Weekly Turn-On: Tea Time!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 5, 2007

I’m not talking about teabagging here — more like Queen Elizabeth’s afternoon cup o’ English Breakfast makes some people horny. I came across the blog Tea Birds and was instantly confused — I’m a coffee drinkers to start with, but do some people actually have a fetish for pretty girls drinking a hot cup of… More »


Putting Out In Bed Same As Putting Out The Trash

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 4, 2007

Or so says Dr. Pam Spurr, a sexpert who writes in the Times Online that feminism has made it so women are routinely depriving their partners of sex because “they just don’t feel like it.” Her solution to the problem of awkwardly unbalanced sexual desires in relationships is that both partners need to suck it… More »


Sluts of the World Unmasked!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 4, 2007

Condom brand Durex did a study on the sexual partners of people around the world and found out the following: New Zealand’s women are the most promiscuous, averaging 20.4 sexual partners. This makes New Zealand the only country where women out-whore men. Austrian men, however, are the most promiscuous of the dudes, averaging 29.3 sexual… More »


The G-Shot Promises A Pouty, Kissable Vagina In Minutes!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 4, 2007

Thank heavens there are rogue doctors out there who will take an FDA-approved product and inject it somewhere that’s not approved. First Coast News reports doctors are injecting collagen — you know, the junk that goes in Jessica Simpson’s lips — into the walls of the vagina near where the G-spot is located. We gue… More »


Market Test: The Shenis

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 4, 2007

One of the sucky things about being a woman is not being able to pee standing up during emergency situations. When nature calls and a loo isn’t available, it would be so nice to do a little zip and piss with no one the wiser. Doing the ol’ crouch and pee between a pair of… More »


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