The Smoking Jacket has a pretty hilarious roundup of some of the strangest phone sex lines that you’ve (we assume) never heard of and (we hope) will never call. My favorite? Girls Farting Phonesex. That is the actual name of the service. “Yea, I know, It’s not normal for a girl to like to talk about something like a farting fetish, but who cares!” That comes from the associated blog. This makes me wonder what the girls have to do before they work a shift. Eat a lot of beans? Beano would not be a friend of the woman who farts into the phone for a living. Check out the rest at The Smoking Jacket. Keep reading »
Want to increase the probability that you’re going to have at least one, and maybe multiple, orgasms the next time you have sex?
“It’s the foreplay, stupid.”
Do you prefer sex in a tent, somewhere on the Serengeti? Or would you rather have the carnal equivalent of Your Couch and must-see TV?
In a new CNN report, noted sexpert Ian Kerner broke sexual compatibility into two simple categories: either you’re a “comfort creature” or you’re a “thrill seeker,” and this holds nothing less than the secret to mating bliss. Read more … Keep reading »
Is nothing sacred? Not even “The Flintstones”? The answer to that question would be: no. In “The Flintstones: A XXX Parody,” Fred is having a midlife crisis, which we’re thinking leads to some X-rated scenarios, and, steel yourself, Betty and Wilma get it on. We don’t even want to think about what happens to a just-turned-18 Pebbles, and we’re betting this time around Bam Bam will live up to his name. At least no one gets it on with a dinosaur. Uh, we hope. Gulp. Keep reading »
Got a dude who’s a dud in the sack? AskMen is here to help.
“A great sex life involves more than having good technique. It is a lifestyle that expands beyond the bedroom and into the everyday. What you do or don’t do for your heart, mind, and body affects your sexual health. If you are finding any difficulties during sex such as a lagging libido, waning stamina or erectile dysfunction, you may find that adopting certain painless lifestyle changes will boost your sex life and make you healthier and happier. It will also make her happier. And if she’s happy, you will certainly be getting some.”
Over at Asylum, the guys have found a dude who wants women to sit on his face to promote world peace.
“Roman Shusterman, a 29-year-old unemployed political activist, has started a ‘Peace Through Face-Sitting’ movement in Manhattan’s Union Square, where every day from 2 to 6 p.m. (weather-permitting), he will let you sit on his face — all in the name of promoting world peace.”