Since the dawn of time, people have tried everything from asking “What’s your sign?” to pretending to drop stuff in hopes someone hot will pick it up. Here are the top dumb desperate ways to get laid you may not have tried yet. And if you have, Thor help you. But enjoy — because it just might work. Read more…
When it comes to colostomy bags and other necessary medical equipment, there tends to be a shortage in the “pretty” department. Of course, items like these are not intended to look sexy; therefore, they are not made to look sexy. But what about women who want to feel beautiful in every way, including with their required devices? This was the same question that 23-year-old James Shutt of Hereford, England, asked himself after realizing that colostomy bag users are actually getting younger each year.
As a result of his curiosity, Shutt spoke with teenage colostomy users to gain a better perspective on the topic. Since many users reported feeling self-conscious or unsexy about their medical item when getting intimate with a partner, or are afraid of leaving their spare bags and cleaning kids behind if they stay at a partner’s home. Read more…
Only in Japan would ice cream that you eat out of a condom exist. You just snip the “Egg Ice Cream” tip and the sweet treat shoots out like a geyser. You can watch an innuendo laden tutorial of how to eat condom ice cream courtesy of college students Sharla and Mira. Whatever you do, don’t try this in public. Or at home, unless you don’t mind ice cream spuge all over your keyboard. Let me just say that this is the only time in the history of ever that ice cream has seemed unappetizing to me. [YouTube]
University of Alberta vocal coach David Ley accidentally discovered that using sex toys could help ailing singers relax their vocal cords. When looking for vocal massage devices he ended up at the local sex shop. Now he swears by the little purple vibrator for singers, actors or anyone experiencing vocal strain.
“I know it’s a bit different … I know there’s a giggle factor, but it works … It relaxes tension in the larynx … it improves range and projection … What I’m trying to do is to help the person hit that high note or harness their emotional energy,” Ley said. Keep reading »
I don’t what Amanda Bynes has in mind for Drake to do to her vagina. But in my world, vagina killers are a bad thing. #novaginakillers [DListed]