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Sex tips and sex advice for women from our council of Frisky ‘Sexperts’ that will sexify your life!

If You Commit A Crime, Distract The Victim With Your Boobs

Death By Breast
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The boob tip of the day comes to us straight from a woman in San Francisco. When an argument over a parking spot in the Haight district escalated, the woman intentionally rammed her car into the man’s who would not let her have the parking spot. The woman, who was wearing a super, low-cut dress, drove away, leaving the man to deal with the accident. The victim remembered nothing. He didn’t know what kind of car she was driving, the license plate number or even what the woman looked like. He was, however, “able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage,” said the police. This is so good to know. When in doubt, use your boobs to detract from your bad behavior. I’m sure the victim will have plenty of fun picking boobs out of a police lineup. [Hypervocal[Cleavage photo from Shutterstock]

Ke$ha Often Gets Glitter In Her Vagina, Makes Out With Dudes In Front Of Her Brother

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  • Ke$ha bathes in baby oil, often gets glitter in her vagina, and makes out with guys in front of her brother. Just a few of the fun things she told Jimmy Kimmel. Related, but unrelated: Is that what it means to have a souped-up vagina? To have stray glitter in it? [Pop Crush]
  • A man contemplates his pubes and whether or not he should get rid of them to make his wife-to-be happy. [Em & Lo]
  • See how well you know your sex terminology by taking this quiz. I learned the other day that “chode” has two meanings. Did you know that? [iVillage]
  • What’s your favorite get out of sex excuse? I can’t weigh in because I don’t often find myself needing to come up with one. [Gurl] Keep reading »

6 Sex Messes & How To Clean Them Up (NSFWish)

You know you’ve done it right if your sheets are ripped off the bed, if you’re covered in edible chocolate and lube, sweat running down your chest, and the neighbors are pounding on the wall for you to shut up. Messy sex is good. Cleaning up after can be a buzzkill. We want you to go for it. Be uninhibited. Don’t let the anxiety of post-sex cleanup keep you from going all out in bed. Have your messy sex, but know how to clean up when you’re done. Here are some tips for tidying up after getting down.

Spring Cleaning Week!
Clean your life up ...every part of it. We'll help. Read More »
Clean Your Goodies
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How to clean your vibrator and other stuff in your goodie drawer. Read More »

Teen Girl Kicked Out Of Catholic School For Sexting (Sext Recipients Still At School, Though)

Sexting Etiquette
Follow these rules when sexting. Read More »
Texting Dangers
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Give Good Sext
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Holy double standard, Batman!

Our fellow ladyblog Jezebel has an exclusive today about a 16-year-old Catholic school student in Fairfax, Virginia, who sexted a photo to two lacrosse players at the school, who then shared it with the rest of their team. The girl has been kicked out of school. Everyone on the lacrosse team, including the boy(s) who shared the sext, are still enrolled.

You can read the whole story at Jezebel, but the shorter version of the story is that 16-year-old Alexis, who manages the Paul VI Catholic High School lacrosse team, texted a topless picture of herself to her friend, a lacrosse player, on a dare. Together, they laughed about it and group-texted the sext to a second lacrosse player. They all thought they were just joking around, but then one of the boys — it’s not clear exactly who — then shared the sext with the whole lacrosse team. You know, like a tit-pic expediting service. Keep reading »

Watch Claire Smedley Agonize Over Her 40MMM Boobs

Death By Breast
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102ZZZ Boobs
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Big Boobs Rule!
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Claire Smedley’s 70 lb. boobs are the biggest in Britain. Currently a size 40MMM, her “big bubbaloobas” are still growing.

As you can imagine, her gargantuan boobs have caused her some issues. The 30-year-old erotic model says she nearly smothered her last boyfriend to death with her chest and she’s frightened she’s going to do the same to her current partner, Chris. Keep reading »

This Condom Applicator Slingshot Makes Safe Sex More Dangerous

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Condom Mishaps
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Sometimes things go wrong with condoms. Read More »
Romance Pants
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Ouch!
Nothing fascinates male human beings more than guns and sex

Jörg Sprave of The Slingshot Cannel took the Bill Gates’ Next Generation Condom Challenge and came up with this condom applicator slingshot gun. I don’t have a penis, but I think if I did, this method of condom application would scare the crap out of me. On a more positive note, I really enjoyed Jörg’s salutation to the Gates’: “Dear Mr. and Mrs. Gates, nothing fascinates male human beings more than guns and sex.” [Laughing Squid]

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