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11 Things You Probably Had No Idea You Could Do With Lube

Working at TheFrisky has it’s unexpected perks. I get free books, free makeup and sometimes, free pants! Today, when I arrived at the office, there was a giant — I mean GIANT– bag waiting for me on my desk. I was like, Oh shit! What’s this!? I tore open the bag and inside were … three HUGE bottles of lube. Seriously, if I used lube every day for the rest of my life, I’d probably never be able to make a dent. So I took to the interwebs to see what else I might be able to do with my lifetime supply of lube. Because I’m not the wasteful type. Click through to see how you can put your leftover lube to good use. Basically, it does everything. So, you can just get rid of all your other household products.

[Lube photo from Shutterstock]

 

A 55-Gallon Bucket of Lube?
Okay, sure. Go for it. Amazon is selling it, after all. Read More »

Miley Cyrus Experiments With Side Tush — Plus Weird Anti-Masturbation Techniques

HuffPo Sideboob
The Huffington Post introduces a section just for sideboob. Read More »
Anti-Masturbation
Why the anti-masturbation movement is good for men and women. Read More »
Miley Did Not Inhale
Miley Cyrus
Miley Cyrus denies smoking pot pic on Instagram. Read More »
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Of course Miley Cyrus tweets about her boobs. Read More »
  • Miley Cyrus has done boob, sideboob and insideboob. Now she’s moving on to her butt. Check out her side tush and more boobies in V Magazine. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • When she’s not finding new ways to show cleavage, Miley Cyrus is running around town in a “Sex, Drugs & Rap” T-shirt. [Socialite Life]
  • Oxytocin, you cruel bitch. [Your Tango]
  • A note to all future peeping Toms: make sure the area that you are hiding out in is sturdy enough to hold your weight. Just read the story. [Newser] Keep reading »

Tales Of A Thoroughly Disappointing Cupcake(-Shaped Vibrator)

cupcake vibrator

Ami was disappointed that a press release which seemed to offer her a free cupcake (!) to try was actually offering her a free cupcake-shaped vibrator to test.

I was disappointed in the choice of shape, which is not ergonomic and will look absolutely ridiculous pressed up against one’s ladybusiness. And for $48!

And Sophie was disappointed that none of us realized this Shiri Zinn Cupcake vibe is a gag gift.

All around, a thoroughly disappointing cupcake(-shaped vibrator). [Bloom Enjoy Yourself]

The Debate I Never Knew I’d Have: Oral Sex Vs. Cheese

Sex For Salad?
No way! Here are some things we would actually give up sex for. Read More »
I'm Dating A Cheeseman
The pros and cons of dating a cheesemonger. Read More »
Oral Sex Fails
Oral Sex Fails
Yes, there are actually ways you can do it wrong. Read More »

Columbia University’s blog, Bwog, makes it a tradition to ask graduating seniors if they’d rather give up cheese or oral sex. I don’t know why this is a question of interest, but it is. I chuckled as I read the headline, thinking to myself, Who in the world would choose cheese over oral sex? 

Apparently, 42 percent of graduating seniors from 2006 to 2013 prefer cheese. An anonymous senior with the handle “Fromage 13″ did a breakdown of the archives of oral vs. cheese responses and found that the Columbia student body had a predominantly “fromage-centric attitude.” I laughed again. Pshaw, those silly kids must not be doing it right.  Keep reading »

True Story: My Mom Was A Sex Professor At My College

Hookups We Regret
Don't remind us we did that. Read More »
GT: Scared of Sex
She was terrified of sex because of her upbringing. Read More »
Screwed By Sex Ed
Mississippi learns the hard way abstinence-only sex ed sucks. Read More »

By the time I entered my junior year of college, I was convinced that Binghamton University had only three kinds of guys. There were the players. There were the boys who were saving themselves for marriage. And there were the ones who learned about sex from my mother.

A biological anthropologist, my mom taught Intro to Sex and Evolution, which focused on everything from mating systems in the Animal Kingdom to why women go through menopause. Pretty much every student in the life sciences took it. Those who didn’t heard stories of the professor with the sign in her office that read: My biggest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my personality.

Thus, at the age of 19, I could flawlessly explain the mechanics of seahorse sex, but had only a vague notion of how it might work between two humans. I feared getting into an intimate situation only to have word of it get back to her, or worse, hearing her clinical scientific explanation of it in my head. And if a guy ever mentioned sex and my mother in the same sentence, forget about it. Keep reading »

The Porn Version Of “Parks & Rec” Actually Looks Pretty Funny

XXX Porn Spoof
"SpongeKnob Square Nuts" is absolutely terrifying. Read More »
Almie: Hipstar vs. Pornstar
How to totally transform your look. Read More »
Porn Stars Without Makeup
Porn stars without makeup
They look kinda like regular people! Read More »
"It is literally naked women devouring t-bone steaks."

A few “Parks & Recreation” episodes back, Leslie helped save the local (Jason Schwartz-run) art house video store, but it had unintended consequences. To make money, the store was transformed into a porn warehouse, and a Pawnee-themed porn––including Leslie and Ron-a-likes––was made. It turns out, somebody in the real porn universe must have been watching, because the folks at Wood Rocket TV created “Porks  & Recreation,” which includes actually pretty funny parodies of all your favorite “Parks & Rec” characters. Dick Chibbles (try and say that without giggling) as Ron Swanson is actually pretty good, while Aiden Starr plays Leslie Knope. My only qualm is that the idea of Ron and Leslie banging feels way too incest-y. Ron’s like a dad to Leslie! Otherwise, A+ adaptation. [YouTube]

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