Guys, let’s talk foreplay. We’ve recently realized that there are two different kinds pre-sex prep. There’s foreplay — the standard kissing and licking and touching that you know and do so well — that prepares our bodies for sex. And then there’s the foreplay BEFORE the foreplay — the intense eye contact you make for no reason, the nice text you send out of the blue, the way you take our earrings off when we’re changing out of our work clothes — that prepares our minds for the act. We know this might seem like a hell of a lot of foreplay, but if the goal is mind-blowing sex, it’s worth it to do the little things that get our brains hot and bothered. Trust us. Below, some things you might have had no idea women consider foreplay (try them tonight and thank us later). Keep reading »
I don’t even understand what is going on here, maybe because I’m not a creepy creep who regularly watches pixelated Canadian actresses showering. But here we are! According to the gamer blog Kotaku, this is Ellen Page as a character named “Jodie,” in the vide game “Beyond: Two Souls,” taking a shower. Yes, you can watch her take her clothes off, rinse off under the water, then dry herself with a towel — just like a real woman. Very voyeuristic! It’s from something called “a debug PS3,” whatever that means. Anyway, without further ado … yeah, this is weird. [Kotaku]
People like movies, and people like sex, so it’s not surprising that when there’s a physical attraction between two characters on screen, the odds are high that their genitals will soon be in contact. But sometimes strong sexual tension doesn’t explode into erotic release. The characters don’t give in to that feeling, and instead all that emotion and/or attraction manifests itself in some other physical act. Some distinctly non-sexual contact is made, carrying all the lust, love, or desire of sex. Here are my five favorite movie sex scenes that contain no sex. Read more at Cracked…
Let me be clear: this house wasn’t in any way meant to be spooky. Nor was it Halloween. Even worse, my host didn’t forewarn me that there might be anything even vaguely strange about his place. The only thing he did mention, while unzipping my skirt, was that he was planning to put in an outdoor jacuzzi, just to enhance the whole ’70s swinger vibe he was going for.
I was in the middle of a “fuck tour” of Manhattan: a long weekend that literally started with an orgy at my friend’s place and continued as I met up with other people. My friend, being a fixture in the NYC sex scene for years, had a very extensive contact list of people who were willing to help the new girl get as many notches on her bedpost as possible. After a sex-starved stint working as a temp in a stuffy office, I was ready to let loose. The boy who I later discovered had a haunted house, went by the self-appointed name “Byron,” and that was the only name I knew him by. He was tall and skinny with a British accent. That was enough for me to want to spend some more private time with him.
Byron had a nice apartment, full of warm golden light and a well-stocked bar, which I drank only one glass of wine from, refusing a second. Half of the frisson of these casual encounters was the tiny lick of fear at the base of my spine that came from a lifetime of stranger-danger stories, and as a precaution, I always tried to remain as alert as possible. Little did I know, I was scared of the wrong thing. Keep reading »
Your relationship with ejaculate doesn’t have to be as bad as Monica Lewinsky’s to appreciate a cuddly little sperm friend! These crocheted Spermies are sold by Etsy shop Wonka’s Willy Factor and are both custom- and hand(job-)made. One Spermie is $13, a three-pack is $30, and both would be enough to get you pregnant (if they weren’t made out of yarn). What you choose to do with your Spermies are your choice. I suggest a colorful biology or sex ed session with a matching crochet dick. [Laughing Squid] Keep reading »
The sexy Halloween costume phenomenon is not dying down anytime soon. I can’t say I understand wanting to dress up like a sexy sock monkey, but who am I to stand in the way of the Halloween hopes and dreams of others? You might have guessed that the Miley Cyrus’ VMA look would be flying off the shelves, but some of the other super sexy, top sellers might surprise you. We talked to the folks at Yandy.com, home of costumes such as sexy pizza and sexy big bird, to find out what the ladies are buying this Halloween. Check out Yandy’s best selling sexy costumes after the jump.
When the cat’s away, the mouse will play. Unless you padlock the mouse’s pants shut so she can’t cheat on you. Or go to the bathroom.
Police in the Mexican state of Veracruz removed a padlock from a 25-year-old woman’s blue jeans after she came to them in “excruciating pain” from not being able to go to the bathroom. Why did she have a lock on her pants, you ask? Her 40-year-old boyfriend Jose Antonio padlocked her pants shut, so she wouldn’t be able to cheat. Romance! Keep reading »
The new character posters for Lars Von Triers’ film “Nymphomanic” feature all the cast members naked, in various stages of orgasm. I never wanted to see Shia this way, but, all things considered, it could have been way worse. However, I won’t let my distaste for LeBeouf keep me from seeing the film, in which self-diagnosed nymphomanic Joe (played by Gainsbourg) confesses her sexcapades to the stranger who saves her after an attack. You can see the rest of the characters — including Christian Slater and Uma Thurman — giving O face here. [JoBlo]