Sex

You’re Welcome: “Your Dick Looks Great In Those Heels” Is Exactly What It Sounds Like (NSFW)

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 20, 2014

Click here for extremely NSFW version.
If you’ve ever wondered what happens in the tiny corners of the internet where people expose their most vulnerable selves, I have an answer: They put their hardened penises into women’s shoes. More »


I Tried It: The Female Condom

By: Phylisa Wisdom / October 20, 2014

I will admit: I’m fascinated by the female condom. For starters, it’s the only female initiated dual-protection (against both pregnancy and STIs) method available. The potential for women all over the world to have agency over our reproduction is amazing. But why, I’ve wondered, is uptake so low? Why don’t any of my friends use… More »


Christmas Tree Butt Plug In Paris Deflated By Vandals

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 20, 2014

See that thing above? Is it A) art, B) a Christmas tree, C) an enormous butt plug or D) all of the above? The answer is D! American Artist Paul McCarthy erected, heh, the sculpture, called “Tree,” in Paris last week, noting that he got the idea for it after noticing that a butt plug… More »


Making The Case For Lube: I Ripped My Vagina During Sex

By: Anonymous / October 20, 2014

I’ve always been a fan of lube, but until now, I’ve never really been a hardcore lube advocate. For years, I’ve kept a generous stash of KY in my underwear drawer for emergency purposes, and dive in when necessary. As a healthy, sexually active 27-year-old, I don’t usually have problems getting wet down there, but… More »


7 Horrifying Lessons Learned Directing A Porno

By: Cracked / October 19, 2014

We think we have a rough idea of how porn movies work: actors shoot dozens of films a week, everyone’s on drugs all the time, corny music plays constantly, etc. We’ve gone deeper (giggle) into the world of porn with this piece about life as a male porn star. But that man was controlling the… More »


Couple Has Sex In The Ocean, Gets Stuck Together “Due To Suction”

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 17, 2014

I’ve never really understood the appeal or the logistics of having sex in the ocean, but now I genuinely have a reason to fear doing the deed in the sea: a couple having sex off the coast of Italy reportedly became stuck together because of SUCTION (!!!) and actually had to go to the emergency… More »


Goats In Lust: They’re Just Like Us!

By: Lauren Gitlin / October 16, 2014

We’d all like to think we’ve evolved way past our animal antecedents, having transcended the baser survival instincts that propelled us from the primordial ooze to this moment. These very instincts have been variously invoked by relationship experts, who will one day have us believing that we’re not that different from our mammalian brethre… More »


Watch Sara X’s Boobs Dance To Mozart And Then Feel Weird About Yourself

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 14, 2014

Meet Sara X, who has INSANE pec strength and can percuss her boobs to Mozart. As usual, I have questions:

What is this?

How is this even possible?

How much does each boob weigh? More »


Cosmopolitan Editor Reminds The World That Women Can Be Both Smart And Sexy (Sadly, The World Still Needs Reminding)

By: Claire Hannum / October 14, 2014

I have as many hangups about Cosmopolitan as the next feminist, but I love editor-in-chief Joanna Coles’ mission to make the magazine and its website a more well-rounded read. In an interview with NPR this morning, Coles, who has been in the position just two years, made it clear that she actually gives a damn about heavier… More »


Dating Don’ts: 10 Places To Have Sex, Ranked From Best To Worst

By: Megan Reynolds / October 14, 2014

Most people have sex in the pedestrian enclaves of their bedroom, on a Wednesday night, after prime-time television but before “The Daily Show.” It’s a simple affair, but it’s beautiful, because it works. The bedroom is a safe space with ALL the creature comforts you want when you’re doing it: clean sheets, water in plentiful… More »


Mindy Kaling Defends Buttsex Episode Of “Mindy Project”: “There Was No Sexual Peril”

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 13, 2014

In case you missed it, last week’s episode of “The Mindy Project” was all about butt sex. Mindy’s onscreen boyfriend Danny (Chris Messina) wanted to try anal for the first time, attempting the act and claiming “I slipped.” The rest of the episode was dedicated to Mindy trying to determine if his “slip” was intentional,… More »


TGIF! This Used, Jizz-Filled Condom Has Been Tied To A Subway Pole Since At Least Tuesday!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 10, 2014

In case you needed further proof that people behave like savage, filthy animals on public transportation, I bring you this photo of a used condom tied to an F train subway pole, spotted by a commuter and posted by Gothamist. A flurry of responses and tips later, the blog reports that the condom has bee… More »


If The G-Spot Doesn’t Exist, We Need To Hold Men Accountable For Caring About Clitoral Orgasms

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 10, 2014

It’s actually not new news that the mythical g-spot doesn’t exist. We’ve known that for some time already: Sigmund Freud pretty much just made it up, and ever since then we’ve been touting it as the ultimate orgasm or the way that men should aspire to pleasure women during sex to the exclusion of actual… More »


Train Your Body To Have Longer, Stronger Orgasms With LELO’s Luna Smart Bead

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 9, 2014

Stop settling for weak ass orgasms, ladies. Women everywhere aren’t getting the most out of their sack (and solo) sessions, and now there’s a new product that can help increase the strength and length of orgasm: consider it a personal trainer for your vagina, but without the misery. YES, PLEASE. More »


Normal People Attempt To Get Into Cosmopolitan’s Craziest Sex Positions

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 9, 2014

You know how Cosmopolitan tries to suggest all kinds of cool, new sex positions for us to try, regardless of whether or not they’re likely to cause injury to normal folks? Well, they sent a duo out on the streets of New York City to attempt these positions, and I’ve determined that unless you have… More »


What If Condoms Were As Hard To Get As Birth Control?

By: Claire Hannum / October 8, 2014

BuzzFeed asks what life would be like if guys had to jump through as many hoops to get condoms as girls do to get birth control pills. The result is pretty bleak (and funny)! [22 Words]… More »


Robot Hugs Breaks Down Our Cruddy Attitudes Toward Sex Workers

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 7, 2014

GOD I love Robot Hugs. Robot Hugs is the webcomic behind that amazing analysis of street harassment as a male attitude of ownership over public spaces and everything that exists in public spaces. One of their new strips addresses, well, strippers — or, more specifically, why men have ugly attitudes toward sex workers to whom… More »


13 Questions About This Century-Old Brothel Menu

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 7, 2014

This brothel menu from the early 1900s has been circulating around the internet for some time now, but this is the first I’ve seen of it, so allow me to ask some vital questions. I’ve calculated the value of the services based on this inflation calculator and American dollars. Ahem… More »


True Story: My Gynecologist Found A Used Condom In My Vagina

By: Anonymous / October 7, 2014

I met up with Mark* on Friday night, eager to kiss my long workweek goodbye and roll into the weekend, drink in hand. We’d only been seeing each other a short time and hadn’t slept together yet, but if our chemistry over the last few of weeks was any indication of what was to come,… More »


Woman Uses Potato As A Contraceptive, It Grows Roots Inside Her Vagina Instead

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 3, 2014

Listen, I’m totally supportive of a DIY lifestyle. You wanna make your own makeup and cleaning products from scratch? By all means! Got 30 new uses for old timey mason jars? Tell me all about it! But for the love of god, don’t DIY your contraception, especially with root vegetables pulled from your garden. It’… More »


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