OF COURSE virtual reality porn was invented before most people even had the opportunity to try virtual reality technology for anything else. That’s how technology works, right? Like, we use porn for beta testing anything and then refine it for the content that matters?
According to this video from Complex, virtual reality porn looks a lot like actual sex — it’s all filmed point-of-view; if you look up, you can see a buxom lass’s boobs bouncing over your head, and if you look down, you’ll see her bumping uglies with a — if not exactly your — penis. There’s also VR porn from a woman’s point of view, but apparently the dick in that porn was so in-your-face that it was even too much for the ladies, which I think sums up a lot of the critiques you might hear from women about porn. Keep reading »
If prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, stripping may very well be the second oldest — it all depends on exactly when the first uptight humans decided people shouldn’t walk around with their most enticing bits flopping nakedly in the wind. As soon as clothing became the norm, taking that clothing off became a profitable gig for anyone willing to learn how to do it well. But despite the venerable legacy of this career, and the utter ubiquity of strip clubs in our modern cityscapes, most people know very little about the realities of dancing naked (or naked-ish) for money. So Cracked sat down with exotic dancers from across the United States: Emily, Laura, Zoey, Layne, Helen, Meredith, and a male stripper named Salvatore. Read more on Cracked…
“When you laugh, it changes shape!” doesn’t sound like the worst phrase in the world, until you realize that this kind old grandpa is saying it while staring into the depths of a porn star’s anus. Enter the world of having your butthole cast in bronze, because that is a thing you can do now, probably because of the sharing economy — I don’t know, nothing matters, this woman’s ass cavity was just immortalized in metal. Keep reading »
Mississippi, one of the states that prefers abstinence education to comprehensive sex-ed, still believes that the best way to get teenagers to not get pregnant is to simply tell them to not have sex. They apparently feel that it is especially helpful to not teach students about condoms and birth control, because surely, if they don’t know how to put a condom on correctly, then they’ll just decide not to have sex and will play a nice game of Gin Rummy instead. Keep reading »
Joanna Angel is the queen of alt pornography. With hot pink streaks through her raven hair and a petite frame adorned with colorful tattoos, the Brooklyn native “punk princess” of porn created her production company, Burning Angel, shortly after graduating from Rutgers University with degrees in literature and film. This time of year, Joanna is a busy bee. Burning Angel was nominated for numerous awards at this weekend’s AVN Awards, she has movies to make, a Fleshlight to promote, and most recently, she inked an exclusive deal with LA-based sex toy and bondage boutique the Stockroom for her new line of BDSM sex toys. Keep reading »
Have you checked in with your vagina recently? Like, I mean, really checked in? Have you asked how its day was, or what it thinks of the latest season of “MasterChef Junior” or if it’s watching “Jane The Virgin” ? Have you asked if it can open a beer bottle or shoot a ping pong ball accurately enough to hit a target? If you feel like you’re a little detached from your downstairs, get ready, because Kim Amami, sexual savant and expert in vaginal kung-fu, is here to help. She has reached vagina enlightenment, and demonstrates her yoni’s lush strength and powerful vision by tying a string around a jade egg and lifting surfboards, gluten-free coconut donuts and rambutans. It takes all kinds, guys. All kinds. [h/t Buzzfeed]