- As it turns out, Amanda Bynes doesn’t really want Drake to murder her vagina, she just wants him to be friends with it. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Why does Harry Styles’ underwear look like a diaper? [Pop Sugar]
- These photographers have taken pictures of more than 140 people having sex and they have stories to tell. [Nerve]
- A very good reason to let go of all the bitterness towards your ex. [Uptown Magazine] Keep reading »
Amanda Bynes Just Wants Drake To Be Friends With Her Vagina — Plus An App That Teaches Women How To Masturbate
7 Steps For A Better Porn-Watching Experience
Review: Farrah's Porn
Amelia tried and failed to masturbate to Farrah and James' sex tape. Read More »
I know what you’re thinking. Amelia, I’m pretty sure that all I need to watch porn are my eyes and a finger to press play. Sure, if you’re an amateur. There’s a wrong way to do things, a right way to do things, and then a better way to do things. This is the better way to watch porn. Keep reading »
High School Principal Suggest Porn Stars Teach Sex Ed
Principal Mark Slater of The Leys in Cambridge, a prestigious boarding school in the UK, has an idea popular with 14-year-old boys the world over: students should be taught sex education by porn stars.
Wait, what? Oh, he has his reasons! ”I wouldn’t rule it out — simply because of what they’ve done in their life — if I felt that person was going to put across good values and be a good influence,” Slater explained.
While we appreciate his accepting attitude, and understand that he feels that the students will learn a lot about the less glamorous and dangerous parts of the pornography industry, this suggestion is truly, laughably terrible. As the porn star James Deen has put it, when he visits college campuses to lecture about safe sex, real life sex is nothing like porn sex: Keep reading »
Adult Film Star Stoya Says She Ruined Porn For Her Dad
A lot of dads might be angry if their daughter went into porn — and so is the father of top adult actress Stoya. But not for the reason you think.
“My dad is purely just angry that I ruined porn for him,” she told HuffPost Live recently. “[He's mad] because I couldn’t, like, just do a few scenes, I had to sign with a big company.”
As a result, pops is often confronted with her lifestyle choices head on. When he goes to a porn site for some instant gratification, there is inevitably an ad for her Fleshlight, a sex toy modeled after her private parts. Read more on Huffington Post…
True Story: I Was A Mediocre Midwestern Stripper
I went to a college that was funded with money from a nearby casino. Unsurprisingly, the biggest neighboring city has a population of 30,000 people and 10 fully-nude strip clubs for them to attend. Regardless of how expensive the drinks are and how off-putting both the strippers and clientele are (one guy told me he’d actually SEEN a herpes outbreak on one of the strippers as she was rubbing the pole), the strip clubs continue to be the biggest source of tourist revenue for the area.
I didn’t get around to going to one until my junior year. The outing was suggested by one of my male friends. We went to Sirens*, one of the bigger clubs in the area. It was on the side of the highway in an industrial-looking building behind a power generator. Inside there were six stages featuring girls of all shapes and sizes.
My friend bought us a round of shots as soon as we sat down. Each one cost $8. There were a couple of guys there who didn’t look like they had $8. One of the strippers came over to talk to us. She introduced herself as Ivy, even though she had a massive tattoo on her back that said “Courtney.” She started telling the men that she was going to go have sex with one of her girlfriends that night, and that they should come watch. Keep reading »
Shocker (Not!): Extremely Anti-Gay Countries Search For The Most Gay Porn
On Gays & Attraction
Just because Shanelle is gay doesn't mean she's attracted to all women. Read More »
Pakistan, Nigeria, and Kenya are some of the world’s most vehemently anti-gay countries. Coincidentally enough, these countries also have some of the highest Google searches for gay porn. Searches like “shemale sex,” “teen anal sex,” “man fucking man,” “gay sex pics,” and “anal sex pics” have the some of the highest volumes of searches in these countries. Pakistan and Nigeria rank in the top five on Google searches for “gay sex pics”and “anal sex pics” while Kenya ranks number one for these searches. It makes a lot of sense that people in these countries would turn to the Internet for their needs. Since homosexuality is so widely opposed, there are very few openly gay people. That does not, however, mean that there are any fewer gay people. Unable to foster healthy and public homosexual relationships, gay people predominantly restrict their sexuality to Google searches. Additionally, since homosexuality is neither commonplace nor understood, there is also a fascination with it. People tend to be curious about what is forbidden, and apparently gay sex is no exception. [Huffington Post; Google Trends; Pew Global] [Photo of URL search via Shutterstock]
Happy Ending Massage For Women: One Woman’s Tale
Chances are you’ve heard the story: an unmarked door leads to a dimly-lit massage parlor where women with strong hands and tolerant smiles await a train of libidinous male patrons. The “happy ending” tale is all too common, a mixture of truth and urban legend that captivates male imaginations even in an age of casual sex and unlimited Internet porn. Read: Does Casual Sex Screw Up Emotional Intimacy?
“It’s always a certain type of place,” said Brian, a 41-year-old screenwriter who admits to visiting the odd “men’s spa” or two (though never, of course, for that). “You go for a reason, and you know what you’re getting when you walk in the door.” Read more on Your Tango…
Christians Think This Kraft Ad Is Too Zesty — Plus, The Rise Of “Daddies”!
- “It is easy to see what the ad is really selling … Christians will not be able to buy Kraft dressings or any of their products until they clean up their advertising,” said the One Million Moms website of this Zesty Italian Dressing ad. I guess that means they don’t want their salad tossed by this guy? Let the record reflect that this is the same group who got all whipped up over the rainbow Oreo cookie. [iVillage]
- The next step after child stardom: porn stardom. Well, at least these famous kids went XXX. [College Candy]
- Your summer fling must involve long walks on the beach, outdoor hookups and dance-offs. [Tres Sugar]
- “Daddies” are on the rise. What you need to know about Gay Daddies, Silver Daddies, Muscle Daddies, Bears, Leather Daddies, Big Daddies, and Daddy-Lovers. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »
Should Women Reclaim The Word “Slut”?
Are you a slut?
It’s a loaded question. What makes a woman a slut? Is the word simply defined as a woman who has casual sex? Does a woman have to have sex with a certain number of partners to be a slut? Does a slut have to be a woman at all?
Controversies about ‘sluttiness’ have been raging for years, and there’s no sign they’re slowing down anytime soon. A recent study found that women tend to reject the friendship of other women who are perceived as promiscuous. On the television show “Nashville,” Connie Britton’s character, Rayna James, recently worried that she was a slut just for “going to second base” with a guy. Amanda Knox, the American accused of a bizarre murder in Italy, was presumed guilty largely on the premise that she’s a slut, so of course she did it. Read more on Your Tango…
Men Are To Blame For Menopause
Ovulation Study
A study says we treat our nice boyfriends like crap when we're ovulating. Read More »
A team of evolutionary geneticists have determined what really caused menopause in women: men. It was previously thought that women evolved to become infertile after a certain age so that they could care for their grandchildren and coddle the next of kin. But evolutionarily speaking, that turned out to be a load of crap because, according to the laws of natural selection, our fertility should continue for as long as possible to keep the species going.
The new working theory is that men and their preference for young mates is what caused us to evolve to become infertile after a certain age. Researchers think that over time, men’s competition for young women made older women’s reproductive organs feel unappreciated therefore causing them to crawl under the bed and die, so to speak. Keep reading »
